Early in the morning, Zhang Yuanqing sat at the dining table, enjoying the breakfast Rabbit Girl had prepared.
Tilting his head, he wedged his phone between his ear and shoulder. As he sliced up a grilled sausage, he dipped a fried dough stick into his soy milk.
"You still haven't finished the mission? Do you need me to come help?" Zhang Yuanqing complained in a rapid stream. "If you don't come home soon, I'm finding someone new."
For a young man who had just gotten a girlfriend and was still in the stage of insatiable passion, nothing was more agonizing than going without sex.
Guan Ya giggled. "This is a perfect chance for you to practice those rusty skills of yours."
She was not worried in the slightest that Yuanshi Tianzun would fool around outside. The kid came from a decent family and was handsome—would it be hard for him to find a girlfriend?
Not at all.
But it was indeed only that night, amid her welcoming embrace, that he had transformed from a boy into a man.
Guan Ya had long since figured Yuanshi out. He looked optimistic and cheerful on the surface, but he was actually solitary by nature. He could play along on social occasions, but he would never spend the effort to entertain girls.
He had not had a girlfriend before because he simply had not wanted one.
"Let me tell you the truth: taking care of myself feels much better than rolling around in bed with you." Zhang Yuanqing gave two indignant snorts through gritted teeth.
Guan Ya laughed softly. "Then do it a few more times yourself. I've finished breakfast. I have a meeting later. This target is pretty troublesome—if we still can't catch him within a week, I'll lead the team back to