"I swear by the Frost Demon Race that I will never reveal that person's location to anyone."
"Is this sufficient?"
Frieza felt quite helpless; he never imagined Supreme Kai Shin would actually make him swear such an oath.
How laughable!
Did he really think he cared about the lives of his fellow Frost Demons?
Had the Supreme Kai not woken up yet?
"Very well, you may state your requests. Three at most, and I reserve the right to choose whether or not to assist you!"
Tch, Frieza didn't take Supreme Kai Shin's words to heart at all.
Refuse?
He would just beat him until he agreed!
"I once fused with an unknown lifeform, which is the reason my combat power has surged so rapidly during this period. However, my soul is incompatible with it. Do you, Lord Supreme Kai, have any way to resolve this issue?"
Shin was taken aback. He had expected Frieza to make some outrageous demand and was already mentally preparing how to renege on it.
As it turned out, the request was surprisingly modest.
If Shin knew that Frieza's soul did not belong to this world, would he still think the same?
Unfortunately, there were no "ifs."
"Your situation suggests that you have fused with a new soul, and it is perfectly normal for your body to experience rejection. However, this problem is quite easy to solve."
"The first method is to expel the soul that does not belong to you from your body!"
"The second method is to utilize the properties of the Potara Earrings to forcibly fuse the two souls within you, creating an entirely new soul!"
This time it was Frieza's turn to be stunned. He never expected the Potara Earrings to have such a function.
"Then please, lend me the Potara Earrings!"
This request posed no difficulty at all for Supreme Kai Shin.
He extended his hand, and as he opened his palm, a pair of earrings appeared.
They were yellow, identical to the ones Supreme Kai Shin was currently wearing.
"Mortals are not typically qualified to wear Potara Earrings, but since I have given you my word, I shall make an exception this once!"
Frieza ignored Shin's nonsense and quickly moved to put the earrings on his ears.
However, a tragedy occurred.
It was one thing that his ears were rectangular, but they didn't even have a single protrusion!
What the hell, how was he supposed to wear them?
After cursing his own appearance yet again, Frieza remained completely at a loss.
"Is there any other way? As you can see, my ears are rather unique!"
Shin was speechless. That such a thing could happen was truly bizarre; strange things happened every year, but this year was particularly odd.
"It doesn't matter. You don't have to hang them on your ears; any symmetrical parts will do. For instance, you could hang them on symmetrical parts of your body!"
Hmm?
Frieza was furious!
He was a man of upright values, and this guy was asking him to do something so ridiculous!!
This was intolerable!!
With that, Frieza used Instant Transmission to reach the location of his clone, a place he deemed hidden from everyone's sight.
"Damn it, let's do this!"
"Oh~ damn it~ it hurts!!"
The first one was attached, and Frieza broke into a cold sweat from the pain.
"Oh~~ that feels... good?! Hmm?"
Before Frieza could ponder why it felt good, he felt the world spinning, and a massive vortex appeared inside his head.
Two figures emerged within the vortex.
One was naturally Frieza's image, while the other was that of Hou Qin. With the aid of the vortex, the two souls began to merge.
Soon, Frieza completely lost consciousness.
Using his abilities, Shin quickly located Frieza and witnessed the entire process of what he had done.
Then, he laughed!
He laughed happily, just like a child.
"Consider this a small punishment for trespassing in the Sacred World of the Kai and being disrespectful to me. However, I didn't lie to you; these earrings really can fuse the souls within you!"
"Kibito, let's go back and play Gomoku!"
The life of the Supreme Kai was truly unadorned and simple; throughout the long, flowing years, he relied on Gomoku to pass the time.
Every time Shin suggested a game of Gomoku, Kibito would immediately shout his agreement, rushing to brew tea and prepare the board.
This time, however, Kibito's voice did not ring out!
"Uh... it seems Kibito was knocked unconscious by Frieza... oh well, I'll just count ants instead!"
The "ants" Shin referred to were not the insects on the ground of the Sacred World of the Kai, as such species were not permitted to exist in this realm.
The ants Shin spoke of were actually a planet where humans had just begun to emerge, and he was counting how many new lives had appeared there today.
The Supreme Kai continued his leisurely, monotonous, yet strangely amusing daily life.
Meanwhile, Frieza remained lying dormant deep beneath the surface of the Ice Planet.
The fusion of souls was exceptionally difficult, as the original soul belonged to Hou Qin, who was not a native of the Dragon Ball World, making the integration process far more arduous than anticipated.
Time flowed like a shuttle, refusing to halt its progress just because Frieza was in a deep slumber.
Soon, a year had passed, and Frieza's fusion was nearing completion.
At this time, quite a few jaw-dropping events were unfolding on Earth.
First, after a night of heavy drinking, Bulma had actually ended up in bed with Vegeta, who had been training himself to the point of exhaustion!
This time, Yamcha had been thoroughly cuckolded down to his very toes; atop his head, countless alpacas were truly grazing upon a lush green pasture.
Yet, Yamcha had no way to deal with this, for who told him to be such a playboy? Every time he finished training, he wouldn't go find Bulma, but instead went off to play with other young ladies.
Loneliness, emptiness, and cold!
Women require care and companionship, even if Vegeta was a training fanatic who wished he could spend twenty-four hours a day in the gravity chamber.
But, regardless of that, Vegeta had never stepped a single foot outside of Bulma's home, had he?
Such a homebody of a man was exactly what Bulma needed right now!
Quite naturally, the two of them got together, and before long, Bulma began to show signs of pregnancy!
Now, aside from researching new projects, Bulma spent every day meticulously caring for her body.
Inside her belly was the fruit of her and Vegeta's wild indiscretion!
Vegeta had actually changed somewhat; perhaps because he wasn't as tense as he was in the original timeline, he even agreed to go on trips with Bulma!
Vegeta's change made Bulma fall completely in love with this unromantic man.
Moreover, to take care of his pregnant wife, Vegeta even took the initiative to suggest getting a driver's license, all so he could take Bulma on a spontaneous road trip!
Life requires a sense of ritual!
Always flying everywhere had become tiresome, after all.
At the same time, Chi-Chi was throwing a tantrum at Mount Paozu, her thunderous voice making the house shake three times over.
"Goku! You must go get a driver's license! Even that unreliable man from Aunt Li's house next door can drive on road trips, so you must do it too!!!"
Son Goku had no choice, while Piccolo felt a tinge of regret.
Why, back then, did he give the Gohan family so much money?
It was as if they had too much money to burn and were now looking to go on some road trip!
Looking at the luxury flying car parked outside the door, Piccolo could only stare speechlessly at the heavens.
Thus, inside the largest driving school in West City, three tough guys appeared.
One was Vegeta, with hair standing up toward the sky in a flame-like shape.
One was Son Goku, with crab-like hair, a dazed expression, and a body full of muscles.
And the last was Piccolo, radiating the evidence of being cuckolded, looking even greener than Yamcha!
What kind of spectacular scenes would these three violent men stage within the driving school?
Let us wait and see!
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