I'm Here to Cause Trouble

"It seems the Court Guard Squad's spare equipment could use some quality improvements." Fengjin looked at the armband on the ground, putting on an innocent expression with perfect seriousness. "Cheap stuff really can't be trusted."

Kuchiki Byakuya stared at him for a long while, forcibly suppressing his displeasure at being humored like a child. Recalling the tone his grandfather used when speaking to others, he said gravely:

"It seems you are unwilling to tell me the truth. But that is fine. Since you possess such ability, I am willing to pay the appropriate price to hire your help."

"I think you may have misunderstood. My only ability is cooking." Fengjin leaned lazily against the counter behind him and said, ...