A New System Every Day
Chapter 8

Can You Give Me a Kiss? (Recommendation Tickets Wanted)

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The scene that had just unfolded left everyone dumbfounded, their faces full of disbelief.

"What's going on? What the hell is going on? Bai Hanxue likes Ye Tianyi?"

"No!! Impossible! Absolutely impossible! I'm dreaming, I must be dreaming."

"What the hell is happening? Have I gone crazy?"

"..."

Those who had heard it all widened their eyes and muttered to themselves.

Huo Shui suddenly staggered.

This...

Was she about to get screwed?

No, no, no, there had to be a reason. This was even more fantastical than Ye Tianyi liking women.

Meanwhile, Lin Changtian could not hear what they had said, but he vaguely sensed that the crowd's reactions were off.

And the one who felt that something was most wrong right now was Bai Hanxue herself.

She had clearly meant to say she did not like him, so why had it come out as liking him?

"Then... since you like me too, can you give me a kiss?"

Ye Tianyi revealed an "innocent and pure" smile.

"Okay..."

Everyone: ???

Bai Hanxue: "..."

What was going on! What the hell was going on?

In that instant, Bai Hanxue wondered if she was dreaming. Had she not woken up yet? She had clearly meant to say no! What on earth was wrong with today?

Ye Tianyi sighed inwardly at how powerful the system was. Wasn't this too fierce? Since he was already a scumbag anyway, he no longer thought about clearing his name or anything. Since this unscrupulous system had triggered this unscrupulous task, he might as well do it.

"Then I'm kissing you."

Ye Tianyi grinned, then slowly leaned in.

"Fine."

Bai Hanxue said.

Then she was stunned again. She had clearly meant to say no! What was happening?!

A dream! She had to be dreaming!

Everyone: ???

The most terrifying part was that she wanted to retreat. She even wanted to slap Ye Tianyi away, but her body completely refused to obey her. Worse still, after that thought appeared, her body instead leaned forward, her stunning face slowly moving toward Ye Tianyi!

That was the terrifying part of the Contrary Card. What made it frightening was not merely saying the opposite of what one meant—one's actions were completely opposite to one's thoughts as well. You wanted to leave, you wanted to hide, yet you ended up moving closer instead...

Everyone watched helplessly as Ye Tianyi's lips touched Bai Hanxue's cheek.

At that instant, Bai Hanxue's mind went completely blank...

Soft, fragrant, smooth, tender...

Ah, this was bliss to death...

But Ye Tianyi knew he could not go too far. A task was a task, and being a scumbag was being a scumbag, but that had been in the past. Now, no matter what, he was still a decent citizen at heart.

Boom—

As everyone watched that scene, their worlds collapsed...

"Goddess... sob, sob, sob, Goddess! Ahhh! What is going on?!"

"Why?! What kind of magic does Ye Tianyi have? That's Bai Hanxue! Why would the goddess let him kiss her willingly? Mom, your son has disgraced you. He, he kissed the goddess, while I... I've only kissed my buddies, sob, sob, sob..."

"Madness! This world has truly gone mad!"

"..."

Huo Shui staggered again, nearly unable to stand steadily, her beautiful eyes wide open.

She had not woken up either... She was dreaming too...

Crack—

In the distance, although Lin Changtian did not know what everyone was saying, he saw that scene. The phone in his hand was instantly crushed into powder, and his eyes turned blood-red!

"Ye Tianyi, you will die a miserable death!"

A low roar emerged from his throat as he strode over in fury.

After kissing her, Ye Tianyi smiled at Bai Hanxue.

"Then can you give me a kiss?"

Ye Tianyi asked with a smile.

Bai Hanxue stopped talking. She did not dare say anything.

Yet even without saying a word, after Ye Tianyi asked, her stunning face moved toward him, and she lightly pecked his cheek.

Everyone: ???

Crack—

The sounds of countless hearts shattering were especially clear.

What else was there to explain now?

Bai Hanxue had taken the initiative to kiss Ye Tianyi... How else could that be explained?

Bai Hanxue: ???

Lin Changtian, who had just walked over and was preparing to grab Ye Tianyi, suddenly froze upon seeing that scene. He trembled with rage, his eyes filled with disbelief.

If Bai Hanxue liked another man, perhaps he could understand it. But this was Ye Tianyi! He did not believe Bai Hanxue did not know who Ye Tianyi was! Why? Why exactly?

"Han Xue, you... you and Ye Tianyi..."

Lin Changtian stared at Bai Hanxue in disbelief.

Bai Hanxue did not answer...

"Ding... You have successfully completed the task [Contrary CardBai Hanxue]. The Task Reward has been issued."

At once, Ye Tianyi felt a Cultivation Method forcibly crammed into his mind...

"Ding... You have successfully shown everyone up, making a total of 37 Male Compatriots weep and causing 55 Male Compatriots' minds to explode. You have exceeded the requirements for the Heavenly Showoff System's Ultimate Task [I am a Showoff]. Additional reward: 5,000,000 Swagger Value. The Task Reward will be doubled and issued one hour later. The Heavenly Showoff System is shutting down. The next random system will activate at midnight."

Ye Tianyi: "..."

Awesome!

This was so damn awesome!

A Cheating Life could indeed be summed up in one word: awesome!

Trash, was he? Scumbag, was he? Beast, was he?

When this young master rose to power, he hoped they would not have their jaws drop.

But... it was time to run.

Ye Tianyi then said, "Well, I'll be going first. You should leave too."

After saying that, Ye Tianyi was about to make his escape.

At that moment, Bai Hanxue suddenly reached out and grabbed Ye Tianyi's hand.

"Don't... I want to leave with you."

Ye Tianyi: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Lin Changtian: "..."

Bai Hanxue: "..."

She was truly going insane! She had wanted to angrily tell him not to leave! How had it become...

She had seen far too many bizarre things in her life, and far too many bizarre things had happened to her. She could accept all of them, but this time...

Ye Tianyi had definitely used some demonic spell on her! Definitely!

She truly hated this scumbag to the bone!

She did not care about her reputation or other people's gossip. Those who were clear were clear; she did not need others to judge her. She would not care about what happened today, but as for Ye Tianyi... this time, she would definitely flay him alive, even if he was Ye Xian'er's younger brother!

But... why had she reached out again and begged him not to leave? Let go, let go!

Ye Tianyi touched the tip of his nose with his other hand... Then he slowly reached out and caressed her cheek. Everyone who saw it ground their teeth in fury.

"Promise me that both your Upper Half of Life and Lower Half of Body belong to me, okay?"

Ye Tianyi said tenderly.

Bai Hanxue: "..."

Everyone: "..."

She said nothing, but her body nodded beyond her control.

Some people could not stop their tears from flowing...

The next moment, Ye Tianyi's whole demeanor suddenly changed. Then he laughed and said, "Hahaha, didn't you all say I was a scumbag? Fine, I'll show you what a scumbag looks like. Let's break up."

After saying that, Ye Tianyi spread his legs and ran toward the academy gates.

This young master was in a hurry to go back and see just how awesome that Earth Rank Martial Skill was.

Everyone: "..."

"Holy shit? The goddess I can't even touch, and you're breaking up with her?"

"I'm going to beat you to death! Fuck your mother!"

"Everyone, chase him! Beat this Ye Scumbag to death!"

"..."

"Huo Shui, come with us. Let's teach this bastard a lesson together!"

Someone stopped beside Huo Shui. After all, Huo Shui was an expert at the academy and feared neither Heaven nor earth. They might not dare do much on their own, but with her around, they could definitely teach Ye Tianyi a proper lesson.

"I want some peace and quiet..."

Huo Shui said weakly.

Defeated, utterly defeated!

She had never imagined that one day she would lose to such a piece of trash, such a scumbag! What she had not expected even more was that Bai Hanxue would lose to him too. What exactly was going on?

Bai Hanxue did not want to move, yet her body involuntarily chased after Ye Tianyi.

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