Oscar Got Heatstroke? Let's Rip Him Off!

Xiao Wu noticed Dai Mubai's gaze and asked, "I've noticed you've been staring at that girl in the back. What? Looking to ruin another person's life?"

Dai Mubai instinctively frowned, then subconsciously glanced at Zhang Tianyu before patiently explaining, "Don't talk nonsense. Ruin her life? I just feel that her martial soul aura is very similar to mine; there's a sense of mutual reinforcement..."

"So, does that mean that girl's martial soul must be a tigress?"

Dai Mubai gave an awkward smile. "Ah, perhaps."

Arriving next to the queue for the second test, Ning Rongrong was already waiting in line.

Dai Mubai said, "You guys wait here. I'm going to go take a look and will be right back."

Dai Mubai left quickly, and no sooner had he left than Oscar arrived pushing his small cart.

"Sausages for sale! Oscar-brand sausages, delicious and sweet, cheap and filling! Only five copper coins each! Eat an Oscar-brand sausage, and I guarantee you'll have an easier time passing the entrance exam!"

The group glanced at him but didn't buy any, as they had all eaten breakfast.

After shouting for a few rounds and seeing that no one was interested, Oscar immediately slumped, his head hanging down in low spirits.

Look at this Oscar, he's just pathetic!

He's clearly an auxiliary-type spirit master, yet he's so listless.

He looks like he's suffering from heatstroke, so why don't we prank him?

"Notification: Activated quest [Sausage Home Visit]. Quest requirements: Prank Oscar once. No restrictions on methods, means, or consequences; must not expose yourself. Quest reward: +50 reward points."

Because Oscar's sausages had no flavor, he had specially modified this grill cart. He placed a volcanic stone oven inside, grilling while sprinkling spices so that the sausages would be fragrant, ruddy, and captivating.

"Sigh, my grilled sausages are so good, fragrant and ruddy, made with the most authentic volcanic stones and grilled slowly over a low flame, so why is no one buying?"

Oscar sat beside the grill cart, looking back at the steaming sausages, more confused the more he thought about it.

Zhang Tianyu silently raised his hand, hiding it in his sleeve, and flicked his finger toward Oscar without changing his expression.

"Notification: Item [Concentrated Essence] used successfully!"

Just then, Dai Mubai led Zhu Zhuqing over. Just as he was about to greet Zhang Tianyu and the others, he caught sight of Oscar, and the smile on his face froze.

He then strode up to Oscar and said in a deep voice, "You really are a disgrace to the academy. I think I've warned you more than once not to sell sausages inside the academy! Do you want to make everyone vomit?"

Oscar's face turned pale. "Uh, Boss Dai, I just wanted to come out and see the juniors!"

"You want to see the juniors, so why push a cart out here? You haven't even shaved your beard; you look like an old man! What, do you want everyone to watch an old man pushing a cart?"

Pfft!

Zhang Tianyu couldn't help but laugh. Damn, this Dai Mubai says some interesting things sometimes. "Old man pushing a cart," really?

Oscar looked awkward.

At this moment, Xiao Wu asked curiously, "Why not let him sell them? What do you mean by making everyone vomit? I think these sausages smell quite good."

Dai Mubai shrugged and said to Oscar, "See? The junior asked. Make a sausage and let the juniors see for themselves."

Oscar was even more embarrassed. "Uh, Boss Dai, let's not do that! There are so many people watching..."

Dai Mubai glared. "Hey, you know it's shameful, do you? Hurry up!"

Oscar was about to speak when his expression suddenly changed. Oh no! A powerful gas had suddenly built up. Ah! I can't hold it!

Pfft-pfft!

Two soft sounds.

The crowd was stunned for a moment, and the next second, everyone covered their noses and looked at Oscar with disgust.

Dai Mubai rubbed his brow and shook his head repeatedly. "You really are a disgrace to the academy..."

However, The matter was far from over!

Zhang Tianyu was looking to stir up trouble; just letting out a simple fart would be too boring.

There would be a chain reaction!

Just as Dai Mubai finished speaking, before Oscar could even open his mouth, from the sausage cart behind him—Whoosh!

Violent flames suddenly shot up!

What does "Concentrated Essence" mean?

This is Concentrated Essence!

As everyone knows, farts are flammable, and they have high combustion efficiency.

The [Concentrated Essence] item allows one to select a substance within a person or animal's body, concentrate it into an essence, and expel it!

If blood is concentrated, what is expelled is [Vital Blood].

And if a fart is concentrated, what is expelled is naturally high-concentration flammable gas!

Oscar was standing with his back to the sausage cart.

The area below his waist was facing the exhaust vent of the volcanic stone oven!

So!

In that instant, The flames inside the Sausage Home Visit cart surged over two meters high!

Dai Mubai, Zhang Tianyu, and the others scrambled away in fright!

"Whoa!"

"Good heavens!"

"What a fierce fire!"

"Is this a fire-type Spirit Master?!"

In a flash, everyone else waiting in line let out exclamations of awe!

Oscar, however, hadn't reacted at all. By the time he did, the air was already thick with the smell of something burning.

He whipped around to look at the grill—

"Oh! No! My sausages!"

The flames from just a moment ago had been far too intense; his sausages had all been scorched into charcoal!

"No! My lovely, fragrant, big sausages! No! Ah!"

However—

The moment he turned to face the cart, The air at the scene suddenly went quiet.

Everyone stared blankly at the back of Oscar's head, Where a large patch had been burned bald!

Almost all the hair on the back of his head had been singed away!

It was now completely blackened!

"Pfft!"

The first one who couldn't hold it in was none other than Ning Rongrong.

Xiao Wu was the second to lose her composure, bursting into laughter as well.

Following that, more and more people couldn't hold back, one after another erupting into raucous, bell-like laughter.

System Prompt: Congratulations! [Sausage Home Visit] mission complete! Received mission reward: Reward Points +50!

Hearing the laughter, Oscar turned to look at the crowd: "What are you all laughing at?"

Dai Mubai, being his good brother after all, walked up to him while laughing and said, "Reach back and touch the back of your head."

Oscar reached back, and his expression changed drastically!

"Ah! My hairstyle! My handsome, dashing hairstyle! No!"

With a string of wails, Oscar fought back hot tears and fled the scene.

Watching Oscar scramble away, Zhang Tianyu didn't feel sorry for him at all, Because he and Tang San were the same type of person—extremely cunning, treacherous, and calculating!

Many people thought Oscar was a simp, But would a simp say to a goddess, "You aren't the type I like; you aren't the tree that would make me give up the entire forest"?