You Can Have a Calm Conversation with the Headmaster / You Can Ignore Students Who Act Up in Class

What was Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color? What was his secret ambition? And what was his greatest achievement to date?

Wasn't this supposed to be about werewolves?

What about zombies, yetis, and vampires?!

Harry patiently read through every question, and his final conclusion was... this was simply a completely nonsensical test!

Still, out of respect for the new teacher's first lesson, Harry ultimately scribbled down a few answers at random, just to get it over with.

As for Ron, Seamus, and the others, they rolled their eyes so hard they nearly popped out of their sockets~

But Hermione was writing furiously at that moment, her eyes even gleaming with a trace of excitement.

Harry only needed one quick glance to know that this girl had probably answered every single one of Lockhart's secret ambitions...

"I must especially praise Miss Granger. She actually knew that my secret ambition is to eradicate evil from the world, as well as sell my own line of hair-care products. Truly, what a fine girl! I shall give Miss Granger a perfect score of one hundred, and Ravenclaw ten points as well!"

Watching Hermione raise her trembling hand to accept the praise, Harry helplessly rolled his eyes.

It was only because Lockhart's ambition had something to do with hair care that she remembered it so clearly~

"Now then, let us get down to business."

Ignoring Harry's internal grumbling, Lockhart pulled a cloth-covered cage from beneath the podium. He set it on the desk, then began putting on an air of mystery.

"Today, I shall teach you how to defend yourselves against the most evil creatures known to the wizarding world! But rest assured, as long as I am here, you will not suffer any harm~"

Since no one knew what Lockhart was up to, the atmosphere in