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Chapter 24

I, Golden Fish Ancestor, Was Cooked into Soup!

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Heavenly Dao Dojo, fishpond.

This was where Qin Xi kept his food, stocked with all kinds of fish.

The reward for basically "choosing seclusion" had filled these fish with Spiritual Qi through their instinctive absorption and exhalation, making their flesh even more delicious.

"Hey, hey, hey!"

"Putting on fragrant lotion before bed will make me even prettier."

The several-meter-long Seven-Colored Goldfish used its tiny fins to pat its cheeks.

It was the first goldfish in the world, born with the Seven-Colored Divine Light. Coupled with the Heavenly Dao Dojo's uniquely favorable location, after tens of millions of years of cultivation, it had long since entered the realm of the Great Luo Golden Immortal.

With its strength, even that Jade Rabbit could do nothing to it.

Other than the Heavenly Dao Dojo's master, it could be called the invincible overlord of this area!

Unfortunately, without the Heavenly Dao Dojo master's permission, even though it had reached the cultivation of a Great Luo Golden Immortal, it still could not take human form. It remained in its most original state, and even its size had not increased.

"Taking a hot bath every day and eating fruit for beauty treatments."

"No fighting or killing, just being as beautiful as a flower. This really is delightful."

"Look at those Dragon Clan, Phoenix Clan, and Kirin Clan outside, fighting and killing each other every day. Who knows how many die each day? It's far too dangerous."

"..."

The Seven-Colored Goldfish, soaking in its hot bath, had no idea that danger was approaching.

Qin Xi, completely merged with heaven and earth, silently walked behind the Seven-Colored Goldfish like an assassin.

He raised the Wooden Stick in his hand high above his head. A strand of Hongmeng Light instantly wrapped around it, and he smashed it down hard onto the Seven-Colored Goldfish's head.

Bang—

Along with a crisp sound,

the Seven-Colored Goldfish, considered a first-rate expert even in the Primordial World, was knocked flat on the spot.

Its fish scales, comparable to a Houtian Spiritual Treasure, seemed to have completely lost their defensive effect and were utterly useless.

"W-who dares launch a sneak attack...?"

Stars swam before the Seven-Colored Goldfish's eyes, and it looked utterly incredulous.

It was the dignified Golden Fish Ancestor, the boss of this fishpond. With its Great Luo Golden Immortal cultivation, even in the Primordial World, where experts were everywhere, countless people would respectfully call it "Senior" when it went out.

A veteran Great Luo Golden Immortal like it was not on the same level as that Jade Rabbit who had only recently entered the Great Luo Golden Immortal realm.

"Oh? You're not dead yet."

"I'll give you another hit, then take you back and stew you into soup."

Qin Xi glanced at the Seven-Colored Goldfish and spoke decisively.

It seemed this Seven-Colored Goldfish had exceptionally good meat as well. The ordinary fish in this pond would have died instantly from one blow of his stick, yet he had unexpectedly encountered one that was still breathing.

"Stew... stew me into soup?!"

The utterly dumbfounded Seven-Colored Goldfish's face immediately turned green.

What the hell? I'm a Great Luo Golden Immortal!

Although it could only obediently eat vegetarian food in the Heavenly Dao Dojo and could not cause trouble, dragging it off to make soup was far too arrogant!

"You thief! If you've got the guts, fight me one-on—"

Bang!

Qin Xi gave it another blow.

The Seven-Colored Goldfish's divine soul was shattered on the spot. A Great Luo Golden Immortal perished completely.

"This goldfish can talk. Looks like its cultivation isn't shallow." Qin Xi lifted it by the tail and said, "I reckon it's at least at the Qi Refinement Stage, much stronger than the ordinary fish I usually eat."

"..."

Yu Xue remained silent.

The tyrant of the Heavenly Dao Dojo, a veteran Great Luo Golden Immortal expert, had actually been beaten to death by Valley Master's brother with two strikes. That was too miserable.

And what the hell was Qi Refinement Stage cultivation?!

Those two were not even remotely on the same level.

Or perhaps, before Valley Master's brother, a Great Luo Golden Immortal was no different from someone at the Qi Refinement Stage.

"Still, has my strength gotten stronger? I actually managed to beat a Qi Refinement Stage goldfish to death with two strikes."

"Uh..."

Yu Xue looked as though she wanted to speak but stopped herself.

The fish raised in this pond were basically all at least Human Immortals. Whenever the Jade Rabbit Clan got hungry, they would come catch a few to eat, but no one had ever dared provoke the Seven-Colored Goldfish.

"For Seven-Colored Goldfish like this, once you remove the head, every other part can be eaten."

"It has at least seven times the nutrition of ordinary fish. You can steam it, braise it in soy sauce, or stir-fry it."

"The greatest advantage of the Primordial World is that creatures full of Spiritual Qi run everywhere. Catch any one of them, and their meat will be delicious and tender."

"..."

Like a food blogger, Qin Xi gave an introduction.

It seemed he had not made no progress at all. From an ordinary living being too weak to even truss a chicken, he had become capable of beating a "Qi Refinement Stage" Seven-Colored Goldfish to death with two strikes. His strength had improved a little, after all.

Neeko: "Abba abba, I want to eat goldfish."

Unreliable God of Ninja World: "Abba abba, I want to eat goldfish."

Plain Reaper: "What are you two even thinking? This is a goldfish from the Primordial World. Even the weakest Human Immortal would make our bodies explode if we ate a bite of its meat. We need at least S-rank strength to barely eat one bite."

Istar Battle Spirit: "Can I have a sip of the soup?"

Kaguya's Young Lady: "I feel like I'm not even qualified to drink a sip of the soup."

Spirit of Time: "You could dilute it tens of thousands of times in advance. Maybe then you could drink a small sip without your body exploding and killing you."

Primordial Great Expert [Group Leader]: "It's only a little goldfish at the Qi Refinement Stage. Kaguya can eat it directly; it won't be a problem. It'll be very nourishing for your body."

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