Primordial Little Dragon Girl! Steamed or Deep-Fried?

Unreliable God of Ninja World: "The Group Leader's red packet was insanely powerful. I revived right on the spot."

Witch Satella: "Revived???"

Unreliable God of Ninja World: "Yeah, I'd been dead for decades, doing nothing every day in the Underworld. Then I received the Group Leader's red packet, and it sent me straight back to the Ninja World."

Kaguya's Young Lady: "I'm jealous. Merit really feels like the ultimate prize."

Forever Seventeen-Year-Old Girl [Administrator]: "Of course. As long as you have enough Merit and a wisp of Grandmist Violet Qi, you can become a Saint immediately."

Plain Reaper: "..."

While Qin Xi was chatting,

as if by some innate instinct, he sensed a living being approaching.

However, even without turning around, he knew perfectly well that the only ones able to move about within The Valley were the Jade Rabbit Clan, who had recently relocated to the Heavenly Dao Dojo to escape the calamity. Most of them were merely at the Nascent Soul or Divine Separation stage.

In this era, where Great Luo Golden Immortals roamed everywhere and Human Immortals were less valuable than dogs, they were not even qualified to serve as cannon fodder.

If this were the Earth Immortal Realm during Journey to the West, they might each have become Demon King-level figures within human dynasties.

"Yu Xue, what is it?"

"Valley Master Brother, I found an unconscious Little Dragon Girl at the edge of The Valley."

Yu Xue said this while holding up a little girl with dragon horns in one hand.

With fluffy white rabbit ears, long dark-green hair and eyes, cherry blossom-like arm guards and a chest wrap, and a petite, delicate figure, she was indeed a budding beauty by human standards. (Image)

As the only member of the Jade Rabbit Clan to complete her transformation, Yu Xue possessed the highest cultivation.

"Oh?"

Qin Xi shifted his gaze toward the unconscious Little Dragon Girl.

As one of the Three Clans that stood at the pinnacle of this era, Dragon Clan members were born with at least Human Immortal-level cultivation. The karmic consequences of tribulation also coiled around them, so it was no wonder she had been swept into warfare at such a young age.

Primordial Great Expert [Group Leader]: "Wait, my Jade Rabbit just caught a wild Little Dragon Girl. Going quiet for now."

Neeko: "Ababa, a Dragon Girl?"

Unreliable God of Ninja World: "Group Leader, don't lurk. I want to see the Dragon Girl too."

Forever Seventeen-Year-Old Girl [Administrator]: "Want to see her too +1."

Primordial Great Expert [Group Leader]: "Fine, fine. I'll start a livestream. Little Dragon Girls from the Primordial World aren't actually that scary."

Plain Reaper: "Indeed. A mere Little Dragon Girl poses no threat to the Group Leader. Even if the Primordial Ancestor Dragon stood before him, he could suppress it with a wave of his hand."

Neeko: "If only I had one hundred-millionth of the Group Leader's strength."

Witch Satella: "If only I had one hundred-millionth of the Group Leader's strength."

Unreliable God of Ninja World: "If only I had one hundred-millionth of the Group Leader's strength."

Kaguya's Young Lady: "Hold on! Hold on! Can we see the Little Dragon Girl? I've never seen the Dragon Clan in my life, and a Rabbit actually managed to catch a dragon?!"

Qin Xi did not refuse their unanimous request.

Other than when he had just been born, he had not encountered the Dragon Clan again for several epochs.

[Ding, "Primordial Great Expert" has started a livestream. All group members, please come watch.]

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"Valley Master Brother, should we dispose of her?"

Yu Xue asked quietly.

Ever since the Dragon-Han Initial Tribulation began, this valley had remained isolated from the world, living a carefree and peaceful life.

If other members of the Monster Clan wandered in by mistake, Qin Xi would usually give them some food before sending them away.

But if it was the Dragon Clan, things became troublesome.

"Yu Xue, as lovers of peace, how could we possibly be so cruel!"

"Uh... then I..."

"Quickly prepare a pot of oil and deep-fry this Little Dragon Girl. She happens to be unconscious, so she won't feel any pain at all." Qin Xi smiled. "I'm softhearted by nature. I can't stand hearing others scream."

"Mhm, mhm, okay."

"Remember to add more cumin and chili, but less scallion and garlic."

"No problem, leave it to me."

"Waaah!"

The horrifying topic Qin Xi and Yu Xue were discussing nearly scared the Little Dragon Girl, who had been pretending to be unconscious, into tears.

They wanted to deep-fry her the moment they met her, and were discussing how to eat her right in front of her. These two were terrifying—far scarier than the Kirin Clan and Phoenix Clan.

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"Don't eat me! Don't eat me! I'm still young, there isn't much meat on me."

"Since you're awake, stop pretending to sleep."

Without even raising his head, Qin Xi merely took small sips of fine wine from a white porcelain bottle.

Although there was not the slightest fluctuation of magical power around him, and he seemed even less threatening than an ordinary little demon at the Foundation Establishment stage, within the Heavenly Dao Dojo, even the Ancestor Dragon would be helpless—let alone a wild Little Dragon Girl.

"I only saw you pretending to sleep and decided to scare you a little."

"I'm not insane enough to eat a Little Dragon Girl."

"Yu Xue, put her down."

"..."

In this regard, Qin Xi still had his most basic principles.

At the very least, he could not possibly skin and slaughter a little girl with a human appearance. He could not bring himself to eat her; at most, he would kill her and throw her out to feed the dogs...