Douluo: Crushing Yu Xiaogang, I'm Invincible
Chapter 4

I'm Your Husband, Two Hundred Dance!

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Inside Yu Xiaogang's office.

"That is basically how it happened."

Zhang Tianyu gave a rough summary of the situation, and the expression on Yu Xiaogang's face immediately became fascinating.

"Alright, I understand," Yu Xiaogang clenched his fists, "The rest of this has nothing to do with you. Go report to your dormitory."

With that, he turned and left the office, striding toward the Dean's office.

Zhang Tianyu cast a worried glance at Tang San, who was lying on the sofa. After being treated by the academy's healing-type teacher, Tang San's condition had stabilized, though he had yet to wake up.

Zhang Tianyu paused for a few seconds, then turned and left.

He then quickened his pace toward the dormitory building.

I've wasted quite a bit of time; will I miss Xiao Wu?

Could Xiao Wu already be fighting Wang Sheng?

But he quickly calmed down.

Even if they were fighting, that idiot Wang Sheng definitely wouldn't be a match for Xiao Wu.

Sure enough, upon arriving at the dormitory, he saw everyone bowing in unison to Xiao Wu, shouting loudly, "Greetings, Boss!"

"You should call me Big Sister Xiao Wu!" Xiao Wu said, hands on her hips, her scorpion braid swaying behind her as she scolded them in a delicate voice.

"Greetings, Big Sister Xiao Wu!" everyone immediately corrected themselves.

"Not bad, not bad, very obedient!" Xiao Wu looked smug, but then her expression suddenly shifted. She whipped her head around and saw Zhang Tianyu, who had just walked into Dorm Seven.

Xiao Wu's eyes lit up first.

This kid is quite good-looking!

At the very least, he's better looking than all the other boys in this dorm!

"Who are you?" Xiao Wu asked.

Hearing this, everyone looked up, and seeing the unfamiliar Zhang Tianyu, they were all a bit confused.

"I'm a new student who arrived today, Zhang Tianyu." Zhang Tianyu gave a brief self-introduction.

"Oh, then what is your Martial Soul, and what is your Spirit Power level?" Xiao Wu asked.

"Wooden sword, level 3."

Upon hearing this, everyone immediately wore expressions of realization.

"Then there's no need to spar."

"That's right, no need to spar. Just come over and acknowledge the boss!"

"Are you a pig-brained idiot? What boss? You should call her Big Sister Xiao Wu!"

Zhang Tianyu looked puzzled: "What do you mean no need to spar? What acknowledge the boss? What are you all talking about?"

Wang Sheng spoke up: "These are the rules of Dorm Seven."

After hearing the rules, Zhang Tianyu had a look of sudden realization: "So that's how it is."

"Now that you know, hurry up and come pay your respects to Big Sister Xiao Wu."

Zhang Tianyu smiled indifferently and spread his hands to his sides. The Yellow Springs Sword appeared between his hands, trailing a wisp of black mist.

Seeing this, everyone was stunned.

Wang Sheng asked: "What? You want to try your luck against Big Sister Xiao Wu with your level 3 Spirit Power?"

"Is there a problem?" Zhang Tianyu countered.

After a moment of silence, the next second, everyone except Xiao Wu burst into laughter.

"Overestimating yourself!"

"Stupid!"

"His brain must be broken!"

"Even Brother Sheng isn't a match for Big Sister Xiao Wu, what use is your level 3 Spirit Power?"

"Seeking your own death!"

"Go Big Sister Xiao Wu!"

"Step on him!"

Xiao Wu stood up: "You're Zhang Tianyu, right? Fine, you've got guts. I'll go easy on you later."

"You'd better go all out." Zhang Tianyu reached out and gripped the wooden hilt of the Yellow Springs Sword.

Instantly, that familiar aura of death and spirits surged into his body, and a faint, ethereal black mist began to swirl and dance around his frame.

Seeing Zhang Tianyu's aura change instantly, Xiao Wu's eyes brightened slightly. She cast aside her contempt and lunged at Zhang Tianyu with a fierce kick.

[System Prompt: Received quest [Two Hundred Wu, I am your husband!]. Quest objective: Spar with Xiao Wu, and while defeating her, take advantage of her in any way. Quest reward: First Spirit Skill unlock progress +50%, Reward Points +50, unlock subsequent quests for Xiao Wu.]

Zhang Tianyu:

What the hell kind of mission name is this!

What is "Two Hundred Wu" supposed to mean!

Fine, that's not important.

Isn't it just about taking advantage of her? That's simple enough, right?

Watching Xiao Wu's fair leg kick toward him, Zhang Tianyu immediately recalled his past life, the scenes where he and Xiao Wu had engaged in intimate union and clapped for love.

Say what you will about Xiao Wu, but those legs were truly top-tier.

In terms of leg quality alone, neither Ning Rongrong nor Zhu Zhuqing could compare to her.

Of course, Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing had their own merits that Xiao Wu couldn't match.

Seeing Zhang Tianyu standing there without dodging, the corners of Xiao Wu's mouth curled up.

It seems this kid is just a paper tiger, completely stunned by my flying kick. He doesn't seem to have reacted at all.

In that case, I'll finish him off in one go and let him know how formidable I am!

Yet, just as this thought flashed through her mind and her leg was inches from striking Zhang Tianyu's nose, Zhang Tianyu sidestepped, sliding silkily along the trajectory of her attack to easily evade the kick!

Before the look of astonishment could even fully form on Xiao Wu's face, Zhang Tianyu's hand moved like lightning to grab her ankle, while his other hand slid all the way up from her calf.

This hand traveled past her calf, then her thigh, then her butt, Finally coming to a rest on Xiao Wu's slender waist. Using the momentum of her forward charge, he gave a fierce shove, sending Xiao Wu spinning away like a windmill.

Wang Sheng and the others were stunned!

Huh? He neutralized it?!

Holy crap, that's not right!

Wang Sheng was kicked flat by that exact move earlier!

Does this kid really only have level 3 spirit power?!

Zhang Tianyu kept a straight face, but he was snickering inside.

Isn't it just about taking advantage?

Well, I just did!

And I did it without anyone even noticing.

Since it's a sparring match, physical contact is inevitable, right?

Sure enough, Xiao Wu didn't realize at all that she had been molested by Zhang Tianyu. After taking a few steps back to steady herself, the look in her eyes as she stared at Zhang Tianyu was now tinged with excitement.

Not bad, kid! You actually managed to catch my head-on flying kick! Looks like I need to get serious!

The next second, a wooden sword suddenly appeared beside Xiao Wu's neck, and her movements froze.

So fast!

Everyone was dumbfounded!

This guy named Zhang Tianyu—his movements were so fast!

Xiao Wu blinked a few times. I lost just like that? It's like my moves were seen through by Zhang Tianyu.

She frowned slightly. For some reason, she felt as if this Zhang Tianyu understood her fighting style.

Of course Zhang Tianyu understood; in their past life, the two of them had often sparred when they had nothing better to do.

Her patterns had long since been molded into Zhang Tianyu's shape.

Zhang Tianyu could predict every one of her moves even with his eyes closed.

"What do you say?" Zhang Tianyu asked.

Looking down at the wooden sword by her neck, Xiao Wu raised an eyebrow: "Not bad strength you've got there. Do you really only have level 3 spirit power?"

This question voiced everyone's inner thoughts.

Zhang Tianyu shrugged: "That's what the Martial Soul Hall certificate says, anyway."

Xiao Wu curled her lip: "Even people from the Martial Soul Hall have times when they misjudge."

That was true, for example—

The blind Douluo Bi Yuntao!

No, wait, Su Yuntao!

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