Douluo: Spider Empress Twin Spirits, I'm Really Not Bibi Dong
Chapter 37

Cute Boys? Isn't That Even More Exciting?

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"Is that male student holding flowers Yu Tianheng of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan?

Then the purple-haired senior being confessed to must be Dugu Yan, the Poison Douluo's precious granddaughter."

Hearing Lin Nuo muttering to himself from the back of the crowd, several female students beside him, their cheeks already flushed from watching the dramatic confession, instinctively turned to look.

The moment they did, their eyes lit up.

First glance: Wow! Where did such a delicate, adorable junior sister come from?

Second glance: Wait... judging by those facial features and that outfit, was that a junior brother even prettier than a girl?!

Just then, a senior sister with terrifyingly imposing peaks and overwhelming visual pressure relied on her proud figure to squeeze straight in front of Lin Nuo.

She looked him over from top to bottom, examining him carefully.

Once she had fully confirmed that the person before her was indeed a fair, clean-cut, top-tier little pretty boy, the light in her eyes immediately turned incredibly dangerous.

A cute boy?

Hehehe, wasn't that even more exciting?!

"Junior brother, you're a new student, right?"

This terrifying senior sister bent down slightly, her breath fragrant as orchids.

"You've got good eyes. Those two are indeed the top talents of our Heaven Dou Imperial Academy.

But what's so fun about watching someone else confess... Little brother, are you interested in coming to big sister's dorm and playing some exciting little games?

Big sister's cat can even do backflips, you know~"

Feeling the terrifying pressure rushing at him head-on, Lin Nuo instinctively took half a step back and raised both hands protectively before his chest.

What did this evil woman want to do to him?!

Wuwuwu, he was still nominally a child under nine years old!

Though every alarm in his heart was blaring madly, a man's instincts still made Lin Nuo blurt out—

"What cat?"

The moment he spoke, there came a soft pop. Along with a faint fluctuation of Soul Power, a pair of fluffy, translucent cat ears suddenly appeared atop the senior sister's head.

They even gave Lin Nuo two playful twitches.

The senior sister threw him a seductive glance and giggled sweetly.

"Junior brother, to be honest, big sister... is that cute cat."

Lin Nuo: ...

Damn, he'd been careless!

How had he forgotten that Douluo Continent had techniques like Beast Martial Soul Possession?!

If not for the limitations of this underdeveloped body, which left him willing but powerless,

he would definitely have made this ignorant cat-eared senior sister deeply experience what true terrifying impact meant today!

But for now, he could only force out an obedient smile and righteously, tactfully decline her invitation to "see the cat."

Seeing that Lin Nuo would not take the bait, disappointment visibly appeared on the senior sister's face.

"Ah, how boring."

She let out a resentful sigh. Before leaving, she did not forget to reach out and lightly tap Lin Nuo's nose, leaving him with a tantalizing invitation.

"But junior brother, if you ever come around, you can come find big sister anytime.

There's nothing big sister won't allow!"

After politely declining that "cat-eared senior sister's" enthusiastic invitation, Lin Nuo finally turned his gaze back to Yu Tianheng and Dugu Yan in the center of the crowd.

Watching one of the Blue Lightning Twin Stars holding flowers with a face full of affection, a meaningful smile appeared at the corner of Lin Nuo's lips.

As for why Yu Xiaogang's dear grandnephew had refused to use his own clan's top-tier mimicry environment, and had even been unwilling to attend Thunder Academy,

insisting on traveling all the way to Heaven Dou Royal Academy to become a student,

and now shamelessly clinging to Dugu Yan without letting go...

Lin Nuo understood it as clearly as if he were looking into a mirror.

In the end, those self-important Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan soul masters were simply coveting Dugu Bo, that unaffiliated Title Douluo with no one to rely on.

As Poison Douluo's only granddaughter, Dugu Yan's talent naturally could not be lacking.

And the crucial point was that whether it was the Jade Phosphorous Serpent or the Jade Phosphorous Serpent Emperor, in terms of absolute Martial Soul quality, they would ultimately still be firmly suppressed by the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon, hailed as the "number one Beast Martial Soul under heaven."

As long as Yu Tianheng could win Dugu Yan over, their descendants would most likely still inherit the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Martial Soul.

This move would not only get the clan a Title Douluo-level super enforcer for free without shedding a drop of blood, but would also ensure the purity of their bloodline.

Yu Yuanzhen's branch was practically Qin Shi Huang touching an electric wire—winning beyond measure.

What was more, Yu Tianheng himself faced an urgent practical pressure.

Thanks to all the absurd mess Gangzi had left behind in the clan back then, even Yu Tianheng's current position as young clan master was far from secure.

His Innate Soul Power had clearly been a full level higher than that of his cousin Yu Tianxin. By all rights, he should have been the unquestionable heir.

Yet under the secret encouragement of the elders led by Yu Luomian, Yu Tianxin had still been pushed into the spotlight to openly compete with Yu Tianheng.

If he could use a marriage alliance to win over a Title Douluo to support him from behind, then Yu Tianheng's position as young clan master would naturally become as steady as Mount Tai.

"Quite the clever plan, but unfortunately..."

Lin Nuo hid behind the crowd, thoroughly enjoying the show.

Just then, the situation in the center suddenly changed.

Faced with Yu Tianheng's attentive confession, Dugu Yan, surrounded by the crowd, showed not the slightest trace of a young girl's shyness or emotion.

On the contrary, a hint of undisguised impatience flashed through her pale green eyes.

"Yu Tianheng, I've already made myself very clear!"

Dugu Yan's delicate brows rose sharply. Her cool voice, laced with anger, suddenly rang out through the crowd, mercilessly interrupting his heartfelt performance.

"We're simply not suitable for each other! Can't you put more thought into cultivation and stop pestering me every single day?!"

There was no question that being publicly rejected in front of so many classmates made the ever-proud Yu Tianheng instantly feel a surge of anger.

A nameless Evil Fire churned wildly in his chest.

He was one of the future heirs of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan, a proud true Dragon who possessed the number one Beast Martial Soul under heaven!

For him to lower himself and pursue Dugu Yan, this "Snake woman," so humbly should have been an immense honor in her eyes.

Yet this woman was so ungrateful, humiliating him in public again and again!

It was simply unforgivable!

Yu Tianheng suddenly clenched the bouquet in his hand, while violent blue-violet lightning flickered faintly in his eyes.

But one second before he was about to erupt, Yu Yuanzhen's instructions before his departure instantly extinguished his fury.

Personal pride was a minor matter. Completely tying Poison Douluo to the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan's war chariot and securing his position as young clan master was the major matter.

"For the clan's future, I'll endure..."

Yu Tianheng clenched his teeth tightly and forcibly suppressed that violent emotion.

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