Stars filled the sky, moonlight and starlight illuminating the darkness as they streamed through thin curtains into a spacious room.
At a glance, the room was clearly a girl's bedroom—cosmetics everywhere, feminine pink walls, and a soft pink bed.
Hmm??
A man suddenly kicked open the bedroom door. The sight before him made him tremble with rage.
"Ye Tianyi, you fucking deserve to die!"
The man roared, pointing at the two people on the bed.
"Uh—"
At that moment, a man sprawled across the bed like a dead pig suddenly opened his eyes. He then sat up, scratched his head, and stared blankly and bewilderedly at the furious man in the doorway.
Who was I?
Where was I?
What the fuck was I doing?
The classic triple question sprang into Ye Tianyi's mind.
Whoosh—
A girl beside him suddenly sat upright, staring at him in panic.
"You... you two!"
The man pointed at them furiously, tears nearly spilling from his eyes.
Ye Tianyi then looked around in bewilderment.
One second ago, on Earth, he and his childhood sweetheart Feng Ya had been driven to Burial Heart Cliff by more than a dozen Family Experts from ancient clans. With nowhere left to run, they had jumped from Burial Heart Cliff. It should have been certain death—so why had he appeared here?
Could it be... he had transmigrated?
Holy shit?
Oh... awesome!
Ye Tianyi's face immediately lit up with delight!
Then he came back to his senses and looked at the scene before him. A flood of memories surged into his mind, and then he... was completely dumbfounded.
This was not Earth, but a place called Azure Star. The original owner of this body was also named Ye Tianyi, and he was a... genuine, bona fide scumbag!
On Azure Star, anyone capable of cultivation was called a martial artist. Ye Tianyi was a trash talent with abysmal aptitude, but fortunately, his family was rich and powerful. Ye Tianyi was the legendary Profligate Scion, proficient in eating, drinking, whoring, and gambling. He had no strength, but he was handsome, so whenever someone provoked him, he had only one way to take revenge: hand out green hats!
The original owner of this body lived by one creed: I may not be able to beat you, but don't you fucking provoke me. Otherwise, I'll definitely make you wear a green hat.
And wasn't this very situation exactly that?
"Fucking impressive!"
Wasn't living life all about getting results? He had achieved one, at least.
It was just that he seemed to have suddenly dropped dead, which was why Earth's Ye Tianyi could transmigrate into his body.
But...
What the fuck was I supposed to do now?
Ye Tianyi roared inwardly.
"Ye Tianyi, I'm going to kill you!"
Lin Yang's eyes were bloodshot, flames burning around his body.
"Wait!"
Ye Tianyi raised a hand, then calmly got off the bed and put on his clothes from the floor.
"I bet you don't dare kill me."
Ye Tianyi finished dressing and looked at him as he spoke.
"I don't dare kill you? Ye Tianyi, you've gone too far! If I don't kill you, I swear I'm not a man!"
He was furious, yet he truly did not dare kill him. Plenty of people wanted Ye Tianyi dead, but no one dared to do it. Ye Tianyi might be trash, but his older sister...
But crippling him should be fine, right?
"Let me tell you a secret. Not only will you not kill me, you might even thank me. Do you believe that?"
Lin Yang: ???
Ye Tianyi then walked past him. As he passed by, Ye Tianyi said softly, "I'll tell you this secret as payment for you not making a move to kill me."
Then Ye Tianyi gently leaned close to Lin Yang's ear, the furious man trembling all over, and whispered:
"I've seen your girlfriend before. Sovereign Emperor Bathing Club, employee number 039."
Whoosh—
The next instant, Ye Tianyi bolted out the door.
"Ah! Ye Tianyi! You bastard!"
Lin Yang roared furiously.
"What the fuck kind of situation is this?"
Ye Tianyi walked through the nighttime streets of Heavenly Water Holy City, the bleak autumn wind making him feel a little cold.
This body was truly frail. He had been physically weak since birth, and on top of barely cultivating at all, he had indulged in excessive eating and drinking, heavy alcohol use, and overindulgence in lust. That only made him weaker.
As he walked, Ye Tianyi relied on the original owner's memories to familiarize himself with this world.
Azure Star, Azure Continent—there were several hundred empires in total. Most empires did not get along with one another, and wars broke out frequently. The Heavenly Water Empire was a small-to-medium empire, and its situation was far from good!
This place possessed the same technology as Earth—phones, computers, Sports Cars, skyscrapers, and so on. The difference was that this was a world where strength reigned supreme. As long as one had even a little talent, one could cultivate. As for how far one could go, that was impossible to say.
Outside every city, countless powerful Demon Beasts threatened human lives.
"Feng Ya and I fell from Burial Heart Cliff together. If I could be reborn, did that mean Feng Ya had also come to this world?"
Ye Tianyi suddenly thought of that possibility.
He knew every move and stance of combat, and he was not weak at all. On Earth, he had practiced martial arts, so Ye Tianyi could accept this world's cultivation system.
As he walked, Ye Tianyi followed his memories to his residence, a rather luxurious Residential District.
Click—
Ye Tianyi opened the door and walked inside.
The room was very dark.
"Back?"
A girl's voice drifted over. It carried little emotion and was somewhat cold, yet it also held the faintest trace of concern for Ye Tianyi.
Wasn't living life all about getting results? (Funny)
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