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Chapter 158

I'll Never Brag Again

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"I'm telling you, I'm a professional bodyguard..."

"If Miss Pepper hadn't stopped me, I could have knocked down five of them with just two punches..."

"Actually, I also want to buy one of your transforming cars, but unfortunately the boss doesn't allow it. He actually said that it was an enemy and threatened to fire me if I dared to buy it..."

"It's not that I can't afford it. My salary is very high. If it weren't for the sake of keeping my job, I would definitely buy it..."

"I'm considering buying one when I retire, and then go out to be a superhero. How about you add some weapons to me then? I promise to only use it to deal with criminals..."

Happy was holding the steering wheel with ease while chattering incessantly, even if he was talking to himself, he never stopped.

From the moment we got in the car, Li Si felt like there were ten million flies in his ears.

It is said that one woman is worth five hundred ducks, but the fact is that some enthusiastic and talkative taxi drivers are worth a dozen gossipy women.

And Happy... As an experienced driver for who knows how many years, he is worthy of more than a dozen taxi drivers.

Even in real comparison, Li Si feels that he is much scarier than Tony Stark and Peter Parker. At least these two people will be fine as long as they ignore him, but Happy can talk to himself with gusto. The only one who can rival him is Max in a drunken state.

It's a pity that the King of Chatterbox has lost all his power. Max has mutated into a pure energy body. Naturally, there is no such thing as being drunk. Otherwise, Li Si would really want to call Max over to compete with Happy.

"Miss Potts, has he always been like this?"

Li Si turned his head and looked at Pepper Potts with a black look on his face.

Pepper Potts also had a helpless smile on his face, and whispered, "Although I'm a little a little bit usually, it's not that great. Maybe I'm too excited to see you. Happy is your fan."

"Watt?"

Li Si had an expression of "You're kidding me", but Pepper Potts should have replied with a positive nod.

"... No matter what, I'll continue to criticize you. Those who are talkative should be criticized to death."

After reluctantly enduring it for five seconds, seeing that Happy still had no intention of stopping, Li Si finally couldn't help it anymore and said, "Happy, can I ask you two questions?"

"Of course, I'm very happy to."

As soon as he heard someone talking to him, Happy became even happier. He stood up a little, then turned and looked at the back seat.

"Happy, you are driving!"

Pepper Potts was startled and exclaimed.

"Oh, sorry!"

Happy hurriedly sat back down, held the steering wheel, and stabilized the car before saying, "Miss Potts, don't worry, my skills are very good, nothing will happen if I get distracted... By the way, Mr. Lee Stein, you can ask."

Li Si was not affected by such an episode. After hearing Happy's words, a smile appeared on his calm face, and he said with a smile, "First, you just said that you could knock down five people with two punches. Please explain the specific implementation process based on normal physical rules and your physical fitness."

"..."

Happy The smile on his face froze.

Silence.

Deathly silence.

It was so quiet inside the car that you could hear a pin drop.

Li Si continued to smile and asked, "Second, you said before that your fist is comparable to a shot put. Assuming that your statement is true and the muscle explosive power is 450kg, please calculate its weight according to the area of your fist and calculate the traveling speed of the fist when punching with full force."

"..."

Stifling silence.

Happy The fat on his face shook, and his heart was filled with tears. "Mom, I was wrong, I will never brag with the top student again..."

"Finally quiet!"

Li Si leaned back on the back seat comfortably, feeling satisfied.

Seeing this, Pepper Potts could only smile bitterly, and then remained silent.

"It seems that New York has a lot fewer players recently..."

After closing his eyes and concentrating for a moment, Li Si thought of the players just now and opened the player forum that he hadn't entered in a long time.

The number of players and their strength are not very high now, so the people he comes into contact with are mainly NPCs. If he wants to know the players' trends, he can only go through the forum.

Selectively skipping those meaningless stickers, Li Si quickly found several contents that interested him.

First of all, it's about him again. Since Thunder Industries has made a lot of noise recently, he was once again dragged out and discussed by a group of good-for-nothing players.

Some of these posts talk about Thunder Industries, some analyze him personally, and there are even many that specifically list his journey of making a fortune.

But the most popular ones are naturally those posts debating whether he is a player or not. There are different opinions on the content of the posts, and everyone's opinions are different.

If you really want to talk about it, Li Si exposed a lot of things. After all, when he deceived Li Ritian, it was purely a temporary move, and he didn't even try to hide it deliberately.

Putting aside everything else, the five or six players who sent him to meet God when Bumblebee was first created can basically confirm his identity.

And Luna is similar, she just didn't pay much attention to this aspect. Li Si has the most contact with it. If you really think about it... well, judging from her confused character, this possibility should not exist.

There is also the "couple" Li Ritian. Judging from their behavior during the last meeting, it is obvious that they also have some guesses about his identity, but they have not stated it clearly.

However, this is the case with this topical matter. Without an organization or individual with sufficient credibility to judge, it will be impossible to convince anyone during the debate.

Not to mention that these people only have a general understanding, even if they come up with solid evidence, others may not believe it.

There are not too many excuses for fake, fake, and nonsense. In the end, who will have the upper hand depends on which side has more people. Otherwise, there won't be so many trolls on the Internet to clean up and smear people.

Nowadays, most people still do not believe that he is a player, and those who have doubts dance for joy are useless.

And for those players from other regions who have never had any contact with Li Si, they believe more in what they want to believe and what they actually see.

With what Li Si has shown so far, if you want them to believe that he is a player, unless you see it with your own eyes, there will be no evidence, even solid evidence will be useless.

"Tsk, tsk, these people are not very capable. I originally thought I could try what it would feel like to be slapped in the face."

I just glanced at these controversial posts, and Li Si closed them with regret.

It doesn't matter to him whether to hide the player's identity or not. Anyway, Entrepreneur Template is almost in hand, and even the last bit of value in deceiving the player is gone.

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