Douluo: Crushing Yu Xiaogang, I'm Invincible
Chapter 32

Li Yusong Finally Succeeds in Showing Off

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Two days later, morning.

Outside a small village nestled in the woods near Suotuo City, a long line of people had formed.

This was the location of Shrek Academy.

Half of the village served as the grounds for Shrek Academy, while the other half remained an area for the villagers' daily activities.

Because Shrek Academy claimed that anyone who graduated would at least receive the title of Viscount, many people came here to sign up.

Moreover, most of those who came to register were so-called "geniuses" accustomed to being pampered. Seeing the dilapidated state of the place and the plainly dressed villagers appearing nearby from time to time, they all wore expressions of haughty superiority and disdain.

"I didn't expect there to be so many people lining up here!" Xiao Wu said, somewhat surprised.

"This just goes to show that perhaps the academy the teacher mentioned isn't bad," Tang San said.

Xiao Wu looked at the crooked characters for "Shrek Academy" written on the dilapidated wooden sign ahead and curled her lip.

Not bad, my foot!

If nothing else, the intermediate academy in the city next to Nuoding City—the worst of all the academies that had invited them—looked infinitely better than this place!

Never mind that intermediate academy; even Notting Academy, a primary academy, was much larger in scale than this!

Had they really come to the wrong place?

Was this really not a den for scammers and swindlers?

She wanted to say something, but when she looked up and saw Zhang Tianyu scanning the crowd in line with a serious expression, she swallowed the words that had reached her lips.

Zhang Tianyu glanced at Xiao Wu and said, "Let's go, get in line. Since we're already here, let's take a look first."

He had already successfully spotted Ning Rongrong in the line. Zhu Zhuqing had not arrived yet; according to the timeline, she would only make her appearance after they passed the test and entered the academy.

Xiao Wu wore a resigned expression and followed him.

Just then, a middle-aged man's angry shout erupted from the front of the line: "You are clearly just swindling money!..."

Xiao Wu and Tang San were taken aback.

But what left them even more bewildered was yet to come—

They heard Zhang Tianyu and the middle-aged man continue in perfect unison:

"Refund our registration fee, or we aren't leaving! Had we known this so-called Shrek Academy was such a dump, we wouldn't have come!"

They stared at Zhang Tianyu, who was standing beside them, in astonishment.

What the hell??

The words Zhang Tianyu had just spoken were exactly the same as those of the middle-aged man!

Zhang Tianyu, oh Zhang Tianyu, are you truly capable of foreseeing everything?

"Uh... Tianyu, you..."

Xiao Wu and Tang San were both stunned!

How did you know he was going to say that? And it was word-for-word, even the tone was imitated almost perfectly!

Zhang Tianyu shrugged: "I heard someone say something similar just a moment ago, I didn't expect to guess right."

Tang San nodded: "I see."

However, the doubt in Xiao Wu's heart grew even heavier.

Not only could he predict others' attacks, but he could even foresee what they were going to say?

Tianyu, oh Tianyu, what kind of special ability do you actually have?

The commotion continued.

Li Yusong, the teacher in charge of the test, glanced at the middle-aged man and said impatiently: "Don't affect the people behind you. Don't you know the academy's rules? We only accept children under thirteen. Anyone over thirteen is not accepted. You may leave!"

The middle-aged man's anger surged even further, and he shouted on the spot:

"Refund the money! Is this how you treat us after we waited so long! Is this how you treat us! Refund the money!"

Li Yusong was very calm and said unhurriedly: "Mubai, someone wants their registration fee back. Handle it."

A figure suddenly sprang up from the ground nearby; it was Dai Mubai: "If you want your registration fee back, that's fine. Beat me, and I'll refund it in full."

As soon as his three soul rings appeared, the middle-aged man's "arrogant aura" was instantly extinguished.

The middle-aged man left behind a "consider us unlucky" and pulled his son away.

Although Dai Mubai looked fierce, there was deep helplessness in his eyes.

Clearly, as a prince, being reduced to working as a hired thug made him feel quite unhappy.

But there was no help for it; the teacher had spoken, and he had to give the teacher face.

After this farce ended, the number of people in line immediately dropped by a third. Zhang Tianyu shook his head secretly. Shrek Academy, no matter how many times it was reset, would always have this bandit-like style.

Soon, it was the turn of a family of three. The son was twelve years old, meeting the age requirement, and his first soul ring was also a hundred-year ring.

But because he hadn't reached level 21, he was once again tragically eliminated.

"My son is a top student at his primary academy! Didn't you see that his soul ring is a hundred-year ring? There aren't many soul masters with hundred-year soul rings. Why is he unqualified?"

Li Yusong stood up and shouted, "Before signing up for our Shrek Academy, you should first understand the rules! Coming here without knowing them is just throwing away your registration fee! It's not too late to regret it now! Do you even know the meaning of 'Shrek' in the name Shrek Academy?"

"We only accept monsters here, not ordinary people! If you are over thirteen years old or your soul power hasn't reached level twenty-one, don't waste your time here!"

After speaking, a terrifying aura erupted from Li Yusong's body. The Dragon Pattern Staff appeared, and six soul rings overflowed from his body!

Except for Zhang Tianyu and Dai Mubai, almost everyone was shocked!

They hadn't expected this unremarkable, smelly old man who looked like a farmer to actually be a Soul Emperor!

This powerful tool soul aura instantly suppressed the entire scene, leaving everyone feeling as if they were struggling to breathe!

In the previous life, after this aura appeared, Yellow Springs had erupted on the spot, directly releasing a death aura to crush the momentum of the Dragon Pattern Staff. Not only was Li Yusong startled, but it had even alarmed Zhao Wuji and the other teachers in the academy!

But in this life, Zhang Tianyu had already instructed Yellow Springs to be sure to keep a low profile.

Seeing that everyone was intimidated, Li Yusong retracted his martial soul and soul rings with satisfaction and said lazily, "Next."

Xiao Wu's eyes lit up: "It seems this academy isn't as shabby as it looks on the outside. It actually seems a bit interesting!"

Tang San also nodded: "Mm, it seems the teacher's instructions were correct; this Shrek Academy is definitely extraordinary."

Zhang Tianyu nodded. No kidding, as long as you and Yu Xiaogang are here, it will definitely be extraordinary!

PS: Ah! I caught the virus for no reason! It's incredibly annoying! I don't even know how I got it!

Now I have a cough with phlegm, a sore throat, and my head is buzzing. Damn it, I even started hallucinating while writing, finding that the words on the screen were getting fewer and fewer!

These were all typed out one by one with my hard work!

Cough cough, anyway, everyone please take care of your health and protect yourselves. Being sick is too miserable!

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