"..."
Lan Yu immediately yelped.
Ding Yumian had grabbed his ear and given it a hard twist.
Mu Nujiao instantly sobered up. She shot to her feet and stormed off, fuming.
Stinking man! What a stinking man!
I knew the guy was a lecher. Why did I have to get my hopes up even a little?
Thump, thump, thump—
Mu Nujiao stomped down the stairs, as if they were Lan Yu and she was taking out her anger on them.
"Don't be like that, Jiaojiao. I'm serious! Even if I had a few more to look after, it'd be a piece of cake."
"You still dare to say that?!"
Ding Yumian kept one hand firmly on Lan Yu's ear while pinching the soft flesh at his waist with the other.
It didn't hurt Lan Yu in the slightest, but it was a nice way for a young couple to add some spice and bring them closer.
"Go to hell, Lan Yu!" Mu Nujiao ran back down in a fit of rage, grabbed a cushion from the sofa, and hurled it at him with all her might.
Ding Yumian had no choice but to let go. She grabbed a cushion too and joined the battle.
Lan Yu curled up on the sofa, covering his head as the cushions rained down on him. When they finally stopped hitting him, he started up again. "I'm not the kind of guy who seduces someone and then abandons them. I just want to give you both a home..."
"Shut up!!!"
Ding Yumian and Mu Nujiao blew their bangs out of their faces and glared daggers at him.
They seemed pretty furious.
"Hmph!"
The two women snorted, then, as if compelled by some unseen force, exchanged a glance. Both looked a little awkward, as though hiding