Tang San's Quality, Endless Joy!

Looking at little Tang San standing beside Old Jack, Zhang Tianyu couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

It had been such a long time since he'd seen such a normal Tang San!

In his previous life, he and Tang San were ostensibly best buds, but in reality, he spent every day stabbing Tang San in the back, driving him into such a state of depression that he nearly turned Tang San and Yu Xiaogang into bitter enemies several times.

Moreover, the reason Zhang Tianyu was backstabbed by those gods in his past life was entirely because of Tang San.

So in this life, Ah San, I promise to make your life even more "exciting" than the last!

"Activation Mission: [Debt Has a Debtor]. Mission Objective: Pit Tang San and create trouble for him. No restrictions on methods, means, or consequences, but you cannot cause his death, nor can you expose yourself. Mission Reward: First Martial Soul, First Soul Skill unlock progress +50%, Reward Points +10."

Oh, the Reward Points are finally here!

But why does the first soul skill have to unlock so slowly?

"System-Tong, you've changed," Zhang Tianyu sighed inwardly. "You used to just give me a soul ring directly; now I have to unlock it by percentage."

"Reminder: Host, once you unlock this soul skill, you will understand why."

Fine, I hope it doesn't disappoint me.

Following this, Zhang Tianyu looked at Tang San not far away, a gentle smile appearing on his face.

He had already decided which item to use to toy with Tang San!

After this rebirth, the Item Mall had undergone some updates and changes, adding many new items that didn't exist before.

Just like the note on Yu Xiaogang's back earlier, that was a newly added little item.

Although it caused no substantial damage, it was highly insulting.

This time, Zhang Tianyu naturally wouldn't be polite to Tang San; he had to use an item that would cause him trouble—endless, infinite trouble!

This is the one!

Select item, target Tang San, use!

At the main gate of Notting Academy.

It was the same familiar gatekeeper, and the same familiar foul mouth:

"Can a grass nest really produce a golden phoenix? A tiny village actually has someone with soul power? The academy hasn't had a work-study student in years! You aren't fakes, are you?"

Old Jack swallowed his pride and handed over the Martial Soul Hall certificate.

"Martial Soul Blue Silver Grass? And Innate Full Soul Power? Hilarious, this is the biggest joke under the heavens! I've been a gatekeeper at this academy for four years, and I've never heard of a student with Innate Full Soul Power. This kid's martial soul is Blue Silver Grass, and he has full soul power? I think this Martial Soul Hall certificate must be a forgery!"

Old Jack's beard trembled with rage, and just as he was about to speak, Tang San suddenly stepped forward, pointed at the gatekeeper, and shouted: "Release your spiraling spring-autumn thunder-clap-baba chain-reaction fart!"

Gatekeeper: .

Old Jack: .

Zhang Tianyu slammed his hands over his mouth!

Damn, this is killing me! Thank goodness for my quick reflexes, that almost made me laugh out loud!

"Open your turtle eyes wide, find a toilet plunger to suck the gunk out of your eyes, and take a good look to see if this certificate is a forgery!"

The gatekeeper was furious: "You little brat, how dare you curse me?!"

With that, he kicked toward Tang San. Tang San was prepared; he grabbed the man's leg, gave it a push, and used a Pushing Window Gazing at Moon to send the gatekeeper crashing to the ground.

The gatekeeper was stunned, then quickly stood up: "You're courting death—"

"Stop!"

Yu Xiaogang appeared before everyone. Having experienced the [Note Incident] earlier, Yu Xiaogang's mood was currently unstable and extremely foul. He scanned the gatekeeper and Tang San with a cold face: "What is going on?"

The gatekeeper immediately bowed and scraped: "Master, you're back. They came to the academy to cause trouble and even cursed at me!"

"If you keep blabbering nonsense, I'll pull the elastic out of your mother's panties and tie your mouth shut with it!" Tang San raged.

Yu Xiaogang: .

Hiss, why is this child's mouth so foul?

Hiding in the street corner not far away, Zhang Tianyu covered his mouth tightly.

I can't take it!

Tang San's linguistic artistry is truly hard to handle!

The gatekeeper immediately shouted: "Master, listen to that! Is that something a child should be able to say?!"

He's cursing more creatively than I am, and he's only six?

Yu Xiaogang rubbed his temples. After hearing the cause and effect from Old Jack, he said to the old man: "Old sir, please let me see the Martial Soul Hall certificate."

Originally, he had no good impression of Tang San due to his foul mouth, but as soon as he saw the certificate, his eyes lit up!

Innate Full Soul Power?!

This is promising!

"The certificate is indeed genuine. Old sir, I apologize to you on behalf of the academy for what just happened. Leave this child to me."

"No need to apologize, no need at all. We were in the wrong too; this child's mouth is just a bit... you know, it's an old habit. Master, please bear with him. I'll leave him in your capable hands. Little San, go on in with the Master and make sure you listen to him."

Zhang Tianyu chuckled. Tang San's foul mouth wasn't an old habit, but the effect of a prop. Of course, mere mortals like them wouldn't understand!

However, to Zhang Tianyu's slight disappointment, after hearing Old Jack's words, Tang San merely nodded without saying a word.

What a pity, I wanted to witness more of your linguistic artistry.

Seeing Yu Xiaogang preparing to take Tang San into the academy, Zhang Tianyu immediately pulled out the Martial Soul Hall certificate he had received as a mission reward and walked over. "Excuse me, is this Notting Academy?"

Yu Xiaogang looked at him. "It is. Do you need something?"

Zhang Tianyu produced the certificate and successfully followed the two into the academy.

What followed was just the standard plot progression. Yu Xiaogang and Tang San chatted away, while Zhang Tianyu, with his mere level 3 spirit power, had absolutely no presence—just a transparent background character trailing behind them.

Being transparent was fine; it was low-profile and kept him out of the spotlight.

Soon, the main event arrived—

Yu Xiaogang, much like Old Jack, reached out to ruffle Tang San's hair and said, "Gifted with such talent and intelligence, it seems I shall have to be persistent for once. After all, you are only the third person in the last hundred years to possess Twin Martial Souls."

Tang San was instantly shocked, blurting out instinctively, "What a load of five-spice spicy rainbow-colored consecutive farts!"

Yu Xiaogang: ??????

Zhang Tianyu immediately turned his back to the pair and quickly put some distance between them.

He was afraid they would see him laughing! Laughing hysterically!

Yu Xiaogang's face turned the color of a leek. Tsk, why is this child's mouth so foul?

"Child, a piece of advice: try to restrain your tongue in the future, or it may bring you trouble," Yu Xiaogang said earnestly.

Tang San didn't speak this time, staring straight at him with eyes full of wariness.

"Are you curious how I knew you had Twin Martial Souls? It's simple, it's because of this certificate." After this passionate little interlude, the plot continued.

Soon, Tang San was thoroughly convinced, kneeling down to take him as his master.

Yu Xiaogang wore the expression of someone whose scheme had succeeded.

PS: My main task these few days is to stockpile chapters. Starting from the first of next month, there will be at least two updates every day! The new book is on the road, and I hope everyone enjoys it!