Poof!
Jason is also a ruthless person. After discovering that he had been shot in the kidney and his entire kidney was penetrated by laser, he still dared to move. He directly pulled him to the side with a ruthless face, and half of his waist was cut open by the laser.
Snap!
After breaking away from the laser, Jason raised his hand and threw a few glass bottles and smashed them on the ground. A burst of rich green smoke erupted. He took advantage of the fog and turned around to escape through the big hole that Lizard-men had knocked open.
"Are you from Doraemon?"
Li Si vomited feebly without stopping.
Because the Lizard-men in front of him had adapted to the paralysis of the electric current and rushed after him.
Bang bang bang! Bang bang bang bang!
There was a sound of smashing outside the wall, and then calm returned.
Not long after, a Lizard-men came in through the hole in the wall carrying the unconscious Jason.
But it's not the Lizard-men who was just over two meters tall, but Maberen who has a normal human body shape and looks very slim in comparison.
"Hehe, boss, I caught this kid. What do you want to do with him? Do you want to kill him directly?"
Maberen smiled like a dog and carried Jason in front of Li Si.
"That one just now was...?"
Li Si asked in confusion.
Maberen explained with a sneer, "That was Waylon Jones, an NPC friend I met recently. I guessed that you, boss, must have come to find the attacker this time, so I took him to see if I could help."
"Not friends, just kindred spirits."
As soon as he finished speaking, the tall Lizard-men also lowered his head and got in through the hole in the wall, grinning with a mouth full of sharp teeth.
Maberen turned his head and looked over speechlessly. "I told you that I am Lizard-men, not a crocodile."
Waylon Jones: "Maybe I'm a lizard too, and I haven't been to the hospital for a checkup. Anyway, I look pretty much the same."
Maberen: "I am a mutation brought about by genetic experiments, and you are a throwback to your ancestors."
Waylon Jones: "I didn't say that I must be atavistic. It's just a guess. It's probably a genetic mutation."
"..."
The two started bickering, leaving Li Si speechless.
However, from the words of the two people, he finally knew the identity of "Lizard-men".
To be precise, he should be a crocodile. He is a little-known villain in the DC world. He also appeared in Suicide Squad. He was born atavistic and mutated into a crocodile-like appearance. He is physically strong but has a low IQ. He is often tricked into being used as cannon fodder by Riddler Penguin.
Lizard-men... Crocodile Man... In fact, in terms of appearance, they are not much different. The scales and skin are just a little different. If it is not true, you can't tell them apart at all.
Is this a sympathy between monsters of the same kind? Or can it be said that the two of them have formed an indissoluble bond because they often go into sewers?
emmmmm... Okay, it's Maberen's ability to find good gay friends.
"Is this the lizard boss you are talking about who is twice as big as me after his transformation?"
After "debating" with Maberen for a while and winning, Waylon Jones looked at Li Si angrily.
"... I'm not the boss lizard, Maberen just calls me boss."
Li Si has black lines all over his face. What the hell is the lizard boss? He has no interest in being a shit-green Lizard-men.
Waylon Jones: "The Lizard-men boss of Maberen, isn't he the lizard boss?"
"... What you said makes so much sense, I'm speechless."
Li Si finally understood Maberen's mood. It was unreasonable to argue with such a mentally ill person. He immediately looked at Maberen and said, "You guys should take Lu Yao to Base No. 12 first. I'll be there after I finish handling the matters here."
"Okay."
Maberen nodded without hesitation and led Wen Lun Jones to turn around and leave. He looked like a loyal little brother pointing eastward but not westward, and racked up a wave of impression points.
Well, today's dog licking operation was a perfect success.
Maberen, who left a picture of Li Si, silently praised himself from the bottom of his heart.
There is everything you need to lick a dog. If you keep doing this a few times, it will not be a dream to become the CEO and marry Bai Fumei.
"Skynet, search the parents' information of those two naughty children and try to find their contact information."
After Maberen and Wei Lun Jones left, Li Si gave instructions in his heart and walked to the ward.
As the sound of fighting still subsided, there were already many nurses and patients in the corridor of the ward looking into the hall. Li Si casually pulled over a young nurse who looked more pleasing to his eyes and asked him to lead him to the ward where he was playing naughty child.
The naughty boy No. 1 is still in the operating room because of his serious injuries, but the naughty boy No. 2 only injured his arm. His fractured and dislocated hand was already fixed by him when he came here. He only needs to tie a splint to fix it. Now it is done.
Walking into a luxurious single ward, naughty child No. 2 was lying on the hospital bed, walking... ahem, sleeping peacefully.
Li Si sat down directly on the chair next to the hospital bed, firstly waiting for Skynet to contact the parents of these two naughty children, and secondly waiting for the mastermind behind the scenes to show up.
Jason may have planned to attack him from the beginning, but he would not arrange a means for a naughty kid to assassinate him.
Not only because of his IQ, but also because of his personality. It is impossible for such a fighting maniac to take the initiative to let him use Lizard Transformation Serum. Therefore, he should have been instigated by Joker.
And it is obviously impossible for Joker to create so many things just to attack or kill him. If there is any purpose, he will always show up.
Boom, boom, boom!
Within five minutes, there was a knock on the wooden door of the ward.
"Sir, can I come in? The patient needs an infusion now."
Along with the knock on the door, a slightly deeper voice came from outside the door.
"Why didn't I remember that I needed an infusion for the fracture? And it was just to correct the bone. You actually gave him general anesthesia. Believe it or not, I'm complaining to you? Also, you didn't open the door, how did you know I was inside?"
Li Si Hearing this, he opened his eyes. A smile appeared on Gujing Mubo's face again, and he spoke with three consecutive words of quality.
"..."
The people outside the door seemed to be stunned by this question. They were silent for a while, and then opened the door directly.
This is a male nurse pushing a medical supplies tray. He has loose blond curly hair and is slightly green. His face is covered with faded white paint, and he is wearing a white nurse uniform that obviously doesn't fit well.
Of course, there are also the iconic scratches on both sides of the mouth.
Bang!
Li Si walked up directly, punched the male nurse in the stomach, and then lifted him up by his collar.
"Ahem... no, no, no, don't get excited."
The male nurse did not resist. Instead, with a smile that was either painful or exciting, he allowed himself to be lifted up in the air, his limbs still moving as if swimming, and he said slowly, "Don't be excited, Mr. Jigsaw, I don't mean any harm. I'm just a fan of yours. You can call me joker."
"You? A fan?"
Hearing this, Li Si smiled.
"Of course, I am your most loyal fan. You can insult my personality, but you cannot question my status as an avid fan. I have been following your program since the first episode."
The scratches on Joker's face formed a weird smile, and at the same time, he showed just the right amount of grief and indignation. He raised his finger and pointed at the naughty child on the hospital bed and said, "Look, I have specially prepared the perfect guest for the show for you."
"These are two children. Unfortunately, they are naughty children."
As if imitating the tone of Jigsaw's narration, Joker danced and said in a hoarse tone:
"What they do most often is to play the cruelest games with the most innocent and romantic attitude."
"The only companion for the blind old man next door, a kitten, was dissected into pieces amidst their innocent laughter."
"The corpses were mixed into the ingredients purchased by the old man. They smiled cheerfully and brightly, clapped their hands and cheered, watching the old man eat his companions in one bite."
"The vehicles parked by residents in the community were laughed at and left long marks..."
After a pause, Joker changed into a weeping posture and tone. "They even tricked me into drinking sleeping pills and cut my mouth while I was asleep. They said my gloomy face was too scary and they wanted me to keep smiling."
"Of course, a doting parent is indispensable in such a popular story..."
"Whenever someone comes to the door because of their pranks and jokes, his shrew mother will rush up and yell, they are just children, you are such an adult, why should you be serious with your children..."
"Yes, they are just children. You must not let them go. They were so cruel when they were young. They will definitely become heinous criminals when they grow up. They need Jigsaw to give them redemption..."