This Strange Wish

"Ohohoho!"

Forget it, this habit is already etched into my marrow; it cannot be changed, so I won't bother trying!

"Namekian, you are very impolite!"

That evil exterior and those bone-chilling eyes all served to highlight the wicked side of Frieza.

"Who are you, and how did you appear on Namek?"

Snap!

Nail was swatted unconscious onto the ground.

"A piece of trash with a combat power of a mere 42,000, yet you don't know who you're acting arrogant toward. Consider this a small lesson. Ohohoho!"

Hmm, I'm getting used to it; it actually sounds quite pleasant, and the best part is that the mockery effect is top-tier!

Tapping his feet on the ground, Frieza floated slowly toward the giant house not far away, which looked like a worm's body and was somewhat disgusting to behold.

"Emperor of the Universe, Frieza! I wonder what brings you to Namek?"

The Grand Elder recognized Frieza's identity at a single glance, though the timing differed from his prophecy.

Under normal circumstances, Frieza should not have arrived on Namek for another year and a half.

"Grand Elder of Namek, you are uglier than I am, and so fat to boot!"

Grand Elder: ???

A bead of cold sweat appeared on the Grand Elder's forehead. He had never imagined Frieza would say something like this—it insulted him while simultaneously belittling himself!

"Lord Frieza, please forgive Nail's rudeness, and please forgive my appearance for making you uncomfortable! Is there anything I can do for you?"

"Ohohoho, you certainly know how to talk. Then gather the Dragon Balls; that request isn't too difficult, is it?"

"Only after completing the Champion's trial—uh—your request is very simple. I will have someone bring the Dragon Balls over immediately!"

Under Frieza's sharp gaze, the Grand Elder decisively chose to submit. To hell with the damn trial; let it go to the devil.

"Nail! Nail?"

"You should send someone else to collect the Dragon Balls. That piece of trash was swatted unconscious by my tail; he won't be waking up for ten days or half a month!"

For once, Frieza didn't let out his signature laugh, as this result was, after all, caused by him.

"Cassis! Bring all the Dragon Balls to me. A distinguished guest needs to use the Dragon Balls!"

The Grand Elder lowered his head to look at Frieza, who was not even as tall as his own shins, and managed to force a smile that looked worse than crying.

"Lord Frieza, Cassis will be here with the Dragon Balls shortly. Please wait a moment!"

"Ohohoho, well done! You seem to be able to unlock potential, right?"

Although Frieza wasn't particularly thrilled about his smooth head being touched by the Grand Elder's rough hands!

For the sake of becoming stronger, Frieza decided to endure it!

"Lord Frieza, your strength is far too immense; I am no longer capable of helping you unlock your potential!"

The Grand Elder was telling the truth, and besides, how could he dare to touch Frieza's head?

That would be like an old man eating arsenic—tired of living!

Frieza was very displeased, extremely displeased. He had finally managed to set aside his pride and let this ugly creature touch his head, only for it to end like this!

"You had better pray that the Dragon Balls can grant my wish, otherwise the fate of you and this planet will be very miserable! Ohohoho!"

The laugh was becoming more and more natural; this, I can work with!

The Grand Elder gave a sheepish smile. He knew full well the limitations of Porunga—that he was not omnipotent—and he was truly worried that Frieza might make a wish that could not be fulfilled!

Sigh, why is Namek's fate so tumultuous?

Just as Frieza was growing impatient, six Namekians who looked almost identical to Nail arrived, each holding a basketball-sized Dragon Ball.

"Don't waste time, summon the Eternal Dragon immediately!"

As soon as Frieza finished speaking, the men who had just approached were about to flare up, but the Grand Elder immediately coughed and said:

"Listen to Lord Frieza and summon Porunga at once!"

The Grand Elder had birthed all the Namekians; no one dared to defy his words.

Thus, the seven of them placed the Dragon Balls on the ground, and one of them recited the incantation to summon the Eternal Dragon in the Namekian language.

After the man finished speaking, the Dragon Balls flashed three times, a beam of light shot into the sky, and the heavens turned pitch black.

A giant, evil dragon that, to Frieza's eyes, looked like a fusion of Western elements, appeared before them.

It looked quite intimidating, but Frieza knew this thing was all bark and no bite; he could blast it into dust with a single punch!

Seeing that Porunga had been summoned, the Grand Elder immediately said to Frieza, "Lord Frieza, you may state your wish."

"Ohohoho!"

"Very well. The first wish: make my height increase by 30 centimeters!"

Once Frieza finished stating his wish, the scene fell into dead silence!

"Hmm!?"

Frieza's gaze narrowed, sending a shiver down everyone's spine.

Cassis, having summoned the dragon, dared not delay and hurriedly repeated Frieza's wish in the Namekian language.

"This wish is quite simple. Very well, your wish has been granted. Please state your second wish!"

A burst of light enveloped Frieza, and when it faded, Frieza had been stretched from his original height of under 1.5 meters to a full 1.8 meters!

He could finally look down on people; the feeling was rather satisfying!

Glancing around, Frieza suddenly felt a murderous urge—it seemed every single person on Namek was taller than him!

"Second wish: grant me a gender, male!"

The entire scene fell into dead silence!

After several seconds, Cassis snapped out of his stupor, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and hurriedly relayed Frieza's request.

"I cannot grant this wish. The Frost Demon race is too powerful; their physiological characteristics cannot be altered!"

Frieza's face darkened. Although he had mentally prepared himself, he still found it impossible to accept the reality when it actually happened!

He unleashed his 120 million battle power without restraint; he truly wanted to punch this useless dragon into dust!

"Calm down, calm down, don't be impulsive, ho-ho~"

Suppressing his laughter, Frieza retracted his ki once more.

"Then grant me a human appearance!"

He was thoroughly disgusted by his own naked, exposed form!

"This wish cannot be granted either. Please choose another!"

He had guessed as much!

Frieza had only been testing the waters; he hadn't held any real expectations.

"Unlock my potential!"

Frieza's reasoning was that once his potential was unlocked, he could continue to train instead of being stuck at this battle power level for so long.

This time, Porunga did not disappoint him, as another burst of light enveloped him.

"Your potential has been unlocked. Please state your next wish!"

Frieza thought for a moment, but still refrained from wishing for immortality. It was certainly impossible to achieve; only Super Shenron could fulfill a wish of that magnitude.

"Create a body that is exactly like mine, completely under my command, and devoid of any consciousness!"

Everyone was left completely bewildered by this wish. Could this be what the universe refers to as a one-to-one, perfectly simulated life-sized doll?

"This wish is very simple. All three wishes have been granted. Goodbye!"

Porunga left in a hurry; he had never heard of or seen such bizarre wishes!

Of the three wishes, only one was something a normal person would ever do!

The point was, Frieza gave him such an infuriating feeling that he could barely hold back his urge to urinate!