Infinite Evolution from Zero
Chapter 5

Bed-Wetter King

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Rainbow Kindergarten.

At the school gate.

Countless children looked at their parents beyond the gate, their little faces streaked with tears.

These children had never been away from their parents before, let alone spent an entire day in an unfamiliar place.

"Mommy, don't go, boohoo..."

Shen Qinghan clung to the gate, tears pouring down her face as though they cost nothing.

Xu Meng gently comforted her. "Hanhan, don't cry. When school lets out this afternoon, Mommy will come pick you up."

Shen Qinghan was still crying.

Helpless, Xu Meng looked at Lin Zichen beside her and said, "Chenchen, help Aunt Meng take care of Hanhan. Aunt Meng will come pick you both up this afternoon."

"Mm, I understand, Aunt Meng." Lin Zichen nodded.

Before long, the kindergarten gates closed completely.

Unable to see their parents anymore, many of the children gradually stopped crying.

After all, with no audience left, the actors naturally lost the motivation to perform.

In their place, the kindergarten teachers began bustling about.

In order to make the children like kindergarten, the teachers gently organized games for them.

Lin Zichen's class was playing arm wrestling, competing to see who was stronger.

The rules were simple and easy for children to understand.

More importantly, the game was played face-to-face, helping the children quickly become familiar with one another.

Lin Zichen had no interest in arm wrestling and had planned to find a corner to exercise.

But Shen Qinghan beside him clearly wanted to play, so in the end, he went along with her.

After playing for a while, he saw that Shen Qinghan had completely immersed herself in the game and was chatting happily with a little girl wearing a bun. Only then did Lin Zichen quietly leave the crowd and find a place to do push-ups.

Not long after he left, Shen Qinghan suddenly needed to pee, so she held hands with the bun-haired girl and went to the bathroom.

They were still chatting and laughing on the way there, but by the time they came out of the bathroom, their friendship had fallen apart.

"You're so old, and you still wear diapers. How embarrassing! I'm not playing with someone who wears diapers!"

"I-I don't, I don't..."

Faced with the bun-haired girl's disdain, Shen Qinghan did not know what to do for a moment.

"None of you should play with her! She's so old, but she still wears diapers. How embarrassing!"

Whenever other little girls passed by, the bun-haired girl would tell them not to play with Shen Qinghan.

Shen Qinghan was nearly crying from panic.

She had originally wanted to make lots of friends at school. How had things suddenly turned out like this?

She felt it was all the diaper's fault, so she hurried into the bathroom and took it off.

But even then, the bun-haired girl still disliked her.

She even gave her the nickname "Diaper Princess," hoping everyone would isolate her.

Children's malice always came without reason and without warning.

Shen Qinghan felt the bun-haired girl's malice and instantly lost all anticipation for kindergarten life.

Wiping away her tears in grievance, Shen Qinghan turned and ran off to find Lin Zichen.

She finally understood that only Lin Zichen would not dislike her for wetting her pants. He would always be her friend.

[You are doing sit-ups. Blood Qi +1, abdominal muscle strength +1, sit-up proficiency +1] [You are doing squats. Blood Qi +1, leg muscle strength +1, squat proficiency +1] [You are doing pull-ups. Blood Qi +1, arm muscle strength +1, back muscle strength +1, pull-up proficiency +1] [Your Biological Rank has risen to Ordinary Tier 2]

Lin Zichen had been exercising intently when he suddenly saw an unexpected notification in the Void.

His Biological Rank had broken through!

He could hardly believe it. He quickly stopped and opened the Character Panel to check.

[Name: Lin Zichen] [Age: 4] [Biological Rank: Ordinary (Tier 2)] [Biological Attribute: Use-Disuse Evolution]

His Biological Rank really had broken through, rising from Ordinary Tier 1 to Ordinary Tier 2.

A few days ago, he had tested various physical metrics.

He could lift an 80-kilogram box of rice with one hand.

He could jump 1.2 meters straight up from a standing position.

He could sprint one hundred meters in under eleven seconds...

All of those figures were still far from the world records of his previous life.

But taken together, they still made him outstanding among ordinary people.

Without professional training in those fields, no one could reach that level.

"So... does Ordinary Tier 2 mean being among the best of ordinary adults in my previous life?"

For the first time, Lin Zichen gained some understanding of the Biological Ranks within the Ordinary stage.

Using the strength of Ordinary Tier 2 as a reference, he estimated that Ordinary Tier 3 would probably be enough to break all the world records from his previous life.

And not just barely break them, either.

Just as Lin Zichen was thinking about this, Shen Qinghan's voice came from ahead.

"Chenchen!"

"Chenchen, I miss Mommy!"

"I want to go home..."

Shen Qinghan jogged up to Lin Zichen, tears welling in her eyes as she complained to him.

Lin Zichen was a little confused.

Hadn't she just made a good friend?

Why was she suddenly crying and wanting to go home?

"What happened?"

Lin Zichen wiped away Shen Qinghan's tears and asked gently.

Between sobs, Shen Qinghan told him everything that had just happened.

After listening, Lin Zichen patted her head and said, "It's okay. The two of us will always be good friends."

"Mm, always good friends. Pinky promise... if we break it, we hang ourselves... one hundred years, no changing!"

Shen Qinghan hooked her little finger with Lin Zichen's, her eyes curving as she smiled through her tears.

During nap time.

The moment Teacher Peach, the homeroom teacher, left, Shen Qinghan immediately climbed out of her own bed and burrowed into Lin Zichen's blanket beside her like a little kitten.

Having been excluded by the bun-haired girl that morning, she had become even clingier toward Lin Zichen, relying on him more than ever before.

Lin Zichen found it hot and uncomfortable for two people to squeeze into one small bed, but he still let her do as she pleased.

Before long, Lin Zichen fell asleep too.

Halfway through his nap, he suddenly felt warmth against his body.

He hurriedly got up and lifted the blanket, only to discover that Shen Qinghan had wet the bed.

A large patch of the mattress was soaked.

Lin Zichen was dumbfounded.

Didn't this girl wear diapers?

Where was the diaper?

Why had it not worked?

Just as Lin Zichen was wondering about this, a little boy beside them who had not fallen asleep spotted the wet mattress with his sharp eyes. He immediately pointed at it and shouted:

"Someone wet the bed!"

"Look, Chenchen wet the bed!"

"And Hanhan wet the bed too! So embarrassing!"

"..."

Hearing the shout, the surrounding children all turned to look toward Lin Zichen.

When they saw the large wet patch on his mattress, they began jeering along.

"You're so old, yet you still wet the bed. You two are naughty children!"

"We don't want to play with you two anymore!"

"Bed-Wetter Kings! From now on, both of you are Bed-Wetter Kings!"

"..."

Shen Qinghan woke up. Hearing the mockery and exclusion around her, her eyes reddened, and she burst into tears. "Mommy, I don't want to go to kindergarten anymore. I want to go home, boohoo..."

If only he had been excluded, Lin Zichen would not have stooped to the level of these children.

But hearing Shen Qinghan crying beside him, he knew he needed to do something.

So he got out of bed and leaped hard, landing on the tabletop with a thud. Looking down at the little brats in the class from above, he spoke in an extremely domineering voice:

"Shut up, all of you!"

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