"Fellow colleagues, all War Gods of the War God Palace!"
Just as everyone felt bewildered and shocked, the first elder's seat in the War God Palace reacted.
Soon, Hong's avatar appeared on the giant screen.
However, he and Thunder God were standing respectfully before Pybara at this moment.
With heads bowed, they maintained a posture of submission.
Seeing this scene, everyone held their breath, eyes wide open.
They were all waiting for what would come next.
Then, they saw that Pybara, clad in cosmic battle armor, trot up to the front.
It cleared its throat at the camera.
"Ahem!"
"I will only say a few words!"
"First, I have no hostility toward humanity!"
"Second, I am on your side, and I will help you eliminate the threat of those monsters!"
The next moment.
Through Babata's Falling Ink Star technology.
Several red dots appeared on the giant screen.
They quickly switched to the faces of several monsters.
These were all the strongest monsters familiar to humans worldwide.
For instance, the Thunder Dragon Emperor, the Octopus Beast Emperor, the East Sea Azure Dragon King, the Mountain-Quaking Whale King, and so on...
Seeing these powerful monsters acting so arrogantly, many War God powerhouses could not help but clench their fists.
Although Earth nominally still belonged to humanity.
In reality, the most fertile lands and the deepest parts of the oceans had already been ceded to the monsters.
Humans had two great powerhouses, Thunder God and Hong.
The monster side also had the Thunder Dragon Emperor and the Octopus Beast Emperor, these two super monster emperors.
Every so often, these guys would lead the sea clans or land monsters to launch beast tides.
Bringing immense danger to the remaining human civilization.
Soon, just as everyone was gnashing their teeth at these monsters.
Pybara's silly, cute face occupied most of the screen once again.
"To show my sincerity, I will begin a crusade against these monsters alongside Hong, Thunder God, and Miss Yao Rao!"
"For the convenience of communicating with you humans, I have also recruited Mr. Luo Feng and Miss Venina to act as customer service!"
"As for the specific contact method, we'll still use the War God Palace system? Though, the primary authorization now belongs to me!"
Alright then!
A load of nonsense.
Yapping on and on.
Saying a whole bunch of things.
In any case, the guy just got more and more smug as it went on.
Fortunately, no one felt any resentment.
Because the human leadership had previously had similar plans.
But every time, they were declared failures because there were simply too many monsters.
After so many years of development.
The total number of monsters on this planet had already exceeded humanity by more than 10 times.
Some even estimated the true figure to be over 80 times.
It took humans decades or even a century to cultivate a single expert.
But monsters possessed great strength the moment they were born.
With one side growing and the other waning.
Over these years, humans could only struggle to defend.
They were simply unable to reclaim their homeland.
The South Australian Continent, a no-man's-land, was the best evidence of this.
But now, this ridiculous Pybara was actually talking about organizing a team to crusade against the Beast Emperors?
It immediately made it impossible for anyone to hate him.
"Uh, did I talk too much? Let's leave it at that. Whether the War God Palace wants a joint operation or just wants to watch the show, it's all the same to me..."
After a long, incessant stream of chatter.
The guy finally stepped down.
Then, he took Luo Feng's communicator and began firing off messages incessantly.
The first to receive them were Janet and Zhao Ruo.
"I am the Capybara, and I've given myself an Earth name: Ye Xiu. Come find me to hang out when you have time!"
Honestly speaking.
The Capybara didn't have many friends in this world.
The only ones who were good to him were these two girls.
Especially Zhao Ruo's massage technique; it was very comfortable!
Janet wasn't bad either.
The feeling of that little beauty's long legs gently stepping on the Capybara's belly was something he found very enjoyable.
At this moment, the two little beauties looked at each other.
Neither could quite make up their minds.
"Him? Is he really friendly to humanity?"
"Has the master of the Extreme Martial Arts Hall really become his servant?"
Believe it or not.
As absurd as it sounded.
Soon, Janet and Zhao Ruo became the so-called communication ambassadors.
After all, the human upper echelons also wanted to know the specific situation.
So, they let these two girls, who had previously had friendly interactions with the Capybara, take the stage.
At least with these two going, it would be safer than anyone else.
On the other side.
Venina's husband, that guy known as Vulture Li Yao, was completely dumbfounded.
His own wife wouldn't even acknowledge him, having cut off all contact.
Instead, she was acting as a customer service representative alongside their family enemy, Luo Feng.
This...
Who came up with this?
Just as the global human leadership was still digesting the earth-shattering news.
Trying to understand the true intentions of this Capybara Beast Emperor who called himself "Ye Xiu," the main screen of the War God Palace switched once again.
The image that appeared this time caused all the councilors and War Gods, who were nervously monitoring the situation, to collectively petrify.
Their brains almost stopped functioning.
The background of the image appeared to be some kind of high-tech underground space (inside the Meteor Starship), with soft lighting.
And the protagonist of the scene was none other than that Capybara wearing the Cosmic Armor.
He was currently lying comfortably on a mat that looked like it was woven from some kind of soft metal.
Part of that cool Cosmic Armor had been removed, revealing a portion of his grayish-brown, furry back.
And what made everyone's eyes nearly pop out of their sockets was this.
Janet, the blonde-haired, blue-eyed, slender-figured woman hailed as the "Female War God."
She was wearing a clean training suit, kneeling beside the mat with an expression on her face that was a mix of helplessness and suppressed amusement.
She extended those fair, slender hands—hands that had defeated countless monsters—and was... gently massaging the Capybara's back?!
Her movements even looked somewhat practiced, her fingertips kneading and pressing with just the right amount of pressure into that thick, soft fur.
The Capybara, meanwhile, had his eyes narrowed.
A deeply satisfied, low "purring" sound emanated from his throat, and his short tail was even swaying contentedly.
He had the complete air of a pampered master!
"Hiss--"
Inside the War God Palace, it was unclear who had gasped in cold air first.
This was followed by dead silence.
Then, various irrepressible, strange gasps and coughs broke out.
What... what the hell is going on here?!
A second ago, he was declaring a crusade against the Sea Beast Emperors.
Displaying absolute strength that crushed both Hong and Thunder God, and the next second, he was enjoying a massage from a human female War God?!
This shift in tone was far too abrupt!
It was simply outrageous to the point of being heinous!
"Janet... what is she doing?!"
"Giving... giving a monster a massage?"
"This Pybara... what exactly is it trying to do? Is it humiliating us?"
Various whispers of disbelief echoed through the silent hall.
And from the screen, a muffled telepathic transmission from Pybara seemed to drift through (synchronized for translation).
"Mmm... yes, right there, use a bit more pressure...
Janet, your technique is still a bit lacking compared to Zhao Ruo; she's much better at scratching my belly..."
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