After Qingwu flashed to the border in a black cube, he was already close to the mission location marked on the map, so he took his time.
Honestly, how could that Old Monkey possibly order Qingwu around? He should have counted himself lucky that Qingwu wasn't messing with him.
Qingwu yawned. "Nirvana, are you sure about this? Is Uchiha Hikari really somewhere around here?"
In the mental chatroom.
Nirvana immediately started wailing. "Hey, hey, hey, Original Body! We run around everywhere all day while you kick back in the village, and now you don't even trust me? That hurts! I'm literally you. You don't even trust yourself... boo-hoo..."
Qingwu was speechless. (ー_ー)!! Could you be any more dramatic? What the hell are you crying about? You've been howling forever without shedding a single tear...
He couldn't even be bothered to reply.
Just then.
Otsutsuki Shuichi joined in with his own complaints. "Exactly, exactly! True Self, why do you get to flirt with girls every day while I have to sit alone on the moon? I'm so lonely right now... so empty... so cold... I don't even have a cigarette. All I can do is gaze at the Ninja World and cry."
"My darling, oh, my darling, how I miss you..." He started singing.
A vein bulged on Qingwu's forehead. "For fuck's sake, you melodramatic idiot! Can you stop acting like a bitter, abandoned wife? You're making it sound like I seduced you and dumped you. I'm straight!"
Lord Star coughed twice. "Ahem. Are all you young people this kinky nowadays? I'm old. I can't keep up anymore, so I'll stay out of this. Carry on~"
He was the first to log off.
Qingwu immediately protested. "That's them, not me."
Nirvana instantly said, "Oh, please, True Self. I'm you too."
Otsutsuki