Wu Xing didn't hold back. Looking over the menu Ning Rongrong had handed him, he picked every dish that looked good and made his mouth water at a glance.
He'd been in Douluo Continent for days already. Wasn't he allowed to enjoy himself?
Besides, Little Witch wasn't short on money. The more you ordered, the happier she'd be.
It was a sign of how close the two of them were.
But as Wu Xing kept ordering, his eyes fell on one of the dishes, and he couldn't help freezing for a moment.
Spicy rabbit head?
They actually served a dish like that?
They weren't joking, were they?
Wu Xing instinctively glanced at Xiao Wu, who was sitting not far away beside him. A sly smile crept across his face.
"Brother Wu Xing, are you ordering this dish?"
Seeing Wu Xing pause, Ning Rongrong assumed he liked the dish and signaled to the nearby waitress.
"One serving of spicy rabbit head."
Ning Rongrong read the dish off the menu, then froze the very next second.
At the same time, everyone except Ye Lingling turned to look at Xiao Wu.
They all knew Xiao Wu's true identity. Was it really appropriate to order a dish like that?
"Brother Wu Xing! Rongrong!"
Xiao Wu's face turned bright red in an instant. Of course she'd heard the name of the dish.
"You're picking on me again!"
"Hahaha."
The girls watching the show burst out laughing. Even Zhu Zhuqing's lips curved into an unmistakable smile.
"You... boohoo, you're all picking on me!"
Xiao Wu was both embarrassed and angry. In the end, she was so upset she nearly cried.
Why was she the one getting hurt in the group chat, and now she was getting hurt over a meal, too?
"Ahem, let's skip that dish."
Wu Xing coughed awkwardly and told the waitress to cancel it.
Seeing that Brother Wu Xing wasn't insisting on ordering it, Xiao Wu finally turned her tears into a smile. But the next second, she froze again.
"One serving of dry-pot rabbit cubes."
"..." Xiao Wu.
"Hahaha!"
Ning Rongrong collapsed over the table laughing. Dugu Yan laughed so hard she slapped her thigh, while Zhu Zhuqing held up her cup to hide the corners of her mouth so no one would see her expression.
Only Ye Lingling wore a face full of question marks. She couldn't understand what was so funny at all.
Spicy rabbit head, dry-pot rabbit cubes?
Weren't those ordinary dish names? Why was the girl called Xiao Wu so angry?
"Brother Wu Xing!"
"You just have to try it, huh? Fine, then. Here's a fresh one. Xiao Wu will let you have your fill!"
Xiao Wu stamped her crystal high heel in anger. Then, steeling herself, she sprang up from her chair.
To everyone's confusion, bafflement, and shock, she sat straight down on Wu Xing's lap and kissed him.
Ning Rongrong stopped laughing.
Dugu Yan stopped slapping her thigh.
Zhu Zhuqing's hand froze in midair, cup still in hand.
Ye Lingling's mouth formed a perfect O.
The private room fell silent for a full three seconds!
Then it exploded.
"Xiao Wu!!!"
Ning Rongrong was the first to jump to her feet, nearly knocking over her chair.
"What are you doing!!!"
Her eyes were wide as saucers, her face flushed red, and her voice was loud enough to echo.
Darn Xiao Wu, darn Hooligan Rabbit! She hadn't even gotten to taste Brother Wu Xing's lips, and Xiao Wu had beaten her to it!
"Let go of Brother Wu Xing! Let me have a turn!"
"Ptooey! Hooligan Rabbit, let go of him!"
"I bet you were just using spicy rabbit head as an excuse to kiss Brother Wu Xing!"
Dugu Yan was furious, too. Good grief, she dared to do that right in front of everyone. Who knew how much more brazen she'd be in private?
No wonder the nickname she'd gotten when she first joined the group was Hundred-Thousand-Year Rogue Rabbit. So she really was a rogue!
Zhu Zhuqing's eyelid twitched slightly.
She wished she could be as bold as Xiao Wu, but she was too shy. There was no way she could do something like that.
Only then did Ye Lingling finally understand why everyone was reacting this way. It turned out that the girl called Xiao Wu had some connection to rabbits.
Xiao Wu paid no attention to the girls' scolding. She'd gone this far already. If she didn't get her fill, how could she make up for it?
Hmph. That's what you get for laughing at me. This is the price for bullying a little bunny!
Wu Xing was completely bewildered.
Really, utterly bewildered.
It was the first time a girl had kissed him in public.
Qian Renxue had kissed him by force last night, too, but that had been in private—only Dugu Yan had caught sight of it. This was different.
With the waitress included, there were five girls watching. Anyone would've been stunned.
But he only froze for about two seconds.
After two seconds, he came around.
Huh?
Someone's kissing me?
And she's a hundred-thousand-year-old rogue rabbit?
Why am I just sitting here?
His arm naturally went around her.
Where?
Around her waist, of course.
Did you even have to ask?
Mm, pretty slim.
Xiao Wu's body stiffened noticeably, but she didn't stop.
Wu Xing gave her a mental thumbs-up. This rabbit had guts. No wonder she was a hundred-thousand-year-old rogue rabbit.
Her lips were soft, with a sweet, girlish taste and a hint of coolness.
Maybe it was because she liked drinking cold water.
Xiao Wu kissed him for quite a while before finally pulling away. Her lips were red, her eyes bright, and she was a little breathless.
"Had enough?"
Wu Xing licked his lips and gave it a serious aftertaste.
"Not enough."
Xiao Wu froze.
She'd thought Brother Wu Xing would say he'd had enough, or tell her to get off. He might even have pushed her away.
She hadn't expected those three words.
"Then..."
"Again?"
Xiao Wu bit her soft pink lip.
"Sure."
Xiao Wu lowered her head and kissed him again.
This time, Wu Xing was even less restrained.
His arm tightened around her waist, and he drew her closer.
Xiao Wu pressed herself against him, her ears so red they looked ready to drip blood.
But she didn't pull away.
"Again!"
When Ning Rongrong and the others saw that, their eyes practically turned green.
Dugu Yan especially wanted to butcher Xiao Wu and make rabbit stew out of her.
Yesterday, she'd already become a powerless wife; today was even worse. Xiao Wu had kissed Brother Wu Xing right in front of her, while she was wide awake—and not once, but twice.
Did she think Dugu Yan was dead?
"You shameless Hooligan Rabbit!"
"Darn Xiao Wu!"
Dugu Yan strode forward and reached out to pull her away.
Ning Rongrong wasn't about to be outdone. She came around from the other side.
The two of them grabbed one arm each and hauled Xiao Wu right off Wu Xing's lap.
Wu Xing sat in his chair, his thighs empty now. He felt a little regretful.
Xiao Wu's waist really was slim, and her lips really were sweet.
It was a shame Little Scumbag wasn't there. Without him watching, it felt like something was missing.
"Um..." Wu Xing looked at the waitress and spoke.
"Are the dishes coming or not?"
The waitress snapped out of her daze and hurriedly nodded, then rushed out.
She couldn't help muttering to herself. In all her years, she'd never seen anything like this: a man being fought over by beautiful women.
And every one of them was youthful and lively, each more gorgeous than the last. Clearly, none of them came from an ordinary family.
Yet they were all jealous and fighting over that man. What kind of background did he have?
The waitress shook her head and put the thought aside. A man like him wasn't someone she could hope to get close to.
In the private room,
after Dugu Yan and Ning Rongrong each hauled Xiao Wu off by an arm, she stood there calmly straightening her clothes.
Her face was red, but the corners of her mouth were lifted high.
Even a rabbit would bite when cornered. You were the ones who pushed me to this.
"Hooligan Rabbit, just you wait. I won't let you get away with this!"
Dugu Yan glared hard at Xiao Wu, her chest heaving. It was almost as impressive as Zhu Zhuqing's.
That showed just how furious she was.
"Darn Xiao Wu!"
Ning Rongrong was just as angry. But out of sisterly affection, she ultimately refrained from making any harsh threats...
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