They acted as soon as the idea came to them. The Shrek Eight Monsters all set off together for the place where Yu Dash was staying, bringing along the advanced version of Blue Silver Grass that belonged to the Blue Silver Emperor.
Of course, they'd also heard that Yu Dash had come back covered in shit. Especially on the way there, seeing one shit footprint after another on the ground had nearly made them throw up from disgust.
The two unmistakable handprints on Yu Dash's door were especially revolting. Nobody dared go near them.
They could only pull over a classmate they knew and tell him, "David, go check whether Big Shit has finished bathing!"
The student named David pointed at himself in disbelief. "Me?"
"Me?"
It was something that disgusting, and you were asking me to do it?
Don't bully me like this!
Dai Mubai said impatiently, "If we tell you to go, then go. Or do you want to try a fist as big as a clay pot?"
As he spoke, he swung his fists a few times. Faced with a school bully like Dai Mubai, David was naturally afraid. Who in Shrek Academy—let's just say Seven Treasure Academy had been renamed—didn't know the Shrek Eight Monsters?
All the resources had to make way for them. If anyone offended them, it was the one who'd apologized who got expelled—and that would be ordinary students like David.
There was nothing he could do. David had to force down his disgust and knock on Yu Dash's door.
Knock, knock, knock.
"Yu Dash, are you in there?"
"Yu Dash, did you come here to take a shit?"
"No, Yu Dash, have you finished shitting?"
"Wait, Yu Dash, have you cleaned your ass?"
"Yu Dash, open the door!"
Knock, knock, knock. David