The Most Unforgettable Scene

Link would never forget that night.

Nearly twenty thousand people in the arena were cheering for him. The fans raised their phones and switched on their flashlights, turning the stands of the entire arena into a vast galaxy. And Link sat upon the shoulders of a host of superstars, drifting through that galaxy.

Before him stood Jordan, simply and bluntly called "Air Jordan"; Wilkins, with the exaggerated nickname "the Human Highlight Film"; the all-around Julius Irving; and two of the greatest big men in NBA history.

Yet those five ancient gods whom people revered were now looking at Link with reverence instead.

Even they had never seen such an outrageous performance!

Of course, all that had merely been an appetizer. What Link remembered most was what happened afterward.

Under the spotlight, a man with hairy legs in a black dress emerged from the players' tunnel!

Amid the cheers of the entire arena, Bill Simmons walked out of the players' tunnel, red-faced and humiliated.

Watching that unusual "beauty" slowly approach him, Link got goosebumps all over.

If he had not been holding himself back, Link really would have liked to plant an old-fashioned punch right in that cross-dresser's face.

That outfit was simply too revolting!

Say no more—no 720-degree dunk, no self alley-oop in midair, could compare to Simmons.

Simmons was the true MVP of the night!

"Ha ha ha! What we're seeing now may be the craziest scene in NBA history! The famous Bill Simmons—the Bill Simmons who fears neither heaven nor earth, the Bill Simmons who could roast even great players like Jabbar and Wilt Chamberlain into oblivion—is actually standing beside Link in a black dress!"

Mike Breen had not expected Bill Simmons to truly make good on his word. As a renowned columnist, journalist, and show host, Simmons