"I said it's true for you young couple. What's wrong with riding when getting married? You have to ride on a tractor. Also, this driver has confirmed to be drunk, otherwise you would really think he stutters!"
One policeman forced the driver of the Mercedes-Benz wedding car into the police car, and the other educated the young man and woman who had just been pulled out.
Yan, on the other hand, stood behind the police and watched the excitement.
Originally he had something to do, but now that he was out in the wilderness, he had nothing to do, so he might as well join in the fun.
Anyway, he was quite curious as to who got married on a tractor and even raced!
But the girl didn't seem to be very smart, and she kept giggling after getting out of the car.
And that man...
He was also half-hearted, stammering in his words, and seemed to want to defend his behavior.
"We are not..."
"Stop explaining!" the policeman interrupted directly, not letting him finish. "Looking at your happy day, I won't take you back to take notes."
"Can you drive?"
Man: "I can't!"
Woman: "I can drive a go-kart!"
Yan: "..."
I'm sure, that girl is really not very smart!
"Hey, what about you? Where are you going?" The policeman suddenly turned around and asked.
"Me?" Yan pointed at himself.
"Otherwise!"
"I'm going to the city center!" Yan replied very honestly.
"Then let's go together!"
After the police finished speaking, they took the man and woman into the Mercedes wedding car.
Yan saw the situation and followed closely behind.
After getting into the passenger seat, the policeman in the driver's seat asked casually.
"Where are you going?"
Yan replied again, "I'm going to the city center!"
Police: "..."
"I didn't ask you, I asked the two at the back!"
"Oh!" Yan quickly sat down and put on his seat belt!
At this time, the car had started and was driving forward on the main road, but the police did not wait for the address for a long time, so they had to sigh helplessly and repeat.
"Where to go?"
Then came dactylitis.
"I'm not asking you!"
Yan: "..."
I didn't even want to answer!
The girl smiled naively and said, "Love Apartment!"
"Address!"
At this time, the man came up and said softly.
"Officer, the address is in my bag. Go to my sister's place. I'm not smart and don't listen to her."
After saying that, he sat back again and made no further moves.
The policeman's mouth twitched, feeling like he was having a myocardial infarction.
"I said..."
Yan suddenly interrupted, turned to look at the two people behind him, and said, "Address, address, address, say important things three times, address!"
Then he turned to look at the police again.
"Drive well, I'll help you!"
Police: "..."
What kind of evil have I done to meet these sleeping dragons and phoenix chicks!
"Oh oh oh!"
After several repetitions, the man finally reacted and quickly took out a note from his bag and handed it over.
"This is the address where my sister is."
After Yan took it, he leaned into the policeman's ear and read it again.
"Where are you going again?" the policeman asked again, but this time he was asking Yan.
"Downtown!"
"The ground..."
"No address!" Yan answered again, "I just came to Shanghai and haven't settled down yet."
The policeman sighed helplessly, "Then you can get off at their address. I don't have time to take you to another place."
"No problem!" Yan agreed, looking very talkative.
The scenery outside the window is like a flowing picture scroll, retreating rapidly. The friction between the wheels and the ground makes a slight roar. The sun shines into the car through the window, warm and bright.
Along the way, it was boring to drive, and even more boring to sit in the car.
"Hey, that's right!" The policeman sitting in the driver's seat seemed to remember something and asked aloud, "Why did you call the police?"
"What called the police?"
Yan repeated the policeman's words, but his brows furrowed tighter and tighter, and after a moment he suddenly exclaimed.
"Oh shit, I forgot about the one who committed suicide!"
At this time, the policeman also remembered, his eyes widened unconsciously, and he quickly took out his mobile phone from his pocket and dialed a number.
"Hey, hey, hey, Xiao Liu, hurry back to where you were, there are still people who want to commit suicide there."
"It's already hung up!" Yan reminded.
The policeman nodded and continued into the phone, "It's already hung up. Please rescue him quickly."
"Half an hour!" Yan reminded again.
"It's half an hour. Go quickly. If you don't go, no one will be around."
"..."
The call ended and the policeman put down his cell phone.
The two people behind the car remained silent, and the policeman and Yan also fell into silence for a while.
At this time, the policeman was a little confused and muttered.
"Under what circumstances would I ignore the person who committed suicide?"
Yan frowned, recalling the scene at that time.
"Three, two, one, hey!"
"..."
"Three, two, one, hey!"
"..."
After several repetitions, the three brave men buried deep in the haystack finally came to light again.
The young man and woman looked a little confused, but the other older man ran towards his tractor with a bitter look on his face.
I found that although my tractor turned in time to avoid hitting the Mercedes-Benz wedding car, it was already close to being scrapped, with parts flying everywhere.
"Ouch, I'm so impatient!"
While shouting, he walked towards the driver of the wedding car.
"Pair the money with me to drag the urgent money!"
"Ah? What do you mean?"
The driver was obviously not sober yet and was extremely capable of resisting the blow. His forehead was only red and the airbag did not even deploy.
At this time, the driver who hanged himself.
Under Yan's gaze, the scene became even more bizarre.
I saw that the rope around his neck had been tightened, leaving only a small amount of space, but he had not been strangled to death yet, relying entirely on the crooked-necked tree he chose when hanging himself.
The branch on the crooked neck tree that was wrapped by a rope was under the pressure of the driver's weight and gravity.
Up and down, up and down, up and down.
The driver also followed the tree branch.
Up and down, up and down, up and down.
When he got on, the driver was suspended in the air, giving him a chance to breathe.
When it came down, it tightened again instantly, causing him to make a "vomit" sound and he couldn't breathe.
One up and one down, one up and one down, one up and one down.
This strange and harmonious...
Performance art!
"It's really spectacular!"
After mediating the matter between the tractor uncle and the wedding car, the policeman also saw the scene in front of him and was amazed.
"This is more than spectacular, it's simply heroic!" Yan sighed.
So that's it.
Yan and the policeman stood side by side, looking at the hanging driver with a little reverence...
One up and one down, one up and one down, one up and one down.
But no one ever offered to rescue him.
Judging from the expressions of the two of them, it seemed that they wanted to keep this scene firmly in their hearts and never forget it for a long time.
I can still recall it many years later!