Absurd! I Threw a Hundred Cheaters into Douluo
Chapter 4

You're Truly Amazing

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The Asura God reacted instantly, yanking Qian Chongguang in front of him. His teeth gnashed, his voice low, laced with a murderous rage that could devour people alive, yet he dared not raise it, fearing that another word would expose more of his unsavory deeds.

"Dare to utter another word of nonsense, and I will crush your divine soul right now, condemning you to eternal damnation!"

But Qian Chongguang showed no fear. Instead, he met the Asura God's murderous gaze and burst into laughter. Coughing up blood, golden divine blood trickled down his lips, splattering onto the Asura God's blood-red robe. Each word was spoken with deliberate clarity, his voice intentionally amplified to ensure every god present could hear him clearly:

"Nonsense? If a God King dares to do it, why not admit it?"

"You incited my descendant, Qian Xunji attempted to forcibly take Bibi Dong, to give birth to an inheritor of the Angel God, and then forcibly paved the way for dual god inheritance, is that true?"

"You tampered with Chen Jianjun, Tang Chen, and Qian Daoliu's memories, disrupted the timeline of the Douluo Continent, all to clear the path for your precious heir, is that true?"

"You even set up restrictions on the Ice and Fire Yin-Yang Well, anyone who touches it besides your chosen heir will suffer brain damage, is that true?"

Each question struck the Asura God's face like a heavy hammer.

His complexion turned ashen before their very eyes, his divine power chaotic and on the verge of losing control. Yet, he couldn't refute a single word—these were all things he had done himself, and Qian Chongguang hadn't exaggerated in the slightest.

The surrounding air completely solidified.

The Destruction God King slowly withdrew the arm that had been restraining the Asura God, his brows furrowed into a tight knot. His eyes, capable of seeing through the very essence of destruction, now fixed on the Asura God with undisguised scrutiny, and he spoke in a deep voice, each word carrying undeniable weight: "Asura, are these things he said true?"

Finally, after all these years, he had caught him.

"Hoh, you've been hiding quite well, Asura." The Evil God King leaned against a white jade pillar of the Ascension Staircase, arms crossed, and let out a playful whistle. The smile on his lips was impossible to conceal. "I thought you spent your days guarding your law of slaughter, oblivious to the outside world. So, you were orchestrating such a grand scheme in the lower realm behind everyone's back? Tampering with memories, scripting events, personally intervening to give your heir a golden finger—that's quite the undertaking, far grander than anything we've done."

The Life Goddess sighed softly, the gentle green light surrounding her dimming slightly. Her delicate brows were tightly knit, and her tone was filled with disapproval: "Asura, as God Kings of the God Realm Committee, we are meant to maintain the balance of all planes. The beings in the lower realms have their own destinies. Your forceful interference in the rise and fall of an entire plane has long violated the God Realm Covenant we established together."

"Furthermore, your private alteration of mortal memories and manipulation of others' life trajectories has long surpassed 'minor actions' of selecting an inheritor," the Goodness God King added, nodding in agreement. His gentle voice carried a rare seriousness. "You are an enforcer of the God Realm, the guardian of its rules. Yet, you have taken the lead in breaking them. This matter cannot be easily dismissed."

The words of the four God Kings, one after another, completely sealed off all of Asura God's escape routes.

He stared intently at the dying Qian Chongguang in his hands, his blood-red eyes churning with boundless hatred, almost boiling his divine soul.

Only at this moment did he truly understand.

From the moment Qian Chongguang was forcibly dragged to the God Realm, or even earlier, from the moment this fellow began to repeatedly shatter his plans, this trap had been set.

He had never intended to confront him head-on. He knew better than anyone that a newly ascended god, no matter how talented, could never be a match for a supreme God King who wielded a law.

So, from the very beginning, his goal wasn't to win, but to stir up trouble.

The Light and Dark Twin Swords, which were sent flying in two moves, were a pretense. The seemingly desperate struggle was an act. Even the filth that was splashed on the ground, causing him to completely lose control, was never merely an insult—he had calculated his extreme pride, calculated that he would be blinded by such extreme offense, calculated that he would lose his composure in front of everyone in his rage, and calculated that this commotion would surely attract the other God Kings.

What he wanted was never to defeat him, but to expose all of his hidden dealings completely, bringing them into the light, onto the table of the God Realm Committee!

This bastard had calculated every step from the very beginning, including his rage, his loss of composure, and his weaknesses!

"Good... you're very good!"

"Truly remarkable."

The Asura God trembled with anger, the hand gripping Qian Chongguang's collar bulging with veins, his knuckles turning white, yet he dared not harbor any killing intent.

He knew very well that if he dared to crush Qian Chongguang here today, it would be tantamount to admitting all the accusations, like silencing a witness out of guilt. In that case, the four of them would absolutely not let it go.

He could only grit his teeth and force out the words, syllable by syllable, his hatred in his eyes almost solidifying: "I have lived for tens of thousands of years, and this is the first time I have been schemed against to this extent by an ant from the lower realm!"

Meeting his murderous gaze, Qian Chongguang, with his bloodied lips, revealed that familiar, mocking smile again. His voice was weak, but still full of defiance.

"God King, you jest. Compared to you treating the hundreds of millions of beings in the entire Douluo Continent as mere pawns in your script, what are my petty, insignificant schemes?"

Qian Chongguang took a breath and, meeting the Asura God's almost ravenous gaze, slowly swept his eyes over the four God Kings and the gods holding their breath around them. His tone was terrifyingly calm, completely unlike someone on the verge of death.

"Of course, I know that even if I reveal all of this, it will ultimately just be a formality for the God Realm Committee, a few reprimands, and it won't harm the foundation of your Asura God King's power in the slightest."

He paused, his gaze landing on the Destruction God King with a knowing smile.

"After all, everyone knows that you are the undisputed number one combatant in the God Realm. If it truly comes to a fight to the death, even the four God Kings working together would have to pay a considerable price to take you down. No one would risk an all-out war with you for a newly appointed god official like me."

As soon as he said this, the entire scene fell silent for a moment.

The Destruction God King's brows furrowed even tighter. He stepped forward and asked in a deep voice, "Since you see things so clearly, why would you do something so suicidal? Exposing his actions will at most cause him to lose face, but it will not harm his strength. You, however, will bear the charge of blaspheming a God King, disrupting the order of the God Realm, and face endless pursuit from a God King."

"What is the point of doing this?"

ps: To all the handsome and beautiful people, the Douluo Continent Online channel has not yet opened. Please stay tuned. It won't be long before Qian Chongguang can finish topping up the money and let you all enter.

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