Men Are Worse Than Bugs

"Unlucky?"

Qin Yu listlessly lifted an eyelid, rubbing the back of his head as he said, "My friend wants to play pirate for a bit, join a fight, and rack up some experience. Could you do us a favor?"

His words were not loud, yet they carried a completely unserious air.

Saitama's dead-fish eyes and ridiculous outfit made it seem as though they were just fooling around.

Especially when those words fell into the ears of Black Iron and the other two pirate captains, their faces instantly darkened to the extreme.

Even the muscles in their cheeks twitched.

However, when they saw Kozuki Hiyori step out from behind Qin Yu, their eyes immediately lit up.

No!

Rather, many more people gasped sharply and swallowed hard.

After all, in their eyes, this woman was no less stunning than the legendary Pirate Empress.

Her light-blue hair was tied into a ponytail.

Her fitted kimono battle attire, paired with the katana in her hand, added a touch of heroic spirit to her fair beauty.

"Th-this bald guy, the woman behind him is even prettier than that female Marine."

"If I could have her, I'd gladly give up ten years of my life."

"Tch, only ten years? I'd give up twenty..."

The scene instantly erupted into an uproar.

Even the Marine soldiers could not help blinking.

In their eyes, such a stunning beauty paired with a bald man—

It was truly a flower stuck in a pile of cow dung.

"Shut up!" Black Iron barked, greed flashing across his face. "Baldy, I was originally going to let you explain yourself before allowing you to leave."

"Who would have thought that you'd deliver such a top-notch woman to us brothers? If you want to blame someone, blame your terrible luck for being so unlucky."

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