Douluo: Crushing Yu Xiaogang, I'm Invincible
Chapter 44

Oscar is bald! Tang San got beaten!

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"Do you believe I'll kill you if you keep spouting nonsense!" Dai Mubai said angrily while constantly winking at Ma Hongjun.

However, Ma Hongjun seemed to completely miss his winks and said, "What nonsense am I spouting? You've been having fun with those twins these past few days and didn't even call me!"

Xiao Wu couldn't help but burst into laughter.

We agreed not to say anything, fine, we gave you face and kept quiet.

But this fatty clearly didn't give you much face!

"You!"

Dai Mubai felt his sanity was about to collapse. At this moment, he truly felt that the beating Zhang Tianyu gave him earlier was well-deserved.

Why didn't he beat this fatty to death!

However, the moment he uttered a single word, Zhu Zhuqing put down her bowl, turned around, and left the cafeteria coldly.

She didn't even glance at Dai Mubai once throughout the entire ordeal.

Watching her back fade into the distance, Dai Mubai slumped into his chair like a deflated balloon.

"It's over, it's all over."

"What's wrong, Boss Dai? You're acting very strange today!" Ma Hongjun still hadn't caught on and asked, oblivious to his impending doom.

Dai Mubai erupted, lunging forward to grab his neck: "You dead fatty, are you stupid! I told you to stop talking, I told you to stop talking, yet you kept going on and on. Are you stupid, are you stupid!"

"Cough, cough, cough, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying~!" Ma Hongjun rolled his eyes wildly.

Dai Mubai powerlessly released his grip and slumped back into his chair. Even strangling Ma Hongjun now wouldn't fix anything.

Only then did Ma Hongjun belatedly realize something. He turned his head to look in the direction Zhu Zhuqing had left and asked, "Boss Dai, you aren't trying to get with that girl, are you?"

"Hey, you should've said so earlier! Why didn't you say so earlier? Huh? Why didn't you say so earlier? You should have told me. Don't worry, from now on, we'll only say good things about you in front of her!"

Dai Mubai gave him a look reserved for an idiot: "Don't you think it's too late?"

Dai Mubai looked truly pathetic at this moment, but no one pitied him.

Because he deserved it.

Dai Mubai had no appetite for the rest of the meal.

But everyone else ate quite well, including Ma Hongjun.

By the time everyone was finished, the assembly bell rang.

Dai Mubai finally swept away his dejection and said, "That's the bell for the Dean to gather everyone. Let's go, hurry up."

Ma Hongjun also rushed: "The Dean doesn't like people being late, hurry, hurry, hurry!"

The group quickly arrived at the playground to assemble.

When they reached the playground, the first thing they saw was a shiny, polished bald head.

Bright.

Very bright.

Extremely bright!

Reflecting the sunlight, it looked just like a glowing flare!

That's right!

This shiny, big bald head belonged to none other than Oscar!

Ah, seeing this bald head made one's mood instantly ten thousand times better!

There was no need to guess; Oscar must have shaved his head.

Because after his sausage cart burned yesterday, the entire back of his head had gone bald.

It was impossible to have hair in the front and be bald in the back, right?

That would be even uglier and more awkward, so he simply shaved it all off.

Having to sport a big bald head in front of the new junior students and reveal such an ugly side of himself, Oscar felt like dying!

Hmm!

After finishing with Oscar, the next target was naturally Tang San.

Zhang Tianyu hadn't forgotten that the two protagonists of the mission were Tang San and Ma Hongjun!

Flender stepped forward.

Zhang Tianyu's eyes lit up. Now was the time. Aiming at Tang San, he used the item [Heart Whisper]!

Usage successful!

For the next period of time, Tang San would uncontrollably speak his inner thoughts, and the effect of [Foul Mouth] would be amplified!

It came with the [Consciousness Confusion] effect; Tang San would not realize he was speaking his inner thoughts, nor would he realize he was insulting people.

Tang San was stunned when he saw Flender. Isn't this the profiteer he ran into a few days ago? What is he doing here?

Could it be that he is the Dean?

Flender walked up to the eight students and stopped in his tracks.

His signature, slightly magnetic, raspy voice rang out: "This year is quite good; we have five more little monsters. I, Flender, Dean of Shrek Academy, welcome you all on behalf of the academy. Later, each of you will pay one hundred Gold Soul Coins to Teacher Li, who is in charge of finances. Mubai."

As soon as the words fell, before Dai Mubai could speak, Tang San suddenly interjected:

"So you, that damn profiteer, really are the Dean of this academy!"

As soon as these words were spoken, they were shocking!

The entire place was stunned! Silence fell over the crowd!

Dai Mubai stood there, completely dumbfounded!

Oscar stared with wide, terrified eyes!

Zhang Tianyu, Ning Rongrong, Xiao Wu, and Zhu Zhuqing were all left with blank expressions!

That's right, even the perpetually cold-faced Zhu Zhuqing finally had a change in expression!

Ma Hongjun was the first to react, looking at Tang San unceremoniously: "Hey! What did you just say?"

Zhang Tianyu then remembered that Ma Hongjun was Flender's student, so it was only natural for him to step out and accuse Tang San at a time like this.

"I said he's a damn profiteer, and I'm right. He swindled me out of several hundred Gold Soul Coins just a few days ago," Tang San said, pointing at Flender.

"You!"

Just as Ma Hongjun was about to make a move, Flender immediately said: "Hongjun!"

Ma Hongjun took a deep breath and stepped aside.

Flender walked up to Tang San: "I had my prices clearly marked. If you thought it was too expensive, you didn't have to buy it. Why call me a profiteer who swindled you, and why curse me?"

"Not to mention anything else, now that you've joined the academy, I am your Dean. You should at least show me some respect, shouldn't you?"

Although Flender's tone was relatively calm, anyone could see that he was furious inside.

"Cut the crap, did I curse you?" Tang San looked Flender straight in the eye. "You, you damn profiteer, changed the price time and time again, hiking it up and up. Wasn't it just because you saw I wanted to buy it that you gouged me? Calling you a profiteer is still—"

Bang!

Before Tang San could finish his sentence, he was sent flying by Flender's power.

Bang!

Tang San's back slammed hard against the wall of a small hut, and he passed out on the spot.

Flender's strength was far greater than that of Director Su from before!

"Mubai!"

"Here! Dean!" Dai Mubai jolted and immediately responded.

"Throw him out!" Flender roared. "Even if he's a genius, even if he's a monster, if he doesn't know how to respect his teachers, the academy won't take him!"

"Uh, this... Yes!" Dai Mubai glanced at Zhang Tianyu. He knew Tang San was Zhang Tianyu's good friend, but there was nothing he could do now.

Everyone had seen that it was Tang San who disrespected Flender first.

"Wait a moment, Dean," Zhang Tianyu said immediately. "We came here with Tang San. It was Yu Xiaogang who recommended Tang San to come here. Dean, do you know Yu Xiaogang?"

"Yu Xiaogang?" Flender was taken aback. "Yu Xiaogang? It was Yu Xiaogang who sent him here?"

Zhang Tianyu and Xiao Wu nodded hurriedly: "Tang San has taken Yu Xiaogang as his master."

Flender frowned, fell silent for a few seconds, and said: "No need to kick him out yet. Mubai, wake him up. I have questions for him!"

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