The appearance of a rabbit on a city street was strange enough. A rabbit that had grown to two meters tall and walked on two legs was stranger still. Most crucially, it had neither fur nor fat; at a glance, it was nothing but muscle.
Zhao Cheng did not quite believe that this rabbit had mutated into such a state because of nuclear radiation.
On the street, man and rabbit exchanged a glance. At once, the rabbit's already red eyes turned even redder.
"Excellent! Faced with the rabbit's loving hug, our contestant number seven has chosen to unleash the New Year Sword Technique! This sword art, nicknamed the Downward Chop, is in truth a secret swordsmanship supreme art. There are only two kinds of people who use it: swordsmanship masters and swordsmanship noobs. Masters chop at realms; noobs chop at sentiment."
"Faced with contestant number seven's courageous chop, the rabbit has chosen to activate the Rabbit Head Golden Body! This is an unprecedented divine art created by the Milk Rabbit King Buddha. Among all rabbits beneath the heavens, fewer than one in ten million have mastered this technique. Without great perseverance and great wisdom, no rabbit can cultivate it. Once mastered, the bones throughout the body become like mystic steel, while the skull directly transforms into RT301 alloy—unbreakable save by a meta-gold drill bit!"
"No sooner said than done—the Holy Sword collided with the Golden Body, and a thunderous blast instantly rang through the air, accompanied by the hum of metal. Such violent, high-frequency metallic vibrations happened to inflict enormous interference upon the rabbit's Super-Spacetime Cochlea."
"I'm beginning to suspect that all of this is the production crew's script. Contestant number seven just happened to draw a crowbar, and the crowbar just happened to counter the rabbit's sensory system.