I'm Here to Watch the Livestream

Kyoraku nodded, then noticed Fengjin's pitch-black eyes, each marked with white rings:

"I say, what's up with your eyes? You can't even see the whites—there are just two rings, one large and one small. Is this some trendy new accessory for attracting girls?"

The corners of Fengjin's eyes twitched slightly. "That's right. But I'm not telling you how I did it."

"You..." Kyoraku's expression froze. "Now that's just not fair. If you don't tell me, how am I supposed to attract pretty girls?

"How am I supposed to live if there aren't any girls surrounding me?!!"

"Then... how about..."