Useless at Everything, Number One at Screwing People Over!

Neeko: "I see. Is this a child who got lost?"

Forever Seventeen-Year-Old Girl [Administrator]: "I thought it was the Group Leader's child. I'd even prepared a gift."

Kaguya's Young Lady: "Such a young child is being forced to work every day. That's simply too cruel. In our era, this would be illegal."

Nine-to-Five Admiral: "The Marines don't recruit child laborers either."

Unreliable God of Ninja World: "..."

A certain God of the Ninja World, who had only just been resurrected, silently typed out a string of ellipses.

Different worlds had different circumstances.

In a plane like Shinomiya Kaguya's, which was merely an ordinary modern urban world with sound laws, employing child laborers of this age was clearly illegal. Before long, uniformed uncles would come and take you to a little dark room.

Even in the crisis-ridden world of One Piece, the Marines were not insane enough to send children onto the battlefield.

Even if they showed potential, they would train at Marine bases until they were sixteen, only fighting after gaining a certain ability to protect themselves.

Of course, perhaps children in the Naruto World matured earlier.

Take Hatake Kakashi, for example. He graduated from the Ninja Academy at the age of six and stepped onto the battlefield!

Unreliable God of Ninja World: "When the situation is urgent, six-year-old children on our side have to go to war too."

Istar Battle Spirit: "S-Six?!"

Nine-to-Five Admiral: "At that age, wouldn't they basically be going there to die?"

Spirit of Time: "Cruel."

Leona: "Heretical."

Neeko: "Butcher."

Unreliable God of Ninja World: "??????"

In the span of a single sentence, Senju Hashirama instantly became the target of concentrated fire.

Most members of the Dimensional Chat Group belonged to the "lawful good" camp. Only a very small number had vile personalities and were extremely indifferent toward young lives.

At this, the once-renowned God of the Ninja World felt like crying, but no tears came.

I wasn't the one who set this rule. It's just a universally accepted rule in the Ninja World!

Unreliable God of Ninja World: "Stop, stop, stop! I wasn't the one who made this rule, so don't slander me!"

Witch Satella: "@Unreliable God of Ninja World, after being resurrected, did you return to your former hometown?"

Istar Battle Spirit: "Resurrected?"

Neeko: "He'd been dead for decades. After receiving the Group Leader's red packet, he was revived on the spot and returned to the real world."

Spirit of Time: "?"

Nine-to-Five Admiral: "?"

Leona: "?"

The newcomers who had just joined the group all sent question marks.

Allowing a dead soul to break free from the Underworld's restraints and return to the real world—and that was merely a small red packet. It felt as though they had missed out on a fortune.

At the very least, neither Tokisaki Kurumi nor Kizaru possessed a way to revive someone who had been dead for decades.

As for Leona the Radiant Dawn, she only knew of a place called the Shadow Isles, where the Soul-Lock Warden—Thresh—resided!

If someone's soul had been taken by him, shattering Thresh's lantern would save their life.

But if a living being had died naturally,

then even Leona the Radiant Dawn, who had inherited the power of the Celestials, could do nothing about it.

Unreliable God of Ninja World: "Mm, I disguised myself with the Transformation Technique and returned to Konoha Village, which I once founded. It's much more prosperous than before, and the population has grown considerably too. It seems that after the Fourth Hokage died, the Fifth Hokage didn't slack off either."

Primordial Great Expert [Group Leader]: "After the Fourth Hokage died, wasn't it the Third Hokage who inherited the position?"

Unreliable God of Ninja World: "Huh?"

Primordial Great Expert [Group Leader]: "Because Konoha repeatedly set up its geniuses, after the Fourth Hokage sealed Nine-Tails, it entered a period where new talent failed to emerge. Left with no other choice, the Third Hokage took control again."

Unreliable God of Ninja World: "Wait, sealing that Nine-Tails thing can get you killed?"

Senju Hashirama raised a question from the depths of his soul.

Among the Nine Tailed Beasts, even the strongest, Ahri, could at most be considered a pet before him and Uchiha Madara. They could casually pin her to the ground and beat her up; she posed no threat at all.

It was not merely a complete suppression in strength, but also the restraining effects of the Mangekyo Sharingan and Wood Release.

Wasn't the Fourth Hokage a little too weak? He actually died sealing that thing.

Istar Battle Spirit: "What is Nine-Tails?"

Primordial Great Expert [Group Leader]: "A collection of chakra. Its strength is probably around B-rank, though its destructive power in war should be at B-rank."

Forever Seventeen-Year-Old Girl [Administrator]: "I thought it was a member of the same race as my Ran."

Witch Satella: "Wait, they set up geniuses and caused a shortage of new talent?"

Primordial Great Expert [Group Leader]: "That's right. The Third Hokage and his little companion, Shimura Danzo, were useless at everything but screwing people over. Who knew how many geniuses from the village indirectly died at their hands?"

Plain Reaper: "Dirty power deals. Very normal."

Spirit of Time: "Indeed. I've seen quite a lot of such things too."

Unreliable God of Ninja World: "???"