Kitagawa Kai tried his best to suppress the corner of his mouth, but looking at Hiyori's naturally cute little face, he still couldn't hold it back.
Shiina Hiyori looked a little confused. "Kai-kun, please be more serious."
"Well, I know, you continue."
Sakayanagi Arisu couldn't help but remind, "Hiyori, if you say this, Boyfriend-kun will take it as a compliment."
"Okay, okay, I know I was wrong."
Kitagawa Kai raised his hands in surrender, stretched out his long arms and squeezed in between Himeno Yuki and Hasebe Haruka and sat down, hugging their delicate bodies one on the left and the other on the right.
"Okay, let me tell you a few authentic stories to relax the atmosphere."
Himeno Yuki reminded weakly, "Kai-kun... Don't suddenly pretend to be a ghost in the middle of the sentence to scare people."
"I promise not to scare you, I'm just here to make you laugh."
"After an old man died, he went to heaven. God asked him where he was born, and he said, Austria-Hungary."
Kitagawa Kai paused for a moment, then continued, "God asked him again where he went to school, and he answered, Czechoslovakia. Where did he get married? Hungary. Where did he retire? Soviet Union. Where did he die? Ukraine."
Hasebe counted it carefully with his fingers and couldn't help but sigh, "This old man has visited quite a lot of places in his life."
"God thought so too at the time."
Kitagawa Kai imitated the kind old man's emotional tone. "It seems that you have been a person who loves traveling all your life."
Having said this, the young man shook his head, sighed and gave the old man the final answer:
"No... I have never even left my hometown of Mukachevo in my entire life."
The table was quiet for a moment.
Sakayanagi Arisu was the first to react and laughed gracefully.
Shiina Hiyori also understood the vicissitudes of geography behind this humor, and quickly lowered his head and raised his hand to cover his mouth.
Hasebe was still thinking about the place names of the countries just now. He was suddenly startled, and finally reacted belatedly. "Wait a minute... so he has never moved at all!"
"Congratulations to Bobo for answering correctly."
Kitagawa Kai saw that the girls had understood the cold humor, looked around again, and then asked a new question, "Then do you know why Japan's two-dimensional animation industry is so developed?"
"Why are you asking about this suddenly?"
Asahina Nazuna is still thinking carefully about the industry background.
Sakayanagi Arisu seemed to have seen through everything, and looked at the young man with a smile, "Boyfriend-kun, you'd better do your academic research seriously."
"Because they were already a second-formed country in 1945."
Hasebe was about to ask more questions, but after hearing the year clearly, he swallowed his words again.
Himeno Yuki raised his hand and patted him. "Kai-kun! This is too bad!"
Kitagawa Kai was still unfinished, and continued to add with a smirk, "It's not over yet. Then do you know why in Japan anime, the protagonists of the plots who fall from the sky are always beautiful girls?"
Asahina Nazuna learned the lesson this time and quickly covered his ears. "It must have nothing to do with what the audience likes to watch, right?"
"Because... it is so unlucky for a little boy to fall from the sky."
After he finished speaking, the people who just said he was bad couldn't hold it back.
Hasebe smiled and leaned on his shoulder. Asahina Nazuna covered his ears, but he still heard clearly.
Himeno Yuki patted his arm again. "Kai-kun, aren't you a good student of history? Why do you just use it to talk about this?"
Shiina Hiyori tried hard to hold back his smile and whispered, "I feel like my morality and my point of laughter are fighting."
Sakayanagi Arisu smiled elegantly and said, "Boyfriend-kun is really bad. However, you two have a dark sense of humor. It's best not to talk nonsense outside."
Only Morishita Ai looked at this, then that, with a blank look on his face.
What are you talking about?
Why do I always feel out of place?
"Okay, okay, let's change to a lighter topic that doesn't involve history."
Kitagawa Kai turned to look at Morishita Ai sitting opposite. "Lan, what do you think came first, the chicken or the egg?"
Morishita Ai took a deep breath, he finally had a role to play, and thought about it seriously, "You must first make sure you are talking about eggs, or all eggs that can hatch."
"Stop, you don't have to study it so rigorously."
Kitagawa Kai quickly took back the question, "Someone asked a friend, which came first, the chicken or the egg? The friend replied, of course, the chicken came first."
Hasebe Haruka finally raised his red face from behind the pillow. "Then where did the first chicken come from?"
"Good question."
Kitagawa Kai nodded approvingly and gave the answer, "Forced by life."
Asahina Nazuna was stunned for a full two seconds before he realized the joke. He immediately raised his hand helplessly to his forehead, dumbfounded. "Junior! Can't you tell a serious joke in a serious way?"
"But I really didn't tell any jokes about hell this time. I completely followed my promise." Kitagawa Kai said confidently.
"You quite keep your word!" Asahina Nazuna rolled his eyes at him.
Hasebe next to him stretched out his hand to grab him tightly. "Don't stop Bei-Bei! Is there anything else? Let me tell you one more!"
"Okay, people will turn into stars when they die, but what about Shang Yang..."
Kitagawa Kai talked a few more, and the girls remembered the jokes they had read one after another, and the topic just started.
Hasebe flipped through Terminal and quickly found one. He sat up straight with excitement on his face. "You must have never heard of this. When I first saw it, I laughed for a long time."
She was just halfway through speaking when Chabashira Sae, who was going to the bathroom, happened to pass by outside the small living room.
Hearing the voices of the students in her class, she subconsciously slowed down and wanted to see how the fun was going.
After only listening to a few words, she stopped by the door.
These outrageous jokes on a shockingly large scale were uttered by Hasebe?
Before the laughter stopped, the girl added another sentence, Chabashira Sae's eyelids jumped.
No, I can't listen to this anymore.
If I keep listening to it, my teaching qualification certificate will melt.
What are these people communicating when they get together?
It seems that after returning home, I will pay more attention in class.
Kitagawa Kai was hearing it funny. When he raised his eyes, he happened to see Chabashira Sae outside the door.
He immediately stopped laughing and looked serious, "Bobo, you should try to speak less of such unhealthy jokes in your daily life in the future."
Hasebe was getting excited when the words stuck in his mouth. He looked up at the boy with a confused face. "Ah? No... I just counted you the happiest and the most exaggerated laugh!"
"So I am also deeply reflecting on it."
Kitagawa Kai answered with great righteousness.
Hasebe The more I looked at it, the more I felt something was wrong.
Why did your boyfriend suddenly change his face?
She subconsciously followed the boy's gaze towards the door, and happened to meet the class teacher Chabashira Sae's eyes with deep resentment.
"Pah!"
Hasebe immediately buckled Terminal on his legs and sat upright.
Although the relationship is quite special now, when facing Chabashira Sae, the "teacher phobia" is still triggered.
She echoed solemnly, "Yes... yes! I also think this kind of joke is very bad. It's good to listen to it occasionally for entertainment!"