"Hey, tell me honestly, do you really swing both ways?"
"Hey, hey, hey, that's enough."
Faced with Second Madam's question, Xu Shi broke out in a cold sweat. "Your disciple is a little fool, and now you're one too?"
Looking at it this way, Pan Feng wasn't the one with unhealthy thoughts. It was clearly her seemingly proper master.
"I'm not a little fool!"
Xia Wuyou absolutely refused to admit it. She knew her idiot disciple spoke without thinking, but hearing her put it that way still made her rather unhappy.
It was one thing for this scumbag to be a womanizer, but if he developed some other hobbies too, she really wouldn't be able to accept it. Ugh.
"Alright, alright, you're not, you're not."
Xu Shi nodded. "But speaking of that, I have something to ask you. Have you heard the story where a smart person says yes, and a little fool says no?"
"No... Xu Shi!"
Little Cat Xia instinctively shook her head, then realized something was wrong halfway through. "You're always setting traps for me! Bullying your disciple wasn't enough, so now you've started bullying me too?"
Xu Shi raised his hands in surrender, thinking, You fell for such an old trick and still say you're not stupid?
Besides, teasing a dumb disciple felt completely different from teasing a little kitty, okay? Pan Ling had learned to resist instead of simply enduring everything now, but she still couldn't compare to the furious Xia Wuyou before him. That was much more fun.
Of course, if they were talking about who was the most fun to tease, it still had to be Xie Qingyan.
"Hmph."
Xia Wuyou wouldn't really hold it against him. They were practically an old married couple by now, so a token little scuffle was enough.