A Way to Fuse Souls

"I swear by the Frost Demon Race that I will never tell anyone where that person is."

"Will that do?"

Frieza was helpless. Supreme Kai Shin had actually made him swear an oath like that.

Ridiculous!

Did he care about the lives of the Frost Demon Race?

Was Supreme Kai still asleep or something?

"All right, you can make your requests now. At most three, and I reserve the right to decide whether or not to help you!"

Tch. Frieza didn't take Supreme Kai Shin's words to heart at all.

He didn't agree?

Then he'd beat him until he did!

"I once fused with an unknown life-form. That's why my battle power has been increasing by leaps and bounds lately. But my soul is incompatible with it. Do you have a way to solve this problem, Lord Supreme Kai?"

Shin was taken aback. He'd thought Frieza would make some outrageous demand, and had been thinking about how to wriggle out of it.

But the request turned out to be this simple?

If Shin had known that Frieza's soul came from another world, would he still have thought that?

Unfortunately, there was no way to know.

"In your case, you must have fused with a new soul. It's perfectly normal for your body to reject it, but this problem is easy enough to solve."

"First, you can drive the soul that doesn't belong to you out of your body!"

"Second, you can use the Potara Earrings' power to forcibly fuse the two souls inside you and create a new one!"

Now it was Frieza's turn to be taken aback. He'd never imagined the Potara Earrings could do something like that.

"Then please lend me the Potara Earrings!"

For Supreme Kai Shin, this request posed no difficulty at all.

He reached out, and as his fingers spread, a pair of earrings appeared in his palm.

They were yellow, exactly like the ones Supreme Kai Shin was wearing.

"Mortals aren't normally qualified to wear the Potara Earrings, but since I've already agreed to help you, I'll make an exception!"

Frieza ignored Shin's rambling and quickly tried to put the earrings on.

But then disaster struck.

His ears were rectangular, sure, but they didn't stick out at all!

How the hell was he supposed to wear them?

After cursing his appearance yet again, Frieza was still at a loss.

"Is there any other way? You can see that my ears are a little unusual!"

Shin was speechless. How could something like this actually happen? Strange things happened every year, but this year was something else.

"It's fine. You don't have to hang them on your ears. They just need to be on two symmetrical points. For instance, you could hang them on symmetrical parts of your body!"

Huh?

Frieza was furious!

He was a perfectly decent man, and Shin was telling him to do something so damn outrageous!

This was intolerable!!

Then Frieza used Instant Transmission to reach his clone, going somewhere he thought nobody could see him.

"Damn it, let's do this!"

"Ooh—holy crap, that hurts!!"

Once he'd put on the first earring, Frieza was already sweating from the pain.

"Ooh... That feels kind of good?! Hmm?"

Before Frieza could wonder why it felt good, the world began spinning around him. A massive vortex appeared inside his head.

Two figures appeared in the vortex.

One was Frieza, naturally. The other was Hou Qin. With the vortex's help, their two souls began to fuse.

Before long, Frieza completely lost consciousness.

Using his abilities, Shin quickly found Frieza and witnessed everything he did.

Then he laughed!

He laughed so hard, like a child.

"Consider it a little punishment for trespassing in the Sacred World of the Kai and being rude to me. But I wasn't lying—the earrings really can fuse the souls inside you!"

"Kibito, let's go back and play Gomoku!"

Supreme Kai's life was simple and unassuming. Through the long years, Gomoku was how he passed the time.

Whenever Shin suggested a game, Kibito would immediately answer with an enthusiastic yes, then brew tea and set up the board.

This time, Kibito didn't respond!

"Uh... It seems Frieza knocked Kibito out... Never mind. I'll count ants!"

The ants Shin mentioned weren't the ones on the ground in the Sacred World of the Kai. That world wouldn't allow such creatures to exist.

The ants Shin meant were the people on a newly formed planet. He was counting how many new lives had appeared that day.

Supreme Kai went on with his leisurely, monotonous, yet not entirely unamusing daily life.

Frieza, meanwhile, was still lying unconscious beneath the surface of Ice Planet.

Fusing the souls was exceptionally difficult. The original soul belonged to Hou Qin, who wasn't even from the Dragon Ball World, so the process was far more challenging than expected.

Time flew by. It didn't stop just because Frieza was asleep.

Before long, a year had passed, and Frieza's fusion was nearly complete.

Meanwhile, quite a few jaw-dropping things had happened on Earth.

First of all, after one drunken night, Bulma had ended up in bed with Vegeta, who had trained her until she could barely stand!

This time, Yamcha had been cuckolded all the way down to his toes. A whole herd of alpacas was chewing away at the green grassland above his head.

But Yamcha couldn't do anything about it. He had only himself to blame for being such a flirt. After every training session, he never went to see Bulma—instead, he went looking for other girls to fool around with.

Lonely, empty, and cold!

Women needed care and companionship. Even though Vegeta was a training maniac who wanted to spend all twenty-four hours of the day in the Gravity Chamber...

No matter what, Vegeta had never once stepped out of Bulma's house, had he?

A devoted homebody like that was exactly what Bulma needed now!

Naturally, the two of them got together, and before long, Bulma began showing signs of pregnancy!

Now, aside from researching new projects, Bulma spent every day carefully looking after herself.

After all, she was carrying the wild result of her and Vegeta's passion!

Vegeta had changed a little, too. Perhaps because things weren't as tense as they had been in the original story, he even agreed to go traveling with Bulma!

Vegeta's change made Bulma fall completely in love with this man who had no idea how to be romantic.

And to take care of his pregnant wife, Vegeta had even volunteered to get a driver's license, just so he could take Bulma on a spontaneous road trip!

Life needed a sense of occasion!

Flying everywhere was getting old, too~~

Meanwhile, Chi-Chi was raising hell on Mount Paozu, her booming voice making the house shake three times over.

"Goku! You have to get your driver's license! Even Aunt Li's good-for-nothing husband next door can go on a road trip, so you have to do it too!!!"

Son Goku had no choice, while Piccolo was starting to regret his decision.

Why had he given Son Gohan's family so much money back then?

It wasn't like they had too much money and needed an excuse to go on a road trip!

Looking at the luxury flying car parked outside, Piccolo could only silently curse his fate.

And so, three muscular men showed up at the biggest driving school in West City.

One was Vegeta, with hair shooting straight up like flames.

One was Son Goku, with crab-shaped hair, a goofy expression, and muscles all over.

The last was Piccolo, whose whole body radiated evidence of being cuckolded—he was even greener than Yamcha!

What kind of spectacular scene would these three violent men create at the driving school?

Let's wait and see!