Marvel Online
Chapter 392

I'll Tell You a Joke

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Azeroth-Marvel Continent officially starts internal testing.

Countless Lucky Player and krypton money gangs who have qualified for the closed beta swarm into the game, while players who have not qualified for the closed beta can only be envious and jealous while asking around about the situation in the game.

However, those who entered the game seemed to have disappeared. Several hours after the closed beta started, not many people showed up to report their results.

Occasionally, a few people who have played Azeroth-Marvel Continent will post on the forum, but they will only leave short posts such as "Holy shit, this is really fun" and "Holy shit, the game made by Merchant is really a god trap" to the many waiting African chiefs, and then no matter how many other people call, there will be no response.

All signs are showing that these beta testers have become addicted to the game and cannot extricate themselves.

This can't help but make other people feel even more itchy and unbearable. They don't have to play, it would be nice to just watch it, but unfortunately they don't even have to watch it, it's just a waste of time.

"I finally understand that in Merchant, those who are careless, carefree and European have no human rights."

Countless players cried out in grief and anger on the forum.

And amidst the cries, the Haotian Daily special edition of Li Ritian finally came out, which everyone had been waiting for for a long time. As soon as the news spread, all the hard-working people who had nothing to do suddenly became energetic and flocked towards Li Ritian's updated posts.

"That's great. It's like a dog. He still remembers us."

"Just this time, Gouzi, I will brag about you for the rest of my life."

Everyone's faces were full of excitement. First, they posted a barrage of support at the beginning of the video like a well digger, and then played the video in the post.

The beginning of the video is the opening remarks before entering the game warehouse, followed by the edited game experience.

"Nima? You call this a magic staff? Damn it Merchant, give me back my dream of being a magician!"

"Are you going to cheat like this? Although according to the convention Master is a big spender, you don't need to use your skills to just use money, right? Isn't this the trick of using money to hit people, a local tyrant's technique?"

"...Sailiya, here comes the truth. There is a girl like this in every game waiting for new players to rescue her. It is indeed intentional."

"I'm the only one who thinks this Sailiya is Merchant himself being a women's clothing boss?"

Everyone was speechless after seeing the edited game footage.

However, after the quickly skipped editing scene, the video also switched to the narration introduction of Li Ritian.

"Everyone has seen the scene just now. In addition to the fact that the nature of cheating has not changed, the game itself of Merchant is actually quite good. Even if I just got a glimpse of it, I feel it is more fun than Earth OL. It does not just rely on ten times the flow rate to cheat money."

"Of course, it's hard to appreciate the charm without experiencing it for yourself. Let me explain it first. Please watch the next clip..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the video switched to another game screen.

The picture shows a mountain forest. Li Ritian and several characters who are not known to be NPCs or players form a five-person team and are fighting.

Some people shoot lightning from their hammers, some people fly up and down with two pistols, some people shoot from a distance with sniper rifles, and some people wear simple and rough large exoskeleton armor and shoot wildly...

The five people performed their duties, and although their movements seemed a bit jerky, they all showed good combat effectiveness. The flying ammunition and the roar of artillery fire made the blood of everyone involved in the action involuntarily boil.

The opponent of this five-man team was a group of green men. This group of green men was not as fancy as the five-man team, but with only rudimentary armor and axes and other cold weapons, they fought hard against the five-man team. Their physical fitness was really terrifying.

Especially one of the green men who was originally taller than all others of his kind!

"You look like you, Hulk, don't think I can't recognize you if you wear a helmet and an ax!"

Everyone was laughing in the barrage, and this part of the clip also ended abruptly with the death of the game character Li Ritian, and switched again to the narration recorded by Li Ritian afterwards.

"I wonder if anyone sees anything?"

Li Ritian, who was facing the camera, first asked a question with a smile, and then asked and answered himself, "Forget it, I'll reveal the answer. It's really difficult to see the details without experiencing it yourself."

"The people I just formed a team with are all new players who have just entered the game and have no gaming experience! Earth OL's Melee Mastery Long-range Shooting Mastery and other skills are not effective! The game itself does not have similar skills!"

Li Ritian directly dropped a bombshell.

"???"

"Fuck, you can't, are you? Are you kidding me, dog?"

"What do you mean?"

Some people on the barrage were confused, while others were shocked.

"Look at my teammate, does he use it like the legendary Gun Kata?"

Li Ritian smiled and volleyed with his hand, and a close-up of the dual-gun player in the battle scene appeared in the lower left corner of the video screen.

At the same time, he continued, "You may not believe it, but although Azeroth-Marvel Continent operates in Earth OL, the degree of freedom is even more terrifying than Earth OL.

The most obvious one is combat. As long as Earth OL has skills like Melee Mastery, the system will assist you in controlling the character's programmed combat during combat.

But Aizeman does not provide these, it all relies on your own combat skills and combat experience. The game of Merchant truly calculates various combat factors in real time, including the parts of the body that are hit and what they are hit by, all of which are exactly the same as in the real world."

Having said this, Li Ritian paused, changed the topic, and said with a grin, "Then the question is? How did my teammates become so strong just now?"

"Yeah, how did you do it? Even though you were a little green just now, you didn't behave like inexperienced ordinary people, especially those who used guns. Wherever you pointed, Gun Kata came out."

"It's exactly the same as reality? Damn it, does this mean that if I practice fighting here to the point of one against five, I can also do one against five in reality?"

"Holy shit, I hate this kind of fart the most. I'd crush it into pieces!"

Li Ritian clearly grasped the essence of this pause and rhetorical question, and even members of the Ten Thousand Years Diving Party came out one after another.

"The answer is this, Stein Group War Terminal Recruit Model, according to the game background, is equivalent to the smart chip and deputy brain implanted by humans in high-tech society.

In addition to serving as a mission panel, this war terminal can also have various effects depending on occupation and learned skills.

For example, my Magic Web mage profession has a passive skill called Combat Casting. After learning it, the war terminal will assist you in moving and dodging in real time.

Please note that this is not a system-controlled character like the Earth OL specialization skill, but this war terminal gives prompts. Some prompt you to dodge and move, and some calculate various data for you.

For example, the gunsmith skill Gun Kata of my dual-gun teammate can directly help you calculate and calibrate the shooting point, movement position, and even combat guidance.

It can be said that as long as your reaction speed can keep up, you can develop powerful fighting and shooting abilities, and this is like a special training device. After you fight and study for a long time, you can completely master these.

Even... theoretically speaking, this war terminal is mainly about algorithms and data, so Merchant is very likely to be able to produce similar things in reality. Even if it is not an implanted smart chip, human enhancement equipment such as smart glasses can also play a role."

After Li Ritian finished speaking, the barrage in the video disappeared without a trace.

Everyone had been knocked unconscious by this bombshell, and was so shocked that they froze in place. They completely forgot to post the barrage and had no intention of posting it.

It works in reality. Once you learn it, you will hit the target with all your shots, and you can fight five to one in hand-to-hand combat! Isn't this a fighting training device and a shooting training device?

Produce this kind of equipment directly in reality! No need to learn!

Merchant This is going to defy heaven!

"Up is a bit taken for granted. It may not be possible for Merchant to do it. After all, it is implemented in Earth OL. It may be that Astral Gaming Company itself can do it, and the original equipment or skills of this function are implanted into Earth OL."

"Let me tell you a joke, the human brain can be used as a computer, and you can learn to use Gun Kata by studying."

After the barrages were silent for a long time, two sporadic barrages finally popped up.

No matter what the situation is, the first ones to pop up at this time are of course the skeptics and conspiracy theorists. After all, those who truly believe are still in shock and fantasy.

However, these gangsters have obviously stirred up a hornet's nest now, as dense barrage appeared one after another.

"Sicha, what's the difference between what Astral Gaming Company can do and what Merchant can do? Can't both be made in reality?"

"If you can't learn Gun Kata, can't you master ordinary shooting skills and fighting abilities? Just learning ordinary normal fighting and shooting is enough to become a soldier, isn't it? In reality, aren't there all kinds of villains like in the game that destroy the world?"

Countless viewers began to spontaneously refute. After all, most people will only and will definitely believe what they want to believe.

Countless wise sayings explain that when looking at problems, you should look at the worst situation. However, in fact, most people subconsciously look at the good situation that is beneficial to them. Otherwise, those ancestors would not need to leave famous quotes and philosophies to advise.

Among these rebuttal barrages, there are two inconspicuous ones worth mentioning.

"Let me tell you a joke, I have personally seen Lee Stein use Gun Kata! Bullets to turn corners!"

"I also tell a joke. There is a skill in Aizeman called Mechanical Mind, which directly trains your thinking logic and allows you to subconsciously predict various data and think in patterns like a robot.

I have trained for more than ten hours, and now my first thoughts when I see my wife are: normal human, non-threatening in combat ability, estimated height of 1.65 meters, weight of 85, fatal parts are heart and brain, character relationship is partner, eliminate hostility, this character is in charge of finance and economy, need to get closer..."

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