The First Evolution
Chapter 39

Oh! I Think There's Something Seriously Wrong with My Hands

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. The moment I turned on my computer, it went straight to opening World of Warcraft Classic. Seriously, without me even realizing it, I'd already started entering my account name, password, and security token! Had someone transmigrated into my hands and given me a whole separate personality?

Also, I asked some of the other authors today, and they all recommended waiting until the book went on sale before adding extra chapters for alliance leaders. I've only been uploading for a week, but I've already posted over 70,000 words—an average of 10,000 words a day! That would cost me a lot of recommendations, and coming off the new-book ranking list early would mean losing a lot of exposure.

So I'll make up those extra chapters for alliance leaders later.

I also wanted to say that this book really does take me ages to write. You can tell from the content: I have to plan things out, plant foreshadowing, come up with settings, and even use a calculator!! So how about I only update 1,000 words a day?

I just saw the flight attendant next door head out with her rolling suitcase. She must have such a hard time, having to go to work this late. So I've decided to go out and get something to eat too, like grilled chicken wings, grilled drumsticks, grilled beef, grilled lamb, grilled ham, grilled offal, grilled hot dogs, grilled chicken feet, grilled crucian carp, grilled squid, grilled oysters, grilled crab, grilled lobster, grilled belt fish, grilled Pacific saury, barbecued tofu, grilled eggplant, grilled enoki mushrooms, grilled rice cakes, grilled kelp, grilled chives, grilled corn, grilled cabbage, grilled enoki mushrooms, grilled baby bok choy, grilled cucumber, grilled cauliflower, and so on...

I wouldn't order any of that.

I like to have a beer boiled with goji berries and red dates, and order some sausages, lamb, beef, chicken wings, fish balls, shrimp balls, gongwan meatballs, cuttlefish balls, chicken meatballs, lamb kidneys, lamb tendon, chicken necks, chicken heads, chicken gizzards, lamb testicles, chicken feet, squid, baby cuttlefish, shrimp, whelk meat, dried fish slices, crab, scallops, fresh clams, corn, sweet potatoes, mushrooms, potatoes, green peppers, lettuce, onions, broccoli, taro, Chinese yam, garlic, youmai greens, eggplant, enoki mushrooms, tofu skin, dried tofu, and silkworm pupae, and take my time eating.

Good night, everyone.

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