Douluo: Starting with a Goddess Chat Group
Chapter 4

The Planar Traveler

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[Bi Phosphorus Yan Yan: ???]

[Hundred-Thousand-Year Rogue Rabbit: ???]

[Nether Shadow: ???]

[Ning Shui Fei Luan: ???]

A flood of question marks instantly filled the chat. Everyone was dumbfounded by Wu Xing's stunt.

He awkwardly steadied himself and hurriedly sat upright. Seeing the questions everyone had sent, he immediately broke into a cold sweat and rushed to unsend the message.

He'd just toppled over, and somehow managed to send a picture of himself watching the show while eating sunflower seeds and drinking beer.

[Group Leader Wu Xing unsent a message...]

[Nine-Tailed Sky Fox: ??? Here we go again.]

[Hundred-Thousand-Year Rogue Rabbit: What was that picture just now? I was too busy sending question marks to see.]

[Bi Phosphorus Yan Yan: I didn't get a good look either. Did any of you see?]

[Ning Shui Fei Luan: It looked like some kind of food. A little strange.]

Seeing that no one had caught on, Wu Xing let out a long breath of relief. But the next second, his face stiffened again.

[Blue Silver Emperor: Image.jpg]

Seeing Ah Yin post a screenshot of the message he'd just unsent, Wu Xing ground his teeth in fury. No matter what, he'd have to find a chance to visit Tang San's birthplace eight or ten times to get even.

Tang San: Wait, what? How is this my fault? Believe it or not, I'll have my mother entangle you!

[Bi Phosphorus Yan Yan: Wu Xing, what are those things in the picture? Why do they look so strange?]

[Nether Shadow: His clothes are strange too. He doesn't look like he's from either empire.]

[Hundred-Thousand-Year Rogue Rabbit: Wu Xing, why didn't you show your face? Are you too ugly to look at?]

[Bibi Dong: Little brat, you've got some nerve. You were just sitting there enjoying the show, weren't you?]

[Nine-Tailed Sky Fox: Mhm! Wu Xing, you're done for. You're dead!]

[Xue Qinghe: Bastard, just wait until I send someone to find you!]

While everyone was wondering about the things in Wu Xing's picture, Bibi Dong had only just been reminded of Qian Xunji by the Blue Silver Emperor. The name had dredged up the pain she least wanted to touch, and she'd been trying to calm herself while suppressing her anger.

Then she looked up and saw Wu Xing's screenshot of himself watching the drama unfold.

She was instantly furious, and the anger she'd just forced down surged back twice as strong.

Meanwhile, Qian Renxue, disguised as Xue Qinghe, had been waiting for the chat to return to Qian Xunji. Her mind was full of questions, and she'd hoped to learn about her father's past from outsiders.

She wanted to know why her mother hated her father so much that she ignored her own daughter and treated her with such cold indifference. She also wanted to know why the elders and her grandfather refused to talk about it.

Who knew Wu Xing's picture of himself enjoying the show would ruin everything!

[Wu Xing: Since you asked so sincerely, I'll be magnanimous and tell you.]

[Wu Xing: First, I'm not from your world. I'm a planar traveler, so it's no surprise that you find me strange.]

[Wu Xing: Second, Little Rabbit, I'm not ugly. I'm actually very handsome. I was afraid you'd see my face and fall hopelessly in love with me.]

[Wu Xing: Third, Bibi Dong, Little Fox, and that guy called Xue Qinghe—if you can find me, go ahead and send all your forces after me. Let's see if I'm scared.]

[Wu Xing: Last, Blue Silver Emperor, you just wait. Enjoyed taking screenshots, did you? Don't think I'll let you off just because you've turned back into a blade of grass. I'll find a chance to let you experience the delights of the Secret Room Douluo. Heh heh heh.]

As soon as Wu Xing sent those messages, the whole chat fell silent. Everyone was stunned by what he'd said.

He wasn't from their world?

A planar traveler?

How could that be?

And the Blue Silver Emperor was a blade of grass?

What was a Secret Room Douluo?

And what was with that "heh heh heh" laugh that sent a chill down their spines?

Judging by his attitude, he really didn't seem worried about the forces of the Martial Soul Hall Pope or the crown prince of the Heaven Dou Empire.

As questions arose, the chat's built-in translation function began sending the women explanations of the unfamiliar terms.

After learning all that information, the entire group was shocked once more.

Wu Xing really wasn't from their world! He came from a place called Blue Star, supposedly the highest dimension and the planet from which everything originated!

Planar travelers were voyagers who journeyed between different worlds and planes.

The Blue Silver Emperor was the ruler of the most common plant on the continent, Blue Silver Grass—a hundred-thousand-year-old plant Soul Beast that had taken human form!

The Secret Room Douluo left them even more dumbfounded. A Titled Douluo in their world had actually done something so heinous to his own disciple!

As for why "heh heh heh" gave them the chills, it turned out to be the signature laugh of a power from the Dou Qi Continent, a place whose cultivation system and strength were countless times more terrifying than those of their continent.

No wonder he could create such a miraculous chat group. No wonder his clothes were so strange, and his food was unlike anything they'd ever seen.

It also made sense that he could bring the dead Ah Rou into the chat to talk with them.

Judging by the tip of the iceberg Wu Xing had revealed, he really had no reason to fear the Martial Soul Hall or the Heaven Dou Empire's royal family.

Blue Silver Emperor Ah Yin already lived in a damp, dark place where only a sliver of sunlight reached. When she heard Wu Xing's final threat about the Secret Room Douluo, her roots and leaves shook violently with fright.

[Bibi Dong: Anyone can make grand claims. You created the chat group, and you could've made up all that stuff about other worlds, planar travelers, and Blue Star to deliberately mislead us.]

Bibi Dong gave a cold snort. She was the dignified Pope of the Martial Soul Hall. How could she believe that something as absurd as this existed? Much less that Wu Xing was a planar traveler.

If he really were that powerful, why would he reveal his trump card and announce who he was the moment they met?

Maybe he'd inherited the legacy of some Illusion God from the Divine Realm and created this thing to deceive everyone, just to pass some kind of trial.

After all, one's perspective determined everything. If the chat group's explanation were true, then even the mightiest God King in the Upper Realm would be nowhere near as powerful.

How could she believe something so ridiculous?

Besides, wasn't this so-called Secret Room Douluo an oblique reference to something? He hadn't dared to say it outright, which meant he was wary of her.

If the chat group's translation were true, why would he care?

I, Bibi Dong, had seen through it all long ago!

[Nine-Tailed Sky Fox: His Holiness the Pope is right. We almost fell for his lies. Other than the Divine Realm, where could there be any other worlds? And what's this nonsense about a Dou Qi Continent!]

[Hundred-Thousand-Year Rogue Rabbit: Shameless! You lying narcissist! Who would ever like you?]

[Bi Phosphorus Yan Yan: I almost let that guy fool me. So he's a liar! Just you wait. I'll tell my grandpa... I'll get someone to find you.]

[Nether Shadow: Your fabricated lies are certainly wild.]

After Bibi Dong voiced her doubts, everyone came around too. They stopped arguing with one another and turned all their fire on Wu Xing.

Only Qian Renxue and Bo Saixi furrowed their brows.

Qian Renxue had spent so many years falling into the habit of instinctively opposing Bibi Dong, so she hoped what Wu Xing said was true.

Of course, the most important point was that the Secret Room Douluo mentioned in the chat group's explanation might have some connection to her father.

Bo Saixi, meanwhile, didn't think Wu Xing's tone sounded like a lie. She also knew more about the Divine Realm, and even the gods of the Upper Realm couldn't do what the chat group could.

It had secretly entered the minds of Soul Masters across the continent, generated a chat group where everyone could talk, and even let the dead join in.

Wu Xing looked at all the doubts and merely smiled faintly, making no attempt to explain himself.

But just then, an unexpected message suddenly appeared in the chat.

[Seven Treasures Little Witch: I think you should stop doubting him for now and take a look at the items in the Group Mall in the upper-left corner... ]

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