Douluo: Crushing Yu Xiaogang, I'm Invincible
Chapter 4

I'm Your Husband, Erbai Wu!

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Inside Yu Xiaogang's office.

"That's basically what happened."

Zhang Tianyu gave a rough account of the situation, and Yu Xiaogang's expression instantly became quite something.

"Okay, I understand," Yu Xiaogang said, clenching his fists. "The rest has nothing to do with you. Go report to your dorm."

With that, he turned and strode out of the office, heading toward the Academic Affairs Office.

Zhang Tianyu glanced worriedly at Tang San, who was lying on the sofa. After treatment from one of the academy's healing teachers, Tang San's condition had stabilized, but he still hadn't woken up.

Zhang Tianyu paused for a few seconds, then turned and left.

Then he quickened his pace toward the dormitory building.

He'd wasted quite a bit of time. Would he miss Xiao Wu?

Had Xiao Wu already started fighting Wang Sheng?

But soon he calmed down.

Even if they fought, Wang Sheng, that idiot, definitely wouldn't be a match for Xiao Wu.

Sure enough, when he arrived at the dorm, he saw everyone bowing to Xiao Wu in perfect unison and shouting, "Greetings, boss!"

"You should call me Sister Xiao Wu!" Xiao Wu put her hands on her hips, her scorpion braid swaying behind her as she scolded them in a sweet voice.

"Greetings, Sister Xiao Wu!" Everyone immediately changed their tune.

"Good, good! Such well-behaved boys!" Xiao Wu looked pleased with herself. Then her expression suddenly changed, and she whipped around—only to see Zhang Tianyu walking into the dorm.

Xiao Wu's eyes lit up first.

This guy was pretty handsome!

At least, he was better-looking than all the other boys in the dorm!

"Who are you?" Xiao Wu asked.

At that, everyone immediately looked up. They were all a little baffled when they saw the unfamiliar Zhang Tianyu.

"I'm a new student who just arrived today. Zhang Tianyu." Zhang Tianyu gave a brief introduction.

"Oh. What's your Martial Soul, and what level is your Soul Power?" Xiao Wu asked.

"Wooden Sword. Level three."

At that, everyone immediately wore knowing expressions.

"Then there's no need to fight."

"Right, no need to fight. Just come over and acknowledge her as boss!"

"You've got a pig's brain! What boss? You should call her Sister Xiao Wu!"

Zhang Tianyu looked puzzled. "What do you mean, there's no need to fight? What do you mean, acknowledge someone as boss? What are you talking about?"

Wang Sheng spoke up. "It's the rule of Dorm Seven."

After hearing the rules, Zhang Tianyu looked enlightened. "I see."

"Now that you know, hurry over and pay your respects to Sister Xiao Wu."

Zhang Tianyu smiled calmly and spread his hands to either side. The Yellow Springs Sword appeared between them, wreathed in a wisp of black mist.

Everyone froze at the sight.

Wang Sheng asked, "What? With your level-three Soul Power, you still want to try your luck against Sister Xiao Wu?"

"Is that a problem?" Zhang Tianyu retorted.

There was a moment of silence. The next second, everyone except Xiao Wu burst into laughter.

"Know your place!"

"Idiot!"

"Have you lost your mind?"

"Even Brother Sheng couldn't beat Sister Xiao Wu. What good is level-three Soul Power?"

"You're asking for death!"

"Go, Sister Xiao Wu!"

"Plant him in the dirt!"

Xiao Wu stood up. "Your name's Zhang Tianyu, right? Fine, you've got guts. I'll go easy on you."

"You should give it everything you've got." Zhang Tianyu reached out and gripped the wooden hilt of Yellow Springs.

In an instant, that familiar aura of death and vengeful spirits flowed into his body. A faint black mist circled and danced around him.

Seeing Zhang Tianyu's aura change in an instant, Xiao Wu's eyes brightened. She dropped her disdain and suddenly kicked at him.

Prompt: Quest accepted: [Erbai Wu, I'm Your Husband!] Quest objective: Spar with Xiao Wu. Defeat her while taking advantage of her; any kind of advantage will do. Quest rewards: First Soul Skill unlock progress +50%, reward points +50, unlock Xiao Wu's follow-up quests.

Zhang Tianyu:

What the hell kind of quest name was that?!

What did "Erbai Wu" even mean?!

Well, that wasn't important.

All he had to do was take advantage of her, right? How hard could that be?

As he watched Xiao Wu's little pale leg swing toward him, Zhang Tianyu suddenly recalled a scene from his previous life: when he and Xiao Wu had joined together in yin and yang and made love.

Whatever else one could say about Xiao Wu, those legs of hers were truly top-notch.

Just judging by the quality of her legs, Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing couldn't compare.

Of course, Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing each had their own strengths that Xiao Wu couldn't match.

Seeing Zhang Tianyu standing still instead of dodging, Xiao Wu's lips curled up.

Looks like this guy's all bark and no bite. My flying kick has already scared him stiff. He hasn't even reacted.

In that case, I'll press the attack and take him down in one go. Then he'll know how powerful I am!

But just as the thought crossed her mind, her leg was already right in front of Zhang Tianyu, only a few centimeters from his nose.

Zhang Tianyu simply turned sideways, gliding along the path of her attack with effortless grace and dodging the kick!

A hint of astonishment had only just appeared on Xiao Wu's face when Zhang Tianyu's hand shot out like lightning and seized her ankle. His other hand slid up along her calf.

That hand traveled past her calf, then her thigh, then her backside.

At last, it stopped at Xiao Wu's slender waist. Using the momentum of her charge, he suddenly flung her backward. Xiao Wu became a spinning Big Windmill and went flying.

Wang Sheng and the others stared, dumbfounded!

Huh? He neutralized it?!

What the hell? That wasn't right!

Wang Sheng had been knocked flat by that very kick!

Did this guy really only have level-three Soul Power?!

Zhang Tianyu's expression remained blank, but inside he was chuckling with delight.

Wasn't taking advantage of her the whole point?

Well, he'd done it!

And he'd done it without anyone noticing.

Since this was a spar, some physical contact was inevitable!

Sure enough, Xiao Wu had no idea Zhang Tianyu had just felt her up. After taking a few steps back, she steadied herself and looked at him with a hint of excitement.

Not bad, this guy! He actually blocked my direct flying kick! Looks like I'll have to get serious!

The next second, a Wooden Sword appeared beside Xiao Wu's neck, and she froze in place.

So fast!

Everyone was stunned!

That guy called Zhang Tianyu was incredibly fast!

Xiao Wu blinked a few times. She'd lost just like that? It was as if Zhang Tianyu had seen through her movements.

She furrowed her brows. For some reason, she felt like Zhang Tianyu knew her fighting style.

Of course Zhang Tianyu knew it. In his previous life, the two of them had often sparred together whenever they had nothing to do.

Her moves had long since become second nature to Zhang Tianyu.

He could predict every move she made with his eyes closed.

"So, what do you say?" Zhang Tianyu asked.

Looking down at the Wooden Sword beside her neck, Xiao Wu raised an eyebrow. "You're pretty strong. Do you really only have level-three Soul Power?"

That question was on everyone's mind.

Zhang Tianyu shrugged. "Well, that's what my Martial Soul Hall Certificate says."

Xiao Wu curled her lip. "Even people from Spirit Hall can get it wrong."

That was true. For example—

Blind Douluo Bi Yuntao!

No, wait—Su Yuntao!

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