He Hit Him, Not You, Right?!

Gu Yuena from the Douluo II world had already been healed by Bai Mo.

In front of the Emperor Scepter, that cluster of anomalous data stood out particularly clearly.

But Gu Yuena had said not to completely heal her counterpart in this world.

She suspected that the strange timing of her own birth might have something to do with Bai Mo's trip this time.

"No need. Let Bai Mo do whatever he wants. You're all underestimating the future him."

Ms. Herta cut in with a resentful look.

"At that level, he can already anchor events!"

"In other words, as long as he anchors the event of Gu Yuena's birth ten thousand years from now, even if you're completely healed in this era, the moment you dare step out of the forest, some God King might accidentally send an attack your way and knock you right back in."

"Then does that mean I can sleep with Ning Rongrong?"

Listening to the puppet and Gu Yuena chatting inside him, Bai Mo asked the question silently, feeling a little strange.

"Then Ning Tian's ancestor will probably end up being someone else. I don't believe you'd toss her out to breed after sleeping with her."

"Could it end up being me?"

Bai Mo asked with a strange expression. It sounded thrilling, but absolutely not!

"That's up to you. If you want to, you can anchor that fact."

"Forget it. I shouldn't be that perverted!"

Bai Mo nodded. He might be a little lustful at most, but surely he wouldn't be born from something like that.

When he caught Ning Rongrong, he'd raise her for a while. He could keep her with Zhu Zhuqing, Xiao Wu, and Ah Yin.

He might not eat her, but keeping her around as a decoration would work too.

Bai Mo wouldn't use this kind of method on other people, like Zhu Zhuyun or Dugu Yan.

The main reason was that, in Douluo II, they had already become Tang San's companions. They were, effectively, his enemies.

Bai Mo could certainly change all of that further back in time, but he'd always have a knot in his heart.

Might as well raise them as pets!

"My king's husband? My king's husband?"

"I'm talking to your king! Let's go!"

Bai Mo called back, then grabbed the little girl by the scruff of her neck and flew toward the Star Dou Great Forest.

He kept his aura hidden as he flew. Glancing down at Da Ming and Er Ming, he couldn't be bothered with them.

His little group no longer even considered two hundred-thousand-year Soul Beasts a threat.

But then Bai Mo had an idea and tossed some data into Er Ming's head.

As everyone knew, an idiot was easy to brainwash.

Then Bai Mo carried the little girl to the Lake of Life.

There, he encountered the gatekeeper Scarlet King and a tiny golden-haired puppy.

"Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!"

Gu Qiu'er's eyes lit up. This tiny version of herself was just like her daughter!

The little golden puppy also watched the little girl with curiosity.

She could sense that this person carried a trace of destiny too.

"Human!"

Scarlet King's expression changed dramatically, as if he'd just eaten something disgusting!

He couldn't sense this person's aura at all!

But if you told him this was just an ordinary person who'd wandered into the Lake of Life?

Even his dog brain wouldn't believe it!

"Scarlet King, long time no see. Where's your lord? Come out and meet me."

Bai Mo smiled and tossed Gu Qiu'er down. She scampered over and hugged Xiao Qiu'er.

She didn't think Scarlet King would dare hurt her. Besides, her king's husband was right here!

Then Bai Mo summoned Gu Yuena, still breathtakingly beautiful without a trace of makeup.

"My Lord!"

Scarlet King pressed all three heads to the ground. He really did recognize this person!

"Mm. Scarlet King, call everyone out, including me."

Gu Yuena spoke coolly.

Scarlet King didn't understand, but he did as she said.

Not long after...

Bai Mo, Gu Yuena, and Gu Qiu'er, who was holding Xiao Qiu'er, faced off against Gu Yuena, Di Tian, and the others on the opposite side.

Gu Yuena 2: Fool. You let the greatest enemy of the Soul Beasts go at this point in time!

Gu Yuena 1: I was wondering—didn't you also leave at this point in time? And now you're lecturing me?

The two Silver Dragon Kings glared each other down. Di Tian and the other beasts didn't dare say a word.

If they backed Gu Yuena 2, they'd get beaten up right away. If they backed Gu Yuena 1, they'd still get beaten up ten thousand years later.

Gu Yuena 2: Hah, you really are stupid. You saw that my injuries were healed, and you still dared to talk back!

Gu Yuena 1: Husband, help me!

The two silver-haired beauties turned to glare at Bai Mo, who had been watching the show.

Bai Mo's smile froze on his face.

"Scoundrel! He's my king's husband!"

Gu Yuena 2 was genuinely furious. She'd only meant to put her counterpart from this era in her place!

Who would've thought that the moment her counterpart saw her injuries had healed, she'd simply thrown caution to the wind and started competing with her for a man!

"What do you mean, yours or mine? What's yours is mine anyway! Whether you give it to me early or later, you'll have to give it to me eventually!"

Gu Yuena 1 replied nonchalantly. The road to heaven lay right between his legs. Only an idiot wouldn't care!

(I was just tossing out a casual line, but the more I read it, the more meaningful it seemed♡(◡‿◡✿))

"Ahem, let me be fair here."

Obviously, Bai Mo was going to take sides. It wasn't for the sake of the two sisters—he just felt that Gu Yuena 2 picking on her past self was like denying his own past!

"Old Gu, little Gu is, after all, your—"

"Get lost!"

Before Bai Mo could finish, Gu Yuena 2, laughing in anger, kicked the little pervert straight into the lake.

"How dare you bully my king's husband!"

Gu Yuena 1 had turned everything upside down!

"Heh~ I hit him, not you, right?"

"So it still happened, huh?"

Far away at Minghuo Academy, Mei saw that the child Bai Mo had asked her to keep an eye on had finally entered Shrek Academy.

Mei was very grateful to Bai Mo. He would help restore her colors, so she never refused his requests.

Of course, sometimes the colors Bai Mo brought her were a little yellow, making her live up to the name Huang Quan even more.

She still couldn't forget the time she'd obtained her first life spirit and her strength had surged. By chance, she'd seen Bai Mo and Gu Yuena hanging upside down, taking turns savoring each other's treasures.

Mei couldn't remember how long ago she'd seen a scene like that in a little video.

But that was beside the point. The child she'd been asked to watch was none other than Huo Yuhao.

And he'd even obtained a Million-Year Soul Ring.

Who knew what sort of schemes Tang Yuhao, who was coveting the Sky Dream Ice Silkworm, would come up with.

That year, Huo Yuhao of the Body Sect was accepted into the Tang Sect by its leader, Bei Bei, and enrolled at Shrek Academy.

After taking a moral education class at Minghuo Academy, Tang Ya decided that trying to revive the Tang Sect was stupid. She simply handed the position of sect leader to Bei Bei!

She'd just be a grade-schooler!

And after Tang Ya asked the school for help, a Soul Saint stepped in that very day, avenging her and reclaiming the Tang Sect's headquarters.

That was the last thing she did for the Tang Sect.

Only then did she realize that when students ran into trouble, all they had to do was talk to their teachers~

That year, Gongzi Mei enrolled at Shrek Academy.

But Tang San in the Divine Realm could no longer tell which one was the fated child of the Douluo Continent!

Although Huo Yuhao already had a Million-Year Soul Ring, perhaps this was a ploy by the Douluo Plane to pull the wool over his eyes?

Was she covering for Tang Yuhao, whom he'd been keeping close watch on all along?

So Divine Tang San waved his hand grandly: "All three of you, go share a dorm room!"