Ye Tianyi looked curiously at the Little Girl.
"Unless what?"
Ye Tianyi asked.
Duanmu Xiao Xiao opened her arms toward Ye Tianyi.
"Tianyi Gege, Xiao Xiao wants a hug."
Ye Tianyi smiled helplessly, then picked her up.
The moment he lifted her, Duanmu Xiao Xiao planted a loud kiss on Ye Tianyi's lips.
"Uh—"
Honestly, kissing a little loli of seven or eight didn't make him feel guilty. It was like a dad kissing his daughter—completely normal. But Ye Tianyi had no relationship with her at all; at most, she was a little sister he had just met. So when the girl kissed him like that, he still felt a little as though he had wronged her. This... wasn't quite appropriate, was it?
Duanmu Xiao Xiao blinked her Big Eyes at Ye Tianyi and said, "Xiao Xiao has already kissed Tianyi Gege, so Xiao Xiao can give Tianyi Gege little babies now. Tianyi Gege can't lie to Xiao Xiao anymore."
Ye Tianyi: "..."
Pfft—
Mu Ling'er couldn't help laughing.
"Ling'er Older Sister, what are you laughing at?"
Mu Ling'er said, "Kissing won't make babies."
"But... but Little Aunt said that kissing boys makes babies."
Mu Ling'er put on an expression like she knew all about it and said, "A girl has to Sleepy Sleep with a boy at night before she can have babies."
"Mmm... then Xiao Xiao wants to Sleepy Sleep with Tianyi Gege."
Ye Tianyi's head instantly felt twice as big.
"Good girl, good girl. Whatever you do, don't tell people that you've slept with me."
Ye Tianyi told Duanmu Xiao Xiao.
Otherwise, people might take him for a Pervert.
"Mhm, mhm. Tianyi Gege, when Xiao Xiao grows up, can Xiao Xiao be your Girlfriend?"
"Sure, sure, sure."
Ye Tianyi smiled helplessly and Nodded.
"Hehe... oh, right."
"Hm?"