Douluo White Emperor: Starting as a Auspicious Beast to Control Reproduction
Chapter 8

Bai Tu Wouldn't Even Pee on Her

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[Hu Liena: You're all family?]

[Hu Liena: Is Sister Gu Yuena Bai Tu's mother?]

[Qian Renxue: Idiot! Obviously that's a lie! Who would call the Lord's child Xiao Bai?]

Qian Renxue was about ready to die of frustration over the little fox Bibi Dong had raised!

The newcomer was clearly no ordinary person!

And...

If she remembered correctly, that Blue Silver Emperor back then had been called Ah Yin!

[Bibi Dong: @Ah Yin, are you the Blue Silver Emperor from back then?]

[Hu Liena: She's a Soul Beast!]

[Huo Wu: ???]

[Shui Bing'er: Then why does she call Gu Yuena her Lord?]

[Qian Renxue:...]

[Huo Wu: How about we kick her out?]

[Shui Bing'er: Then start a vote.]

[Qian Renxue:...]

Qian Renxue was truly speechless. Couldn't they see that neither she nor Bibi Dong dared show even the slightest hostility?!

Until they figured out the true identity of someone whom even a Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast called her Lord, who would dare make a move?!

[Bai Tu: Nooo! Big Sisters! Sister Mistress is a good dragon! Don't kick Sister Mistress out! Little Fox rolling around.jpg]

[Hu Liena: I think so too. The Chat Group wouldn't invite bad people, would it?]

[Qian Renxue:...]

[Bibi Dong:...]

[Huo Wu:...]

[Shui Bing'er:...]

[Bi Ji:...]

[Gu Yuena: Enough nonsense!]

Gu Yuena pinched the soft flesh at Bai Tu's waist and gave him a fierce glare!

She'd just gone to look at the chat history. She hadn't expected Bai Tu to embarrass her this badly!

[Gu Yuena: I took a quick look. This Chat Group is indeed extraordinary at its core.]

[Gu Yuena: But for now, it's merely a chat tool.]

[Gu Yuena: I have no interest in playing house with you here. Go ahead and vote.]

[Gu Yuena: As long as you can bear the consequences of a God King seeking revenge later.]

The Chat Group fell deathly silent in an instant.

[Huo Wu: Who are you trying to scare?! What's this about a God King? I've never even heard of one!]

[Huo Wu initiated a vote to kick Gu Yuena out.]

[Current progress: 1:8]

[Gu Yuena can stay in the Chat Group.]

[Huo Wu: ???]

Huo Wu's heart gave a thump. Had she messed up?

Was this "God King" title not just a bluff?

[Bai Tu: Heh heh heh~]

[Bai Tu: Huo Wu's spectacular failure of the day!]

[Bibi Dong: @Gu Yuena, was today's disturbance in the Star Dou Great Forest related to you?]

[Bi Ji: The Lord has ordered that humans are no longer allowed to enter the Star Dou Great Forest.]

[Bai Tu: Friendly reminder: Sister Mistress is the only god on the Douluo Continent~]

[Bibi Dong: Fair enough. I'll make sure the people of Spirit Hall don't enter the Star Dou Great Forest again.]

Bibi Dong sent the message unwillingly.

[Bai Tu: If you want Soul Rings, you can go after the Sea God's followers. The Lord doesn't care about those traitors.]

Gu Yuena glanced with her purple eyes at Bai Tu, who was grinning beside her. This kid knows quite a bit.

He even knew about the Sea God's followers.

[Huo Wu: @Gu Yuena, I'm sorry. I'm stupid, and my hands are clumsy. I only wanted to play a joke on you...]

[Gu Yuena: @Ah Yin, where are you?]

Gu Yuena didn't care in the slightest what Huo Wu thought. She wasn't about to concern herself with an ant. Of course, if they ever met in the future, then Huo Wu would simply have to blame her bad luck.

[Ah Yin: Reporting to the Lord, I don't know where I am. I only know that I seem to be in a dim cave.]

[Bai Tu: How did a Blue Silver Emperor end up in a cave? Think your cultivation's too high?]

[Bibi Dong: As far as I know, she sacrificed herself to Tang Hao of the Clear Sky Sect back then. I just didn't expect her to still be alive.]

[Qian Renxue: From the sound of it, that Tang Hao of the Clear Sky Sect left her in a cave where no light could reach?]

The mother and daughter were unexpectedly in perfect sync, laying a trap for the Clear Sky Sect without making a sound!

[Gu Yuena: @Ah Yin, I want an explanation.]

[Gu Yuena: Is it true that you sacrificed yourself to a human, and that the human treated you this way?]

[Ah Yin: Reporting to the Lord... Brother Hao was only worried that others might covet me if I went outside.]

[Bai Tu: Post a picture! Let's see how covetable you are!]

[Hu Liena: Time to watch the drama!]

[Shui Bing'er: Time to watch the drama!]

[Huo Wu: @Lord Gu Yuena, can I watch too? Little Fox rolling around.jpg]

[Ah Yin: Picture of yellowed grass blades]

[Gu Yuena: Are you insulting me?]

[Bi Ji: Even Xiao Bai wouldn't pee on Blue Silver Grass like you. And you think someone would covet you?]

[Qian Renxue: You might as well say he was worried about your safety out there!]

Gu Yuena's face darkened. Ever since she joined this group, it seemed no one took her seriously!

"Sister Mistress... don't stoop to the level of a stupid plant."

"Among our Soul Beast Clan, there are at least 1, 2, 3... more who are this stupid."

Bai Tu held out his hand and began counting...

"Ah Yin, Xiao Wu, Wang Qiu'er, Gu Yuena, Dong Qianqiu..."

"At least five!"

Bai Tu held up his hand!

Gu Yuena's face turned stormy, and she punched Bai Tu!

"Tell me, what did that 'Gu Yuena' mean??!"

Gu Yuena shoved Bai Tu to the ground in annoyance and sat right on his stomach!

"So even you dare make fun of me now, is that it?"

Gu Yuena spoke resentfully. She no longer called herself "this queen" in front of Bai Tu.

Bai Tu said nothing, merely reaching out to stroke Gu Yuena's thigh, clad in white stockings.

"Heh~"

Gu Yuena was so angry she laughed!

[Bai Tu: Stop scolding her! Stop scolding her! She's only a blade of grass! Please don't put so much pressure on her!]

[Qian Renxue: I get it now. You look the most harmless, but you're the best at stirring things up!]

[Hu Liena: Not at all... Bai Tu's little sister is cute and kind!]

[Hu Liena: @Bai Tu, is that little fox rolling around you? Little Fox rolling around.jpg]

[Gu Yuena: Little sister?]

[Bi Ji: This group is called the Goddess Chat Group. It only allows girls to join.]

[Gu Yuena: Oh, oh~ Of course I know. I mean, Xiao Bai has lived for a hundred years, after all. Surely you can't just let any human call her little sister.]

Gu Yuena quickly came up with an excuse. She hadn't even noticed that the group only allowed girls to join!

[Bibi Dong: @Hu Liena, try using your brain!]

[Qian Renxue: I learned from you!]

Bibi Dong sighed ruefully. She'd originally planned to keep Hu Liena from speaking.

But this time, Hu Liena's messages had instead made Gu Yuena and the others reveal something strange.

Bibi Dong's gaze settled on the message Bi Ji had just sent.

She couldn't shake the feeling that the two of them were speaking in riddles.

As for that rebellious daughter, Qian Renxue, Bibi Dong no longer cared how she insulted her.

She'd gotten used to it over the past few days.

[Hu Liena: @Teacher Bibi Dong, I'm very smart!]

[Hu Liena: @Gu Yuena, we can't count them like that!]

[Hu Liena: Little Bai Tu is like a cute little sister to me!]

[Bai Tu: Sister Nana's the best! Can Xiao Fox see your legs? Girls helping girls!]

[Hu Liena: Leg photo.jpg]

[Bai Tu: Thanks, Sis! Saved!]

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