Your Sister's Bestie, Here (Asking for Recommendation Tickets)

Ye Tianyi was completely stunned.

This was way too badass, wasn't it? One blast wasn't enough—it had to go off in a crackling chain reaction...

Everyone around them was utterly dumbfounded. What had happened? Why had this happened? Had Ye Tianyi done it?

Everyone thought Ye Tianyi had done it, because before this, he had said something like, "Play with fire again and it'll blow up." And sure enough, it really had blown up. But how had he done it?

"Ding... You successfully showed off before everyone. Swagger Value +300,000. Current progress: 50%."

"When did you stuff a string of Firecrackers into his crotch?" the girl asked.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't go slandering me like that. Did you see me have any physical contact with him?" Ye Tianyi pointed upward. "There are cameras up there, okay? The cameras can prove my innocence. As for why it was crackling and popping down there, I'm confused too." After saying that, Ye Tianyi shrugged helplessly.

Huo Shui watched with great interest.

A coincidence?

No, absolutely not. Then what exactly was going on? Did he really have a string of Firecrackers in his crotch? But no Firecrackers had been seen exploding out...

"Ah..."

Chen Chaoyun lay on the ground and let out a rather soul-stirring sound. Then he opened his eyes and staggered to his feet. Why... why couldn't he feel anything anymore... No!!!

"Ye Tianyi!!"

He glared viciously at Ye Tianyi, pointed at him, and roared, "Today's humiliation is irreconcilable! Just you wait! You seriously injured a fellow student, so don't even think about staying at Heavenly Water Academy! Let your sister keep kneeling!"

"Tut—"

Scratching his head, Ye Tianyi clicked his tongue and swaggered toward Chen Chaoyun with a Dilly-Dallying air.

Chen Chaoyun's legs were trembling just standing there, much less attacking Ye Tianyi.

"Listen, bro, your train of thought is jumping around a little. From the time we met until now, did I touch you even once? Did I hit you even once? I even warned you not to play with fire today—it's dangerous. But you insisted on ignoring me and attacking me. Seriously injured a fellow student? I didn't even touch you. I'm just trash, too. Tell me, how could a piece of trash like me, who never even touched you, seriously injure you? The cameras are all here. I don't think the academy can punish me, right?"

Ye Tianyi curled his lips after saying that.

Everyone found Ye Tianyi's words somewhat reasonable, but why did they still feel that Chen Chaoyun's crotch exploding had been Ye Tianyi's doing?

How strange.

"You!!"

Chen Chaoyun pointed at Ye Tianyi, too furious to speak. But his top priority now was getting to the hospital and having himself checked out. The rest could wait!

"Mountain Water Meets. We'll see about that!"

Chen Chaoyun staggered away in a sorry state.

"Ah, Mountain Water Meets, but little brother leaves no trace."

Ye Tianyi shook his head behind him and sighed regretfully.

Thud—

Chen Chaoyun stumbled and nearly fell over!

Fuck your mother!

Everyone: "..."

"Ding... You successfully showed off before everyone. Swagger Value +10,000. Current progress: 51%."

"Tianyi Gege, can we be together now?"

At that moment, the girl Chen Chaoyun had brought sidled up to Ye Tianyi with an Infatuated expression.

"No."

Ye Tianyi shook his head.

"Because I already have someone I like."

Ye Tianyi put on an extremely serious expression.

Everyone was secretly alarmed. Who had this scumbag Ye Tianyi set his sights on this time? How miserable.

"It's okay. Just tell me who you like. I can make myself look like her and become the woman you love most."

Ye Tianyi: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Sometimes, being handsome was a kind of trouble too.

"That might be a little difficult, because she's too beautiful."

As Ye Tianyi spoke, he slowly turned around and looked toward Huo Shui, who was leaning against something not far away.

Through the system, he could see that her score was... 93 points! She really was beautiful.

When Huo Shui saw Ye Tianyi suddenly looking at her, her heart skipped.

She feared neither Heaven nor earth, much less some man. Who knew how many self-important men had suffered before her? Yet when this Ye Tianyi, who looked powerless enough not to kill a chicken, turned his gaze on her, Huo Shui felt faintly flustered instead.

Wake up. What is he, anyway? How could I possibly be nervous?

Ye Tianyi slowly walked toward Huo Shui, and everyone's eyes moved along with him.

Huo Shui was already prepared to strike back. He was going to say he liked her? Heh, did he deserve it?

Ye Tianyi stopped before Huo Shui, then slowly raised a hand and lightly brushed it over her tender cheek. Any other woman would have lost it by now, but she was Huo Shui. She wanted to see what Ye Tianyi was trying to do.

Hiss—

Seeing this scene, the men could not help drawing sharp breaths. He actually dared touch Huo Shui? He was tired of living.

Ye Tianyi gently tucked the loose strands by her ear behind it, then asked softly, "Hey, flat-chested girl, what was the name of the prettiest girl in our academy again? We haven't been together long, so I forgot her name. But I like her quite a lot, and she likes me too."

Huo Shui: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Flat-chested girl?

Well... they weren't that big, but saying it out loud was seriously courting death, wasn't it?

And wasn't he flirting with her?

The Number One Beauty? Bai Hanxue?

It was normal for him to like her, but she liked him?

Pfft—

Those whose ancestors had made keys all wanted to come out and say one thing... Did you deserve her?

Huo Shui kept reminding herself, Endure it! You must endure it! Only I have ever been free to trample others at will. No one can possibly crush me! If I lose my temper, then I lose!

"I thought you were going to say that you liked me."

Huo Shui took Ye Tianyi's hand away, raised the corner of her lips, and looked at him with a calm expression as she spoke lightly.

"How could that be? It's not like I'm fucking blind. A cheap girl who can be had for Eight Hundred Yuan is worth this young master liking?"

Ye Tianyi looked utterly shocked.

Everyone: "..."

"Ding... You successfully showed off before everyone. Swagger Value +100,000. Current progress: 61%."

He was crazy. Completely crazy!

Huo Shui drew a deep breath!

She wanted to kill someone... She had to endure it.

Still, Huo Shui truly was beautiful. Ever since Ye Tianyi had come to this world, apart from Feng Ya and the Body Owner's sister, Ye Xian'er, she was the most beautiful woman he had seen.

Hearing Ye Tianyi's words, several people secretly gave him a thumbs-up.

When this scumbag ran into the Witch Huo Shui, as long as he survived a few more days, there would probably be a good show to watch.

Huo Shui had truly never been humiliated like this in her life. Since he wanted to challenge her, he had better not regret it!

Then she did her best to restrain herself and maintain a calm appearance as she looked in one direction.

"There. The prettiest girl in this academy is over there—your sister's Bestie."

Huo Shui looked in that direction and pursed her lips.

He wore a Dragon Robe, he was rich enough to rival a nation, he held power over one region, he looked down upon all living beings, he spent money like dirt, he was learned and talented, wise and brave, Handsome and Unrestrained, surrounded by wives and concubines, tall and mighty, a Rake, the center of all attention. He killed all who betrayed him and cut down all injustice in the world. He was me. Now, he... had awakened. He was about to start laying bricks, and he was asking all you handsome brothers and lovely sisters for Recommendation Tickets. Muah muah muah muah muah—