Meme Battle (Part 3)

It was not until a long while later that someone finally replied, though it was none other than Ning Rongrong, who had just successfully completed her Martial Soul Evolution.

[Ning Rongrong: Eh? Dugu Yan, what heaven-defying, earth-shattering thing did you do to make all the group members ignore you?]

[Dugu Yan: I don't know either! I just said a couple of things in the group, and they all went silent.]

She felt quite aggrieved; when she was selling them immortal herbs earlier, they had all called her so sweetly, but now that they had obtained them, they were acting like strangers.

Sure enough, women were just like men—total heartbreakers. No, that wasn't right; they were plastic sisters.

[Ning Rongrong: Dugu Yan! You actually wanted to hog the goods for yourself? No wonder everyone is ignoring you; I'm angry too! Goodbye!!!]

Ning Rongrong had finished reading the chat logs by then, and upon seeing that Dugu Yan had intended to keep the goods for herself, she was instantly incensed.

She had originally intended to share the good news of her Martial Soul Evolution with everyone, but now she had no heart for it and hurried back to her boudoir.

[Dugu Yan:...]

Watching Ning Rongrong disappear in a fit of pique, Dugu Yan was completely dumbfounded. When did she ever try to hog the goods? How did she not even know about it herself?

Just as she was pondering the intent behind it, messages began popping up in the group chat one after another.

[Nine-Tailed Sky Fox: Come on then, Dugu Yan, who's afraid of whom! Light red sheer nightgown photo.JPG.]

[Ning Shui Fei Luan: I'll join in too, ice-silk gauze nightgown photo.JPG.]

[Xiao Wu: Pink kawaii pajamas photo.JPG.]

[Ah Rou: Pink palace-style gauze nightgown photo.JPG.]

[Sea God Island High Priest: Sky-blue ocean-themed nightgown photo.JPG.]

[Xue Qinghe: Gold slip nightgown photo.JPG. You know who this is—my sister's.]

[Bibi Dong: Purple sheer nightgown photo.JPG. My hand slipped and I clicked it by accident. How do I recall this?]

Following Hu Liena's initial challenge, the pajama photo battle officially kicked off, with Bo Saixi following the rhythm as always.

Xue Qinghe even dragged her sister out again to compete; when it came to figures, she had never feared anyone.

Bibi Dong stopped pretending as well and laid her cards on the table: this Pope was determined to cling to Wu Xing's thigh. Never mind her own daughter—even if Qian Xunji crawled out of his coffin, he wouldn't be able to stop her.

When she saw Bibi Dong post her own nightgown photo, Qian Renxue, who was far away in the Crown Prince's Mansion of the Heaven Dou Empire, felt her pretty face, which had been slightly flushed, instantly freeze.

Why did she have such a strange thought—that this old woman couldn't stand the loneliness and was looking for a stepfather for her?

[Xue Qinghe: Bibi Dong, do you have any shame, you old woman? You're how old and you're still posting nightgown photos? Acting like a young girl?]

[Sea God Island High Priest: ..., This Priest is untalented, I am 127 years old.]

[Xue Qinghe: High Priest, Qinghe wasn't talking about you. I'm talking about Bibi Dong, who is a Pope and whose daughter is almost a mother herself, yet she's still so shameless.]

[Ah Rou: This Beast is untalented; counting the time before I took human form, I should be over one hundred thousand years old. It's been too long, I don't remember the exact age. Xiao Wu is a bit younger, but she's also over one hundred thousand years old anyway.]

[Xue Qinghe:...]

Watching the replies from Bo Saixi and Ah Rou, Qian Renxue nearly spat out a mouthful of blood.

Everyone in the group was more heaven-defying than the last, and each was older than the next. Weren't they supposed to be comparing figures? Why were they showing off their ages?

And Ah Rou, didn't you hate Bibi Dong the most? Why are you standing on the side of that old woman?

Bibi Dong, upon seeing this, was instantly delighted. She had originally intended to act as if she hadn't seen her daughter's words, but someone had actually stood up to support her—and it wasn't even her loyal fan, the Nine-Tailed Sky Fox.

[Zhu Zhuqing: Black lace nightgown photo.JPG.]

[Nine-Tailed Sky Fox: Holy! So white, so big, so perky.]

[Dugu Yan: Damn! That's an exaggeration, sister.]

[Ning Shui Fei Luan: Zhu Zhuqing, did you pad your chest!]

[Zhu Zhuqing: No, it's natural. You can't be jealous of that.]

[Xiao Wu: I can testify to this; Zhuqing's is one hundred percent unpadded.]

[All women:...]

The group, who had been bickering just a moment ago, all went silent upon seeing the photo Zhu Zhuqing posted.

A single photo had collectively silenced them all.

Good heavens, were those two lumps even real? Even those of them who were adults weren't as magnificent as her!

Ning Rongrong, in particular, had just put on the nightgown she thought looked best and was about to take a screenshot to send, but after seeing Zhu Zhuqing's photo, she felt terrible.

How was she supposed to post hers now?

It was truly the difference between a small bean and a giant panda!

Wu Xing was completely unaware of the situation in the group, though Ah Yin was aware, but she couldn't bring herself to speak.

He placed the sumptuous meal on the table, sat down slowly, filled a bowl of rice, and shoveled a mouthful of food into his mouth. Suddenly thinking of something, he silently opened the chat group.

Then, upon seeing the content of the chat, he spat out all the food in his mouth.

My goodness, three women make a play, let alone eleven; the scene of them vying for attention was simply terrifying.

Of course, with such a benefit, why would he even bother eating? He needed to save these photos immediately.

If they were to retract them, he wouldn't even have a place to cry.

Without a second word, and not even bothering to wipe the rice grains off his face, he hurriedly saved the pictures one by one.

Dugu Yan, not bad, not bad at all; great figure, and those "pandas" are quite substantial.

Hu Liena, full of temptation; she truly lives up to the name of a vixen.

Shui Bing'er, still as breathtakingly beautiful as ever.

Xiao Wu, what the hell, what is even going on here? Still ugly as sin. Delete, delete. He would have to criticize her heavily later.

Ah Rou, still possessing that lingering charm; it's the ancient style he loves.

Bo Saixi, the High Priest continues to deliver. Just for this, he absolutely cannot let her sacrifice herself.

Qian Renxue, bringing out her sister again? Still, she's equally excellent; he'll hold off on exposing her identity for now.

Bibi Dong, hmm? This woman sent a picture too? Has she realized the facts and wants to join the harem? Full of charm, purple gauze dress—his absolute favorite.

Zhu Zhuqing, holy crap! They say she has a generous bosom, and seeing is truly believing; would two hands even be enough to handle that? That guy Dai Mubai should just step aside; you can't handle this, it has to be me.

After reviewing them one by one, why were there only nine?

Even if Ah Yin couldn't send one right now, there should still be one more person.

So, Wu Xing browsed through the list again with tears in his eyes, finally realizing that the little witch Ning Rongrong hadn't sent hers.

Given her personality, there was no reason for her to be shy; shouldn't she be more proactive about this? Did the sun rise in the west, or did she have a change of heart?

But thinking it over carefully, he hit upon a possibility: could the little witch have been discouraged by Zhu Zhuqing?

[Wu Xing: Ahem, Rongrong, where is yours?]

[Ning Rongrong: Brother Wu Xing, please don't make fun of me. Mine is too embarrassing to look at. White floral nightgown photo.JPG.]

Despite saying it was too embarrassing to look at, she still sent her picture.

[Wu Xing: Not bad, not bad, it's quite good.]

Wu Xing immediately gave Ning Rongrong an affirmative reply; although it was slightly immature, it still fit the aesthetic of an old lecher perfectly.

Unlike that little rabbit Xiao Wu, whose two pictures were both eyesores.

[Ning Rongrong: Really? Brother Wu Xing, are you sure you aren't just coaxing me?]

Upon hearing this, the smile immediately returned to Ning Rongrong's previously dejected face.

[Wu Xing: Of course it's true. Everyone is fine, except for a certain little rabbit. Of course, I would like to give special praise to our High Priest.]

[Wu Xing: As the best member of this Meme Battle Competition, I, as the judge, am granting a special spot as encouragement.]

[Ding: Sea God Island High Priest has been promoted to Administrator by Group Owner Wu Xing. She receives a 20% discount on all Group Mall items and a 20% bonus on all group points.]

[The Women: ???]