Huo Wu Hadn't Eaten

[Congratulations! Zi Ji has temporarily joined the Goddess Chat Group. All group members are eligible to vote to kick her out.]

[Zi Ji: Young Master, be careful!]

[Bi Ji: Coo-coo-ga-ga~]

[Zi Ji: Bi Ji?]

[Bi Ji: Go read the group description and the chat history yourself.]

[Bi Ji: Don't embarrass the Young Master, okay~]

[Qian Renxue: What a perverse ability! @Bai Tu]

[Qian Renxue: I've already taken care of the Ice and Fire Yin-Yang Well for you. When are you coming to collect it?]

[Bai Tu: Soon, soon. I just reached the Hundred Thousand Year mark yesterday and studied my abilities a little. I'm planning to go explore the human world in a bit.]

[Ah Yin: Huh? Young Master, Ah Yin hasn't returned to the Star Dou Great Forest yet.]

[Bai Tu: Then come back. I wasn't planning on seeing you anyway.]

[Ah Yin: Young Master... I'm sorry.]

[Bai Tu: No need. If you get your head on straight, you can stay in Star Dou as an ornament.]

[Bai Tu: If you still can't think straight, I'll have my baby Blue Silver Emperor take your place as the Blue Silver Emperor.]

[Bai Tu: If you knew what happened to the Titan Giant Ape and Sky Azure Bull Python, you'd understand that this is already the greatest mercy I could show you.]

[Ah Yin: Thank you, Young Master... I know I'm unworthy of being the Blue Silver Emperor. I'll raise Xiao Lan to become the next Blue Silver Emperor.]

[Ah Yin: I don't know why everyone misunderstands Tang Hao so badly, and I don't know what I should do. I've decided to imprison myself in Star Dou for the rest of my life, raise Xiao Lan, and never involve myself in the human world again.]

[Ah Yin: I only hope the Young Master will let Ah Yin see her first child one more time.]

[Bai Tu: You're not beyond saving, at least. When I have some free time, I'll let you see the truth.]

[Bai Tu: @Qian Renxue, Little Angel, how did you know I'd already become invincible across Douluo?]

[Qian Renxue: ???]

[Bibi Dong: ???]

[Shui Bing'er: ???]

[Dugu Yan: ???]

[Huo Wu: Really? Then who's stronger, you or the Lord?]

Huo Wu had meekly switched to calling Gu Yuena "Lord."

[Gu Yuena: @Bai Tu, you tell them.]

[Bai Tu: Great King Nana is number one under heaven!]

[Bai Tu: Fox Emperor Bai Tu is number two!]

[Gu Yuena: Reward!]

[Gu Yuena: A special red packet for Bai Tu.]

[Bai Tu: Thank you, Great King Nana!]

[Bai Tu: No more pretending. I'll come clean! From now on, you have to call me Great King Bai Tu!]

[Bai Tu: The new ability I unlocked after reaching the Hundred Thousand Year mark lets me breed my own cultivation age.]

[Bai Tu: Simply put, in a year I'll become 200,000 years old, in two years 400,000, and in three years 800,000...]

Bai Tu didn't mind sharing even a glimpse of his ability with the group!

Because after Zi Ji joined the group, he had a vague feeling that he could somehow manipulate the Chat Group a little!

For example, he could inspect the members' backstage information and locations!

With his Authority of Breeding, which let him slaughter anyone below the gods, he no longer needed to tiptoe around like a fox in Douluo Continent!

[Qian Renxue: Are you even human?!]

[Qian Renxue: No! Are you even from our world? You're a freak!]

[Qian Renxue: Great King Bai Tu, could you breed my Soul Rings' cultivation ages too?]

[Hu Liena: I want some too! I want some too!]

[Huo Wu: Huo Wu swears to follow the Young Master to the death!]

[Dugu Yan: We're on the same side!]

[Shui Bing'er: I can follow the Young Master too.]

[Bibi Dong: If possible... I... would also hope to...]

Bibi Dong wore a complicated expression. What the hell, had every member defected in an instant?

And her own little fox had been the first to defect?

But...

What Bai Tu was offering was just too tempting!

[Bai Tu: Sent a group red packet.]

[Qian Renxue, Hu Liena, Shui Bing'er, Huo Wu, Dugu Yan, Bibi Dong, Ah Yin, Bi Ji, and Zi Ji claimed Bai Tu's red packet.]

[Bai Tu: A little gift. Just use it, and it'll raise one of your Soul Rings to its maximum tolerable age, up to a limit of 100,000 years.]

[Bai Tu: @Bi Ji @Zi Ji, this might not even raise your Soul Power by a hundred years. Next time I'll give you something bigger and take you straight to 800,000 years.]

[Qian Renxue: Picture (six Soul Rings: black, yellow, purple, purple, black, black)]

[Qian Renxue: Bai Tu, oh, Bai Tu! What if I've suddenly fallen in love with you? Can Soul Beasts change sex?]

[Bibi Dong: Picture (red, yellow, purple, purple, black, black, black, black, red)]

[Huo Wu: If I'd seen that before, I would've said it was impossible.]

[Huo Wu: But now that I've pledged myself to the Young Master, I'll say this: you've still got a long way to go.]

[Bai Tu: Hurry up and thank Great King Bai Tu!]

[Thank you, Great King Bai Tu!]*9

[Bibi Dong: @Bai Tu, you're quite impressive. My disciple also has a Fox Martial Soul, and she likes you a lot. Would you like to join Spirit Hall?]

[Bai Tu: No~ You won't even thank Great King Bai Tu!]

Bai Tu curled his lip. Even Gu Yuena had followed suit and thanked him!

And Bibi Dong still had to put on her Pope's airs?

[Bibi Dong: Thank you... Great King Bai Tu.]

[Bai Tu: I'm still not joining. I suspect you have your eye on my Soul Ring.]

[Bibi Dong: I'm not stupid. How can one Hundred Thousand Year Soul Ring compare to a whole set of Hundred Thousand Year Soul Rings?]

[Bai Tu: What if you think my Hundred Thousand Year Soul Ring could grant you the ability to breed?]

Bibi Dong fell silent. That did sound reasonable!

She closed her eyes, feeling tempted.

[Hu Liena: She wouldn't! Tu Tu is one of us! Teacher would never hurt him!]

[Bai Tu: Then why isn't your teacher saying anything?]

[Bibi Dong: I just think your analysis is hilarious. A bird in the hand is worth ten in the forest.]

[Bibi Dong: Leaving aside whether your Soul Ring even has that ability, if I really attacked you, your Lord wouldn't let me off the hook.]

[Gu Yuena: So you're saying you'd attack him if I weren't around?]

[Bibi Dong: ...]

[Bibi Dong: Do you Soul Beasts have no sense of reason?]

[Zi Ji: Who is this person? Why does she talk so arrogantly? @Bai Tu]

[Bai Tu: A pitiful, pathetic, hateful fool of a spider. Ignore her. Her brain's already gone bad.]

[Qian Renxue: You sure know a lot! I like you even more!]

Qian Renxue beamed. As long as Bai Tu insulted Bibi Dong, Qian Renxue liked him!

[Bai Tu: I know lots of things~]

[Bai Tu: I'm an Auspicious Beast! I was born able to draw in the Power of Fate!]

[Bai Tu: Great King Bai Tu knows everything in Douluo Continent!]

[Huo Wu: Young Master, do you know what Huo Wu ate this morning?]

[Bai Tu: For example, all the beasts hate Qian Xunji, and all the beasts want to become Qian Xunji.]

[Bai Tu: @Huo Wu, breakfast?]

[Huo Wu: Wrong. Huo Wu didn't eat.]

[Bi Ji: She's messing with you, Young Master~]

[Bai Tu: ...]

[Qian Renxue: What do you mean? You know about my father too?]

[Qian Renxue: Tell me about him, Great King Bai Tu~]

[Bibi Dong: Enough! Soul Beasts are Soul Beasts—no humility at all, just spouting nonsense! That's enough!]