Then we can walk into the restroom together and pee side by side!
Isn't that a romantic encounter, quack?
Ahem, two things. I know there's still a leaderboard reward to write about, but I think I need to revise the upcoming plot, so I'll add an extra chapter at 6 p.m. tomorrow instead. That's fine, right?
The first thing is something that appears after every chapter: the Glory Campaign Preliminaries. I heard that if too many readers click on it, the author will get mysteriously pregnant. Everyone, please don't click it! I'm already sixteen—I can't handle that kind of shock.
The second thing. Could those of you who want to tip please wait until next week? Tears. Apparently, the new-book rankings are based on tip amounts. I'm securely in first place this week, so if you tip me next week, I can get one more recommendation slot. Otherwise, I'll get pushed to the bottom. That's all!
Looks like the flight attendant who lives next door is back. I'm going to bump into her!