"I'd originally wanted to have a dance battle with you, maybe throw in a rap too, but you don't seem to be in a very good mood."
Uncle pulled a glass of wine from the Void, then another glass of iced cola. "Tell me. What is it?"
Zhang Yuanqing immediately told Uncle everything about the Five Elements Alliance's plans and their determination to obtain the Light Compass Fragment.
"Take coercive measures?" Uncle sneered. "Even if I stood still, they wouldn't be able to touch me. As for the Succubus, even demigods of Evil Professions don't want to provoke her. The Five Elements Alliance is just talking big."
Take me to experience the Succubus's charms sometime, Uncle! Zhang Yuanqing thought.
"The Succubus and I both dislike the Taiyi Sect Master." Uncle swirled his wineglass and lounged lazily against the sofa, laughing mockingly. "Because he's a slacker who fishes on the job."
"What?" Zhang Yuanqing froze.
The family black sheep always spoke in a scattered, nonsensical way. Even Zhang Yuanqing, who considered himself the inheritor of his teachings, often couldn't keep up with his rhythm.
Uncle gulped down a mouthful of wine and said indignantly:
"Isn't that right? The demigods of our lawful faction are fighting for their lives. Even a lustful woman like the Succubus followed me out to fight. But look at the Star Lord—what has he ever done?
"Anyone who didn't know better would think he was just some background character created by a novelist."
Uncle set down his glass and shrugged. "So why should I help that slacker become the Sun Lord? He's not my inheritor."
Zhang Yuanqing sighed. "Uncle, at this point, we have no choice. Supporting the Taiyi Sect Master's ascent to the throne of the Sun Lord is our only option. The Sun Lord cannot