"Cough, cough."
Hearing this, Xia Ping coughed. "I see. I was worried that being offline for so long might cause psychological problems, but I didn't expect you to have reached the realm of enlightened monks. Looks like I truly underestimated you."
"Master, you flatter me. It's merely the internet. To me, it's just a passing cloud. It's not that I can't live without the internet—it's that the internet can't live without us."
Tan Menglu waved a hand, declaring that she was no longer the internet-addicted girl she had once been. After four full years without internet access, she had long since seen through the vanity of the mortal world. Having no internet was nothing at all.
"Heh, it's just the internet. Just because there's no Zhang the butcher, are we supposed to stop eating pigs with bristles?!"
Chong Xiaoqian said disdainfully, declaring that she had long adapted to a world without the internet.
As a king, her self-control was extraordinarily strong.
"That's good. We may have to stay here for several thousand more years. Since you've already adapted to a world without the internet, I can rest easy." Xia Ping was quite satisfied.
With a thud, the moment Xia Ping finished speaking, Chong Xiaoqian and Tan Menglu collapsed onto the ground. As though they could no longer endure it, their eyes rolled back and foam spilled from their mouths.
They lay on the ground, convulsing nonstop.
"It's over, it's over! Big Sister Menglu is about to die!"
"Little Sister Xiaoqian has suffered severe mental trauma! She's in critical condition!"
"Pinch their philtrums! Hurry, pinch their philtrums!"
Seeing this, several Gaia lolis immediately cried out in alarm, flustering about. They pinched philtrums and performed mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, finally reviving the two of them.
"Wuwu, why did you save me? A world without