I Guess My Ass! (New Book: Please Bookmark and Recommend)

Chapter 20: I Guess My Ass! (New Book: Please Bookmark and Recommend)

As he pondered, Huo Yuhao suddenly had a thought.

He suddenly remembered that the system in his mind gave prompts.

It felt like an intelligent computer that would announce its functions and various reminders to its owner.

Then... could it converse with him? Like an AI?

As a young man of the new generation with a thirst for knowledge, Huo Yuhao immediately asked expectantly in his mind, "System, System, can the new Skill Learning Books in the Drunken Intent Store be used to learn Spirit Skills?"

Sure enough, after Huo Yuhao actively asked his question, that gentle system prompt sounded again.

You guess?

Huo Yuhao: "???"

Fuck me!

"Guess my ass!"

Huo Yuhao's face darkened. Why was a system like this so damn smart?!

Its AI was maxed out, huh?

Forget it. Practice was the sole criterion for testing truth. Fine, I just won't ask anymore!

Anyway, a Low-Grade Skill Learning Book only cost 100 Drunken Intent Points. I had plenty of those. I could just exchange for one and try it when the time came!

Detected that the Host used profanity. Your manners require improvement. 10 Drunken Intent Points deducted as punishment!

Huo Yuhao: "!!!???"

"I fucking—"

Huo Yuhao nearly pissed himself and almost blurted out another curse on instinct.

Fortunately, he managed to stop himself at the last second and swallowed the rest of the sentence.

Now he was finally certain that this damned system definitely possessed some degree of intelligence, or was an AI product with some kind of internal logic!

After being thoroughly disgusted by the Drunken Sword Immortal System, Huo Yuhao turned his grief and indignation into alcohol tolerance and began chugging away with a "gulp, gulp, gulp."

After finishing today's five jin of liquor, Huo Yuhao gained another 200 Drunken Intent Points and prepared to sleep!

He was in a bad mood today and didn't want to keep being a running master.

It was all that goddamn system's fault. It was seriously revolting!

Five days later, in the northern borderlands of the Heaven Dou Empire.

Huo Yuhao wore a white sable-fur cloak and a snow cap as he glanced at the map in his hand.

At this moment, he stood at the edge of the mapped region. Further north, the map showed only blankness.

On that blank area was a line of tiny blood-red annotation: "Land of Extreme North. Human forbidden zone. Soul Beasts present. Danger, danger, danger!"

"Finally, I'm here," Huo Yuhao sighed.

The white vapor he exhaled from his nose and mouth immediately turned into tiny shards of ice that scattered through the air.

Though he wore a thick sable-fur cloak, the piercing cold wind still relentlessly slipped through its seams like tiny knives.

Even his sharply slanted brows were already coated in thin layers of frost.

The air here was extremely dry, yet filled with bone-deep cold.

Great sheets of snowflakes drifted through the sky, slicing through everything on the ground like blades.

Not a blade of grass grew from the earth. It was all hard frozen soil, where plants simply could not survive.

"Tian Meng, it's your turn. Wake up," Huo Yuhao called out in his mind.

"Huh? We're here already?"

Sky Dream Ice Silkworm's groggy voice sounded. He steadied himself slightly and spread out his immense Spiritual Power, sensing everything outside.

Huo Yuhao said, "You lived in the Land of Extreme North for so long. You should know where Snow Empress is, right? Lead the way."

Sky Dream Ice Silkworm fell silent for a moment, and his voice grew unusually serious. "Yuhao, are you sure you want to find Snow Empress? If your prophecy is wrong and she isn't in the process of transforming into a human, then walking right up to her would be nothing but suicide."

Hearing Sky Dream Ice Silkworm's words, Huo Yuhao pondered for a moment. A ruthless glint flashed through his eyes. "Fortune favors the bold. Even if we go straight to Ice Empress, success isn't guaranteed. Since that's the case, why not go all in?"

Huo Yuhao knew that his arrival had caused some additional changes to the original plot.

For example, Wang Dong did not live on campus and instead lived alone in Shrek City, just like him.

But even with the Butterfly Effect, he had only been on Douluo Continent for a short time. At most, he could affect the people and events around him.

A place as distant as the Extreme North Icefield should not have been affected yet.

After all, something like Snow Empress reincarnating and cultivating anew had virtually nothing to do with him right now.

And his greatest advantage was his knowledge of the future.

As long as Sky Dream Ice Silkworm could temporarily restrain Snow Empress, Huo Yuhao believed he had a good chance of persuading her.

Besides, since he had replaced the original owner and become the new Huo Gua, the "fate" between him and Snow Empress should have been inherited as well, right?

Seeing how resolute Huo Yuhao was, Sky Dream Ice Silkworm slowly said, "Fine! If that's the case, I'll go crazy with you. This time, it's do or die!"

Naturally, Sky Dream Ice Silkworm did not know that Snow Empress would later be mistaken for a Ten Thousand Year Soul Beast Embryo and auctioned off, much less that she would ultimately become Huo Yuhao's Soul Spirit.

He simply believed that since Huo Yuhao could foresee what would happen between himself and Ice Empress, it was not strange for him to foresee Snow Empress's reincarnation and rebirth as well. It was highly credible.

And if Snow Empress really was in the process of transforming into an Embryo, then with his Sloughed Shell and million-year Spiritual Power cultivation, he truly had some confidence in suppressing and restraining her.

There was still a chance!

And if Snow Empress joined his God Creation Plan, Sky Dream Ice Silkworm would be highly confident in persuading Ice Empress. When that happened, the God Creation Plan's chances of success would soar!

"Oh, right, Yuhao. Take off all your clothes first. I'll make you some insulation."

"To find Snow Empress, we have to enter the Far North Core Region. The temperature there is nothing like the outer regions. With your current strength, even in a sable-fur cloak, you absolutely won't be able to withstand the core region's extreme cold."

Huo Yuhao nodded helplessly.

He remembered that the original story had this naked-running part too. It seemed he could not escape this performance art either.

Fortunately, the Land of Extreme North was sparsely populated, so he did not have to worry about anyone peeking.

In a few swift motions, Huo Yuhao boldly stripped off even his underwear and casually tossed it aside.

Then, his vision blurred slightly. A faint golden glow flowed out from above his head, temporarily separating Huo Yuhao from the outside world. Warmth immediately spread throughout his body.

Then, a ball of soft white light suddenly floated out from his chest. It quickly unfurled and expanded in midair, transforming into a garment of light roughly the same size as Huo Yuhao, which slowly fitted itself over his body.

Huo Yuhao watched the scene with great interest, already forming a guess in his heart: Was this Sky Dream Ice Silkworm's Sloughed Shell?

As the garment of light finished attaching itself to him, the glow gradually faded, and the warm sensation faded with it. Yet he did not feel cold.

The frigid wind outside struck his body, but seemed to slide right off his surface without ever touching his skin. It was as though an extra membrane covered his skin, completely isolating him from the outside world.

Huo Yuhao examined himself curiously for a moment, when a sentence suddenly popped into his mind: Ultra-thin comfort, giving you the ultimate sense of security!

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