The very day the new section was added to the virtual world, countless people tried traveling to other worlds to experience their wonders.
By the next morning, the first batch of explorers could hardly wait to post about it.
[Don't Eat Kun's Eggs: Everyone! Yesterday I said I'd scout out a new world for you all, and now I'm fucking back!
Ahem. Back to the point. Yesterday, I chose World No. 56623. The moment I arrived, I found myself in the wilderness. My clothes had turned into ancient-style robes, and all I had on me was a money pouch with one silver ingot inside.
Oh, one more thing. This body looked exactly like my body on Blue Star. Guess they modeled it directly after me. (Sigh. Why couldn't they let us make our own? I don't want to conquer a world with this pig face. Sad.jpg)
Haha, enough of that. Where was I? I stood on a barren hill and looked around. There was a town far to the east, so I rushed over without stopping. And let me tell you, it was exhausting! A horse could run itself to death chasing a mountain on the horizon. It took me a whole hour to reach that town on foot.
Once I got there, I found the place full of people dressed like they were from ancient times. Most wore hemp or coarse, short jackets, and only a tiny few wore silk.
I'd walked all that way, right? I was starving, so I wandered into a little restaurant—no, a little food stall—and ordered two dishes. Oh, I forgot to mention: when you travel to a new world, its language system loads directly. We don't have to learn it.
Before long, the waiter brought the food. I picked up a piece of