The scene before them was like a group of newbie players suddenly encountering their first major in-game boss.
Dungeon: Inn of the Dead
Boss: Zombie King and his Zombie Empress. Defeat the Zombie King and open the coffin, and the Zombie Empress will appear.
Boss—Zombie King: Infinite health, infinite resurrection, infinite lifespan. Only another miraculous creature, the Immortal Sheep, could land a critical hit on him.
Boss—Zombie Empress: Extremely weak and lacking in strength, a zombie girl who could be controlled by all kinds of food and could only survive by acting cute. She possessed hair that was vicious, brutal, and ravenously devoured flesh and blood, but that had nothing to do with the gentle, dignified, adorable, and innocent Zombie Empress.
Key to survival: Everything you said and did had to conform to the Core Socialist Values, and you had to acknowledge that all of the Zombie King's nonsense made sense.
Dungeon drops: Chainsaw, effervescent tablets, thermos flask, prepared effervescent water, popping candy, cellphone, chocolate, lipstick, eyeshadow palette, hairband, hairpins, two polished-flat jade seals, Empress's Seal, "Chang'an" series hair accessories, sanitary pads, 178 yuan.
"Heh heh heh..." Upright characters never laughed like that. The Zombie King did, to show that he was a standard villain.
Hu Li stared unblinkingly at the bizarrely styled Zombie King before him, then his gaze fell on the Zombie King's fiery red lips.
He could not help but laugh in fury. The Zombie King was actually wearing lipstick—the exact same kind Wu Qinglian used. Dior 999, Legendary Red Lip Satin Finish!
"Are you fucking kidding me? What kind of zombie wears lipstick and eyeshadow? You've used up all the black eyeshadow on yourself, and you even put on shimmer powder. Are you trying to become the brightest zombie in the night?" Hu Li was dedicated