Peanuts and Sweet Potatoes

For Xiao Wu, who had lived for ten thousand years in the cold, sacred, and lifeless God Realm, these mundane stories of Shrek Academy from ten millennia later were far from boring. In fact, they were a hundred times more interesting than Tang San's grand schemes of embezzling mental energy and plotting against the God of Destruction!

She listened, utterly mesmerized, a strange luster shimmering in her reddened eyes. Her hand, clutching the hem of Huo Yuhao's robe, tightened involuntarily, and she even shifted closer into his embrace without a trace of hesitation.

"Grilled fish... it must be delicious. Back on the Douluo Continent, when I first entered the human world, I ate many wonderful things too. It's a pity, though—Third Brother couldn't cook a thing; he only knew how to make his hidden weapons."

Xiao Wu sighed softly.

"Haha, those are just minor tricks of mine. My father-in-law's methods, those are the true grand paths. Let me continue; later on, I expanded my business. I didn't just make grilled fish; I made grilled goose legs, specifically to sell in the Inner Court. Actually, I never used goose legs for a single day; they were all expired, spoiled duck legs that I bought from ice-type soul masters who had frozen them."

"Those duck legs had been spoiled for so long that they were turning green inside. When those idiots asked me what was going on, I told them it was marinated in vegetable juice and was absolutely natural and healthy. Not only did they believe me, but they bought them even more frequently, haha..."

Hearing this, Xiao Wu couldn't help but giggle, the melancholy in her eyes seemingly swept away.

"What else? What else? Yuhao, keep going!"

"There's more, of course there is! Let me tell you, there was a