Konohamaru, who knew little of the affairs between men and women, had his eyes wide and shining.
It was as if he had discovered a new world.
He said excitedly, "Big Brother, I want to learn this!"
Naruto nodded, thinking the boy was teachable.
"It's quite difficult to master, you know. Do you have the confidence and the perseverance to keep going?"
"Reporting, Big Brother, I do!"
"Speak up, I can't hear you."
"Reporting! Big Brother! I do!"
"Louder! Did you not eat today?"
"I DO!!!"
Konohamaru roared with all his might.
The Anbu hiding in the shadows to observe the situation were shaken.
The Third Hokage's grandson was small but precocious.
His voice, however, was not small at all.
It nearly shattered their eardrums.
The few Anbu members looked at one another.
They gazed at Naruto, who was closest to Konohamaru, with pity.
They hoped Naruto's ears would be alright.
It would be a shame if he became a descendant of the deaf.
The faint chakra blocking his ears dissipated.
Naruto gave a thumbs-up and smiled, "You did well! Big Brother believes in you."
He had been prepared for this.
By controlling his chakra to temporarily block his hearing, he ensured that even if Konohamaru screamed until his throat gave out, he wouldn't be harmed in the slightest.
"Big Brother, when do we start training?"
Konohamaru asked impatiently!
He wanted to learn that awesome jutsu from the bottom of his heart.
Naruto had even given it a fitting name.
It made Konohamaru unable to resist the urge to become Naruto's chief disciple!
"No rush. You haven't told me your name yet, have you?"
Naruto waved his hand.
At this point, they hadn't even introduced themselves to each other.
Naruto was here today because he had changed the timeline.
As for Konohamaru, he had come out to clear his head because he couldn't get his playmates to acknowledge him.
He had happened to run into Naruto, the model student who was diligently reading and actively seeking knowledge.
"Hehe... My name is Konohamaru Sarutobi! The Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, that old man is my grandfather!"
When mentioning the old man, Konohamaru wouldn't admit it out loud, but he was proud of Hiruzen Sarutobi in his heart.
Having a grandfather who was the Hokage was such a glorious thing.
But everything had its pros and cons.
His wish to become the Hokage was extremely difficult to realize under the shadow of his grandfather's powerful aura.
When it came to the Sarutobi Clan.
There was only ever Hiruzen Sarutobi.
And his uncle, Asuma Sarutobi.
Even though his uncle Asuma had achieved astonishing feats.
They were quickly overshadowed by the Hokage halo of Hiruzen Sarutobi.
Seeing his uncle so outstanding.
Yet appearing so weak and pathetic in front of his grandfather.
Konohamaru wanted to muster the motivation to realize his dreams.
But he felt that his heart was willing, yet his strength was lacking.
"Hello Konohamaru, let me reintroduce myself, my name is Naruto Uzumaki."
Naruto grinned and paused.
Then he continued to hoodwink—ahem, continued to preach.
"Just because you called me 'Big Brother', I've decided to take you on as my little brother!"
"Aside from the S-Rank Seduction Technique, there are even more powerful techniques that a real man must learn!"
"If you don't learn them, in my eyes, you can't even be called a man."
Konohamaru was completely hoodwinked, left in a daze.
His eyes sparkled.
"A real man???"
Naruto nodded.
"That's right, a real man. Alright, enough talk, let's start the devilish special training!"
"First, gather your chakra, then imagine the scene—it's best if you can make it feel immersive."
Konohamaru was bewildered, struggling to find the words.
"Big Brother, I don't know how to gather chakra..."
Naruto clicked his tongue.
"What a pain, let's start from zero!"
"Remember, the better you train, the more masculine you'll be!"
"Treat this as a goal to pursue for your entire life. By the way, your dream is to become Hokage one day, right?"
Konohamaru's face lit up with joy.
This cheap big brother he'd just met actually understood him!!!
"Yes, Big Brother! Eh... but how did you know about that?"
"I don't think I ever mentioned it to you?"
Naruto said earnestly, "Nonsense, I'm your big brother! Do you really think I wouldn't know what's going on in your head?"
"Ah, this..."
"Alright, I'm done teasing you. Actually, I observed that you have an extraordinary bone structure and a dignified appearance, with a purple aura of a king swirling around your forehead! You are destined to do great things in the future."
Konohamaru's expression was one of astonishment.
It was obvious from his face—
He completely believed everything Naruto had said.
He was just short of saying it out loud.
The more time he spent with Naruto.
The more he discovered the shining qualities Naruto possessed.
Oh! So it turns out I had so many misconceptions before?
Only by learning the S-Rank Seduction Technique can one be considered a true man!
Only then will I have a chance to become Hokage!
The Hokage seat is taken in turns, and this year it's my turn.
Naruto wanted to sit in that seat and play around for a while.
After all, it belonged to him.
After he retired, he would pass it on to Konohamaru.
After all, Boruto would still be young at that time, so he could wait to be the next Hokage.
Ahem... besides Boruto, there would surely be others, Boruto's younger brothers.
As for how many there would be by then.
That depends on how many younger siblings the Heavens want to bestow upon him.
He had absolutely no issues with that.
The crux of the matter is that pregnancy is, for the most part, up to whether the woman can conceive.
However, having watched Boruto: Naruto Next Generations, Naruto felt that the brat was just too asking for a beating.
It would be fine if the firstborn wasn't Boruto.
These things are all a matter of mood.
By then, the ninja world will have entered an era of science and technology.
Getting a prenatal X-ray or something similar won't be a problem.
If it's a boy, just abort it.
As for Himawari, she is definitely a must.
Daughters and the like are the cutest.
Boys can be forgotten; Naruto is truly exhausted.
But as for how many daughters might follow, heaven only knows...
In short, from Naruto's perspective, the more, the merrier.
After all, as the Hokage, he isn't lacking the gold coins to support a family.
648? A single pull creates a miracle!
The firstborn must be a daughter!
Daughters are the best!
Many fathers dream of having a sweet, considerate little girl.
Naruto is no exception.
PS: Recommending a One Piece: I Am Rocks book a friend just wrote. Interested folks can go take a look.
The title is [One Piece: I Am Rocks].
It's super good, super interesting, and a very entertaining hot-blooded book.
My heart was racing when I read it!
Whether I can add more chapters tonight depends on how supportive you gentlemen are. I'm off to write!
Wishing all you gentlemen and readers a house full of daughters in the future, and may your 648 single pulls create miracles!