A: I'm Straight! The Invincible A Fell.

Kumogakure soon got its hands on the Youth-Preserving Pill too.

"Bullshit! Who the hell do you think I am?! You think I'd make my men test it for poison?! You're looking down on me..."

Fourth Raikage A swallowed it straight away, declaring beforehand, "If anything happens to me, Darui will succeed me as Raikage. Forget everything else—spend the rest of your life going after the Hyuga."

Recklessness was his defining trait.

Ahem, ahem—decisiveness was his defining trait.

He loved his people like his own children.

"Oh, oh, oh~ You fool, you bastard~ My asshole brother got younger..."

Killer B stared in amazement at the newly youthful Fourth Raikage A, unable to hold back an exclamation.

"B~ Did I get younger?!" Fourth Raikage A could hardly believe it, but the vitality coursing through his body told him it was real. He really had regained his youth~

"Yo~ You sure did..." Killer B excitedly waved his sword, his eyes burning with a desire to fight. "Asshole brother, it's been ages since we sparred." He looked forward to fighting his brother again, especially now that his brother was young.

"Ahahaha... I haven't felt this energetic in ages..."

Fourth Raikage A felt youthful vigor surging through him. His pale blond hair looked particularly lively, and his face glowed with confidence. He grinned, revealing a mouthful of gleaming white teeth. "Yo~ My little asshole babies, let me give you some proper loving."

He even gave them a thumbs-up, his two little mustache tufts fluttering suggestively. He looked ridiculous, yet sent a chill through everyone... Suddenly, they had a bad feeling.

"L-loving?!" The other Kumogakure villagers turned green with fright. They knew there were men in Kumogakure who piled onto other men, and quite a few of them at that.

"Holy shit~ W-workplace sexual coercion?! Should I refuse... B-but... that's Lord Raikage..."

"Should I resist... put up a little fight... With Lord Raikage's build... I probably... couldn't fight him off..."

"What do I do?! Mom... I might end up... defiled... Forgive your son... He's the Raikage..."

"I'm screwed~ I probably won't be able to get up tomorrow... I hope Lord Raikage will be gentle... with my little virgin backside..."

"Should I die rather than submit, or submit rather than die... Would resisting spice things up... Fuck... What do I do..."

"H-he... he's coming over..."

"..."

They did not object to such behavior, but when it actually threatened to happen to them, they still could not accept it. At that moment, they felt unprecedented fear and pressure.

When they saw the Raikage walk toward Lord Killer B.

They all breathed a sigh of relief. "As long as it's not me, as long as it's not me, as long as it's not me."

Their assholes were safe.

Lord Killer B, please take one for the team.

Keep Lord Raikage satisfied.

"B~ You first, hehe~" Raikage A smiled brilliantly and began warming up. Perhaps it was their imagination, but he seemed to be showing off every muscle in his body from different angles~

"Gulp~ Gulp~" The men swallowed in fear.

The women swallowed in hunger. What a muscular hunk! They hissed appreciatively, their heated gazes sweeping up and down his body.

"A man. Such a manly man."

"I really want to give him a try."

"Wipe your mouth. Don't embarrass yourself."

"Lord Raikage, can I touch your abs?!"

"Lord Raikage, can I invite you over tonight to enjoy the moonlight, talk, and have a few drinks? My bed is big and comfy~"

"You just want him to make you comfy, don't you?!"

"I'm thirsty, so what?!"

"Hehe~"

"Whew~" Some of the female hooligans even whistled. Kumogakure's women were fiercer than its men. They did whatever they pleased.

Even he could not handle their enthusiasm.

With his back to the women, Fourth Raikage A's dark face flushed faintly before he turned toward Killer B.

He resolved not to embarrass himself, so Killer B would just have to suffer a little.

In front of women.

A man's damned competitive streak.

Killer B saw it clearly. My brother just blushed, and now he's looking at me with such burning eyes. Could it be...

"Hiss~" —He had been too rash.

Even the normally composed Killer B felt his sphincter tighten and a chill run down his back before his brother's enthusiasm. He realized this training session might be harder and more thrilling than ever... His brother's was huge...

"No, I've got to run..."

Gyuki: Pfft~ Hahaha~ B~ Don't chicken out. Just go for it... Get in there... Hit him... Don't be a coward...

Killer B: ...

"I don't know~" Killer B nervously swallowed and raised his hands in surrender. "B-big brother... Stop..."

"Come on~ My little asshole baby..." Fourth Raikage A already felt that his big... big hands were itching for action. "B~ If you won't come over, I'll come to you~"

"Don't come any closer! Aaaah~ Stop..." He wanted to shout, but found he could not get the words out.

Killer B watched his brother approach step by step, his heart full of fear. He knew being caught would mean a nightmare. He tried to flee, but his legs felt as heavy as lead. He had feared his brother for so long.

Move... Move!

"Don't run!" A bellowed, his voice booming like thunder.

Helplessly, Killer B stopped and turned to face his brother. He took a deep breath, preparing for the challenge ahead. But when he saw the excitement on A's face, his heart sank further.

Asshole brother, you're really serious?!

"Come on, let's get started!" A said, reaching his thick arm toward Killer B.

"You fool~ You bastard..."

Killer B hurriedly dodged sideways, but Raikage A's Lightning Release made him too fast. He still caught Killer B by the shoulder.

"Get back here... Off you go..."

With a powerful swing, A slammed Killer B onto the ground. Killer B groaned in pain and struggled to get up.

I'm done for~ My brother wants to beat me up.

So I won't be able to resist afterward.

No, I can't let him get away with it.

"Again! My little asshole baby!" A shouted, charging at Killer B once more.

"You fool~ You bastard, asshole brother. We're not right for each other... Let me go..."

Killer B gritted his teeth and decided to stop backing down. He nimbly avoided A's attack and seized an opening to counter. But A was far stronger than him, and soon overpowered him again.

"Damn it!" Killer B cursed, filled with frustration. Holy shit~ How did my brother get so hard?

"What do you mean, not right for each other?! What are you talking about? Whatever, my little asshole baby...~"

Just then, A suddenly stopped and smiled at Killer B. "Not bad, B. Your speed has improved a lot. But that's not enough. You need to keep working."

"Warm-up's over. Shall we get started for real?!"

He tore off his shirt, exposing his solid muscles.

Lightning flashed.

The others looked utterly horrified. Were they really going to get this wild? He had even activated Lightning Release Chakra Mode.

"Black Lariat..."

"Black Lariat..."

The others breathed a sigh of relief.

Phew~ So that's what this was... I thought...

Fuck~ That's all?! A Taijutsu sparring match~

My mind was in the gutter.

"Aaaah~"

The instant they collided.

Killer B's expression changed dramatically. He had never expected his brother's strength to increase, and by far more than a little...

He could not hold him back.

Whoosh~ Killer B instantly went flying.

"B~ Your strength has dropped, my little asshole baby~"

"You idiot brother... Hachibi..." Furious, Killer B transformed, entering the Eight-Tails' Tailed Beast Mode~

Fourth Raikage A said with amusement, "My little asshole baby, come on. Let your big brother feel your passion~" He spread his arms in welcome.

It's over. My brother got younger and even more perverted.

Killer B grew even more frightened, then his eyes lit up.

"Come on, asshole brother..." Killer B activated the Eight-Tails' Tailed Beast Mode, then unleashed, "Black Lariat."

"Interesting, my little asshole baby. You still dare to face me head-on? Your big brother admires that... Bring it on." Fourth Raikage A laughed heartily. It's been ages since I could really cut loose in a fight. The last time was against Minato Namikaze.

"Black Lariat."

Bang! Their arms collided again.

Crack! Killer B's sternum broke.

Whoosh~ Killer B flew backward, spewing blood. He smashed through plenty of things along the way, raising a massive cloud of dust~

"I... I wasn't trying to kill him... How did this happen?!"

Kage A looked utterly bewildered.

"Lord Killer B..." The others frantically rushed to help. Holy shit~ Lord Killer B had only just said they weren't right for each other, and Lord Raikage had seriously injured him.

Did rejection make him lash out in humiliation?

How terrifying~

They carried Killer B back. His chest had caved in, blood covered the corners of his mouth, and he was already unconscious...

"Save him! Hurry and save him..."

Kage A roared as he looked at the dying Killer B.

"Yes~"

A group hurriedly took Killer B away for treatment.

Killer B: Phew~ Hachibi, will this fool my brother?

Gyuki: The injuries are real, so probably?! Why put yourself through this?

Killer B: I respect my brother, but I really can't be his man...

Gyuki: Maybe he wants to be your man.

Killer B: That's even worse. I don't like men.

Gyuki: Hehe~ What if he takes advantage of your injuries and forces himself on you? Wouldn't escaping be even harder?!

Killer B: Fuck~ I didn't think this through. Hachibi, help me~

Gyuki: Fine.

A little while later.

Kage A was waiting anxiously in the hospital.

"Lord Raikage, Lord Killer B has disappeared," a doctor hurried over to report.

"What?!" The Raikage went inside to look. Only an octopus tentacle remained where Killer B had been lying.

"Oh, right. He left you a letter too."

"Give it here. Let me see. What did he write? What does he mean, 'Asshole brother, I'm leaving. You can't force love'? What is he talking about..." The Fourth Raikage was completely baffled.

The doctor's face, however, changed dramatically, and he made an excuse to leave.

Then gossip spread throughout Kumogakure: the Raikage had confessed his love to Lord Killer B, the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki, injured him in a rage when his love was not returned, and driven the heartbroken Killer B away.

Everyone began looking at the Raikage differently. The men were terrified. They did not want him setting his sights on them...

The women looked disgusted. All those muscles were wasted on a man who wanted to poke around in other men's asses.

"What's wrong with all of you?! Why are you looking at me like that? I just got younger. What's with this..."

Fourth Raikage A felt thoroughly frustrated. Only after pressing them for answers did he finally learn what had happened. His face turned as dark as the bottom of a scorched pot.

"Fuck! This is a huge misunderstanding! I don't like men! I'm straight, straight, straight... Damn you, Killer B, you asshole! I'll kill you~"

He had never expected that regaining his youth.

And wanting to stretch his limbs.

Would lead to such a misunderstanding.

How was he supposed to face anyone now?

A rumor spreading throughout a ninja village was as good as spreading throughout the Ninja World.

And he could not fucking explain it away.

"Fuck~ My lifelong good name!"

In the end, rage overwhelmed him, and he fainted.

That's right.

The invincible A.

Had fallen.

He took to his sickbed.

Still muttering.

"I'm straight."

"Ahahaha~ Rumors stop with the wise, not with idiots."

Watching these scenes of emotional upheaval, Qingwu laughed his fucking head off. Watching this every day made him happier than anything else...

The amusement seeker behind the scenes.